Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on December 28, 2011, 05:37:46 am
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The royal rankings have been ripped off by multiple people, on multiple boards, through multiple times. I ripped them off from Ice Wind back on RI. He ripped them off from someone else on another board. Before that? Probably ripped off from someone else somewhere else. Point being, its an ongoing ripped off idea.
With that said, what is the RoRR? A castle! Thats right, this topic is now a castle, BAM! DEAL WITH IT! So whos castle is it? Mine? Yours? No and no, well, maybe not. The royal family and castle staff are all determined by randomly picking whomever posted in the last topic. So every RoRR should essentially, have a different family/staff. Want a chance to be in the next RoRR? Simply post at least once. Everyone gets one chance as long as they post, even if they DONT want a chance. Ignore the topic if you dont want to participate or join in, not my loss.
So without further delay, here is your royal family!
King: Croix
Queen: Locke
Prince: C-zom
Princess: Dontasemebro
Royal Prophet: Mogar
Adviser: Bluestrike
Jester: Electric Mango
Castle Guard #1: undiscoveredbum
Castle Guard #2: GrilledSlug
Executioner/Dungeon Master: Jenne (Do we really need TWO dungeon masters? I think yes, yes we do!)
Chef: Moth
Castle Groundskeeper (doubles as enemy spy): Shadow
Dungeon Master: Mia
Royal Stable Boy: llamavore
Royal Blacksmith: Arsenal 10
And remember, dont fear if you didnt make family or staff. Everyone knows its the townsfolk and travelers that make a castle what it is.
Feel free to do with your ranking as you wish, this castle is what you people make it, not me.
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This is an outrage i say, a butter outrage.!
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Gangs you can always be an Outlaw
(http://sharetv.org/images/guide/280912.jpg)
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Hmm.. I approve.
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<_<
Gangs has every right to be outraged. In fact, I think the only logical step for him to take next, is to try to overthrow the king.
>_>
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Royal Stable Boy: llamavore
great: position most likely to afford me casual sex with unsatisfied ladies of the court
/me leans on pitchfork and leers at passersby
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I'm...a queen?
Does this mean llamavore is going to hit on me now? :v
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I'm...a queen?
Does this mean llamavore is going to hit on me now? :v
Only if you're unsatisfied with Croix
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I'm...a queen?
Does this mean llamavore is going to hit on me now? :v
Only if you're unsatisfied with Croix
Croix is pretty satisfying. Hmm.
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So without further delay, here is your royal family!
King: Croix
Queen: Locke
Prince: C-zom
Princess: Dontasemebro
Royal Prophet: Mogar
Adviser: Bluestrike
Jester: Electric Mango
Castle Guard #1: undiscoveredbum
Castle Guard #2: GrilledSlug
Executioner/Dungeon Master: Jenne
Chef: Moth
Castle Groundskeeper (doubles as enemy spy): Shadow
Dungeon Master: Mia
Royal Stable Boy: llamavore
Royal Blacksmith: Arsenal 10
these are things I can get behind.
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...I'm King apparently. Well, It's time to flood the streets with crabs.
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...I'm King apparently. Well, It's time to flood the streets with crabs.
We talkin' little itty bitty "pinch your finger" kind of crabs, or giant apocalyptic "walk all over your house" kind of crabs?
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Hmm, the jester eh? That's going to be a stretch for me because I'm not used to acting out in non conforming ways. Also the jester usually ends up getting thrown in the dungeon or killed by the king for amusing him to his satisfaction. At least that's what I've been taught from all the movies I've seen. If I had to choose between getting beheaded or locked away in the dungeon with Mia as my prison guard, I would gladly choose death.
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You are a wise one, Mango.
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I'll be the local forest brigand and my band of merry men
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...I'm King apparently. Well, It's time to flood the streets with crabs.
We talkin' little itty bitty "pinch your finger" kind of crabs, or giant apocalyptic "walk all over your house" kind of crabs?
Giant ones. We'll never go hungry again.
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C-zom in a ruling position?
(http://i.imgur.com/3k0bq.gif)
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worst royal court ever?
or ultra worst royal court ever?
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...I'm King apparently. Well, It's time to flood the streets with crabs.
We talkin' little itty bitty "pinch your finger" kind of crabs, or giant apocalyptic "walk all over your house" kind of crabs?
Giant ones. We'll never go hungry again.
I shall go order the giant firepit be built.
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I feel horribly jipped, all things considering I've been floating around RIA longer than... everyone really, besides Llama, Moth, C-Zom, Shadow and yourself.
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I don't think it would be the same if the princess or queen wasn't a dude in a place like RIA.
Also dude sup (!)
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What, no no. I was looking for either Spam Queen, or the role of Cuba or something. You guys make great feminine royalty on your own.
Hey you XD I freaking. I see my phone going off right? But it's juuust out of reach. Whats up on your end?
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Dude I definitely know the feeling. It's like "sooo laaazzzyy" Though mine was dead as crap the last few days. Stupid battery juggling, ugh.
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Uh, I accepted a bribe from the brigands over yonder, and let them in at night. They killed everyone in their sleep. Then we sold the castle and went our separate ways.
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How did I never know of this thread's existence!?
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Ah I see one of the brigands now.
Yeah, me neither. Do you have any idea how much fun I could have had in this castle? With Mia? Come to think of it, it is probably best that I did not know about it.
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bork bork bork! *plays tennis with some meatballs*
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!