Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mia on December 04, 2011, 04:39:07 pm
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So my cat has developed two new habits: one my stepmom is very large due to many disabilities/diseases that make her gain weight, so she doesn't really have a lap to sit on. My cat after 2 years has finally figured out that hey, boobs are good as a lap too, right?! I am starting the countdown to when my family stops spoiling my cat or my cat is declared overlord of the house.
The second thing is I am in the bathroom, my cat has this strange habit picked up at my old house where she sticks her paw under the door to be let in (I can't hear her meow). The bathroom has two doors, I go out that one, close it,the cat goes around through the other door, I go looking for her. She is sitting besides the other bathroom door wanting to be let out. The other door was open and she went through it to get in the bathroom.
Why are cats so weird and what weird habits do your cats have? (And if you're a cat hater, feel free to hate on cats and say I should get a dog. :P)
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You should get a Leo. I hear that they are very easy to train and easily housebroken.
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You should get a Leo. I hear that they are very easy to train and easily housebroken.
Spay or neuter your Leo :v
The reason I don't recommend a dog is they smell and piss shit alot.
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You should get a Leo. I hear that they are very easy to train and easily housebroken.
Spay or neuter your Leo :v
Correction: Spay AND neuter your Leo :v
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Fuck yeah Stanley Spadowski.
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That is weird. Why do you have a cat? Dogs are so much better. You tell it to sit and stay and it won't move until you come back.
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That is weird. Why do you have a cat? Dogs are so much better. You tell it to sit and stay and it won't move until you come back.
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Hmm.. how about we train Leo to sit and stay?
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I'll sit and stay with you til the end of the world, Mia.
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Hmm.. how about we train Leo to sit and stay?
We're trying. He's like a puppy that gets really excited when it sees you and forgets what it was told before.
You know the one, that jumps up on you whilst pissing on your leg when you come home from work because he is so happy to have you back.
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Except by puppy, we really mean old perverted grandfather.
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Your pussy doesn't seem that weird to me.
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I like both cats and dogs. They both have some pros I can appreciate.
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I say dump Leo in a dumpster full of dogs.
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Wouldn't matter, leo's already up to his tits in bitches.
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I say dump Leo in a dumpster full of dogs.
practically sex talk. you'll never be free of him as long as you keep saying his name.
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Cats do that to closed doors, not just to be let out. It's because they don't want the door closed.
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Territorial cats of doors?
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Wouldn't matter, leo's already up to his tits in bitches.
I love you, man.
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Wouldn't matter, leo's already up to his tits in bitches.
Leo loves you, man.