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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: C-zom on December 31, 2011, 09:28:46 pm

Title: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: C-zom on December 31, 2011, 09:28:46 pm
I had a movie marathon, aw yeah buddy.

Memento - 9/10
Usual Suspects - 9/10
Fight Club - 8.5/10
American History X - 8/10

I did literally nothing else to celebrate, but hey, guess what. I wouldn't be me without my ridiculous movie obsession.

What did you are you guys gonna do?
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 31, 2011, 10:07:32 pm
I was going to go to a party but there was CockPony, so instead I went home got a pizza and watched a shitty movie with zoe saldana. colombiana = suck

happy new years guys
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Post by: Agent Lemon on December 31, 2011, 11:03:29 pm
I didn't do anything.
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Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2012, 12:43:56 am
Hosted a New Years Eve party but I was sick the whole time.  I stayed up until the ball dropped, now I'm upstairs surfing the interwebz while the party continues without me downstairs.
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Post by: Jenne on January 01, 2012, 01:02:20 am
Sat home and watched a few movies.   Watched Cop Out and then Training Day. 
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Post by: Gangs on January 01, 2012, 01:20:11 am
Same thing i've been doing for the last 20 years of my life, the 21st was no different.
Came home to family, went to the army officers institute (that's the local military club, we don't have a naval officers institute here cause this is MAJORLY an army base), where the parties are HUUUGE and are basically the best in the state. The military pulls out all the stops for occassions.
Reached at around 8.30, started partying with friends, coursemates, countrymen >_>, my girlfriend/ex works at the park hotel, which is one of the biggest here, so naturally she wasn't there, left me open to depravity. Met tons of girls, some old, school friends, the best kind of depravity imo. Mocked the dolty MC, jumped the stage when the DJ came on, when they tried to get us off, we threatened violence XD. At around 11.30, went back to my family, dad and mum were dancing their cute old people dance, grabbed my elder sister and younger brother, went to mum and dad, and we did our embarrassing family dancing thingy, but we didn't care, its like the highlight of new years for us. After the countdown, we group hugged and kissed, like always. I went to wish my friends, they theirs. I got kissed by girls i don't remember anything about, i made out with the whore of babylon...i mean school. Then the drinking started, i was just having mocktails till my coursemates spiked em...>_>, so then i was stoned and we partied till 3 am, would have done more but im OOD tomorrow so i came back home, family was asleep by then, got on irc, was too stoned to post much so i slept off, my dog slept next to me in my old room. I always stay at home on new years, no matter what. Its 12.34pm now, I woke 20 minutes ago, ive got a pleasant buzz surprisingly, mums gonna make me a late breakfast. Life's good.
Nice a new years start as any i guess, i still miss my first girfriend and my best friend, but meh.
Title: Re: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: Mia on January 01, 2012, 04:32:42 am
Same thing i've been doing for the last 20 years of my life, the 21st was no different.
Came home to family, went to the army officers institute (that's the local military club, we don't have a naval officers institute here cause this is MAJORLY an army base), where the parties are HUUUGE and are basically the best in the state. The military pulls out all the stops for occassions.
Reached at around 8.30, started partying with friends, coursemates, countrymen >_>, my girlfriend/ex works at the park hotel, which is one of the biggest here, so naturally she wasn't there, left me open to depravity. Met tons of girls, some old, school friends, the best kind of depravity imo. Mocked the dolty MC, jumped the stage when the DJ came on, when they tried to get us off, we threatened violence XD. At around 11.30, went back to my family, dad and mum were dancing their cute old people dance, grabbed my elder sister and younger brother, went to mum and dad, and we did our embarrassing family dancing thingy, but we didn't care, its like the highlight of new years for us. After the countdown, we group hugged and kissed, like always. I went to wish my friends, they theirs. I got kissed by girls i don't remember anything about, i made out with the whore of babylon...i mean school. Then the drinking started, i was just having mocktails till my coursemates spiked em...>_>, so then i was stoned and we partied till 3 am, would have done more but im OOD tomorrow so i came back home, family was asleep by then, got on irc, was too stoned to post much so i slept off, my dog slept next to me in my old room. I always stay at home on new years, no matter what. Its 12.34pm now, I woke 20 minutes ago, ive got a pleasant buzz surprisingly, mums gonna make me a late breakfast. Life's good.
Nice a new years start as any i guess, i still miss my first girfriend and my best friend, but meh.

You kissed girls when you were 1? :P
Title: Re: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: Gangs on January 01, 2012, 05:43:53 am
Same thing i've been doing for the last 20 years of my life, the 21st was no different.
Came home to family, went to the army officers institute (that's the local military club, we don't have a naval officers institute here cause this is MAJORLY an army base), where the parties are HUUUGE and are basically the best in the state. The military pulls out all the stops for occassions.
Reached at around 8.30, started partying with friends, coursemates, countrymen >_>, my girlfriend/ex works at the park hotel, which is one of the biggest here, so naturally she wasn't there, left me open to depravity. Met tons of girls, some old, school friends, the best kind of depravity imo. Mocked the dolty MC, jumped the stage when the DJ came on, when they tried to get us off, we threatened violence XD. At around 11.30, went back to my family, dad and mum were dancing their cute old people dance, grabbed my elder sister and younger brother, went to mum and dad, and we did our embarrassing family dancing thingy, but we didn't care, its like the highlight of new years for us. After the countdown, we group hugged and kissed, like always. I went to wish my friends, they theirs. I got kissed by girls i don't remember anything about, i made out with the whore of babylon...i mean school. Then the drinking started, i was just having mocktails till my coursemates spiked em...>_>, so then i was stoned and we partied till 3 am, would have done more but im OOD tomorrow so i came back home, family was asleep by then, got on irc, was too stoned to post much so i slept off, my dog slept next to me in my old room. I always stay at home on new years, no matter what. Its 12.34pm now, I woke 20 minutes ago, ive got a pleasant buzz surprisingly, mums gonna make me a late breakfast. Life's good.
Nice a new years start as any i guess, i still miss my first girfriend and my best friend, but meh.

You kissed girls when you were 1? :P
Her name was pari (hindi for angel), her family were our neighbours in port blair.

EDIT: Mum says her name was neha, and i was 2, she was my first.
I was 4 when i met pari apparently.
So yeah, 2, not 1.
Title: Re: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: C-zom on January 01, 2012, 02:00:20 pm
Nice party, Gangs. Sounds like you had fun man.
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Post by: Gangs on January 01, 2012, 02:44:24 pm
Yep, it gave me false hope for the start of the year...>_>
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Post by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2012, 10:41:41 pm
We could party together gangs
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 02, 2012, 05:10:20 pm
I went to a sketchy bar, 2 hours before 12, found my new year's kiss in a 38 year old who was like 5 feet tall with the body of an 18 year old.

Went to her friend's friend's trailer and had drunk sex. Woke up at like 5AM, horribly hung over, and realized that I was in a trailer full of black cockroaches.

Cockroaches fucking everywhere. Found a tea that was poured for me when I first walked in the house and there were god damn more than like ten roaches in that fucking glass that floating around presumably cockroach-screaming from drowning in tea.

She was still pretty fucking hot though. Even when sober. Probably the second hottest woman I've been with.

Oh yeah, I found out she used to be a teacher - turn on
She is currently separated from husband - turn on

She used to be a teacher because she was court ordered to stop drinking, couldn't handle that, quit her job and I found her months later in a bar drunk as I was

- turn on
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Post by: Brian on January 02, 2012, 11:40:17 pm
wow, look at me. im kenny/gangs, arnt i the coolest! im so special, hey everyone, look at how cool i am. i wasnt an internet loser like you guys! suck it ria!
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Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 03, 2012, 12:55:42 am
whatever happened to the vomit-girl?
Title: Re: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 03, 2012, 02:42:02 am
wow, look at me. im kenny/gangs, arnt i the coolest! im so special, hey everyone, look at how cool i am. i wasnt an internet loser like you guys! suck it ria!

To be fair, I literally went to a random bar alone on New Year's Eve, two hours before the ball drop.

Not exactly how I would have preferred it.
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Post by: Gangs on January 03, 2012, 01:40:34 pm
@Brian: My relationship with my girlfriend is the most fucked up, ridiculous relationship, anyone has ever had.
She's my ex, from an incredibly BAD breakup, she's 9 years older than i am, i feel NO emotional connection to her, im quite sure she's still seeing HER ex, who's in the merchant navy, and is away on a 6 month tenure on the seas. My family hates her, my mom threatened to run her over with a car...my mom might do that.
My best friend, the only one i consider a friend isn't here, we've had a semi falling out.
Bereft of my family, this was one of the loneliest new year's i've ever had. >_>




EDIT: I also have the hots for one of my cousin aunts <_<
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Post by: Ogaden on January 03, 2012, 02:16:19 pm
I had a quiet night in with my wife, I was burnt out on the holidays by new years.

Also, fuck the holidays, I'm actually relieved to be back at work
Title: Re: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: Gangs on January 03, 2012, 02:18:08 pm
I had a quiet night in with my wife
That's the best kind of holiday mate, im just waiting till i can do that.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 03, 2012, 03:15:28 pm
EDIT: I also have the hots for one of my cousin aunts <_<

lol which one.
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Post by: Gangs on January 03, 2012, 03:50:09 pm
You know the one >_>
She started texting me a bit before new years...
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 03, 2012, 04:31:09 pm
that sucks because she is hot, makes it conflicting. you don't want to get a cousin preggers. I WOULD IMAGINE.
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 04, 2012, 06:37:48 pm
lmao who gave me post of the day for my new year's experience
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 04, 2012, 07:16:18 pm
lmao who gave me post of the day for my new year's experience

/me raises hand

it was a chill narrative, my kinsman
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 04, 2012, 08:49:58 pm
Happy New Year!

Me and my girlfriend rented out a flash hotel for two nights in the Auckland City and spent new years there. Was pretty cool. Then, on the 1st, we went to a huge Indian party for one of my friend's 21st birthdays. Open bar - enough said. And on the 2nd, I lost money at a casino. Overall, a fucking good new years.

Now I'm back at home, killing Holy Ruler.
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Post by: Gangs on January 05, 2012, 05:56:30 am
Indian as in saree or poncho?
Title: Re: No new years topic? Whatever, now there is.
Post by: Electric Mango on January 05, 2012, 08:14:29 am
I'm guessing Native American since he went gambling in a casino.
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 05, 2012, 04:06:08 pm
Good call, Mango. But the casino and the party were different nights and in different cities so they weren't related..

Gangs, they were your type of Indian. Bollywood and all that.
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Post by: Gangs on January 05, 2012, 06:10:38 pm
Did you break into spontaneous, group, song and dance numbers?
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 05, 2012, 06:40:39 pm
Yes, and I proved well and truely that white guys cannot dance.
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 06, 2012, 11:20:25 pm
Yes, and I proved well and truely that white guys cannot dance.

Never ever dance if you can't dance.

Seriously.

It makes you look way unattractive.

Unless it's funny.
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 07, 2012, 12:07:48 am
I have a solution to that problem.

Alcohol.

For you. For the boys. For the girls. Even that MILF by the bar who keeps looking at you but you're not sure if it's in a disapproving way or a 'I want to punish you' kind of way.

Once you're all sufficiently fucked, no one cares how you dance. In fact, shit dancing becomes good and even a  5/10 becomes attractive.
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Post by: —- on January 07, 2012, 10:01:03 am
Oh, New Years is over rated anyway. Jared was here for two weeks, and went to a friend's party which didn't pick up till 11pm when I finally got them into burning shit. I'm slowly getting the feeling that I'm the only one here who doesn't drink.


(Jared's the boyfriend I met from CSN)


And I completely get the cousin thing.
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Post by: Leo on January 07, 2012, 03:49:47 pm
I had a quiet night in with my wife
This motherfucker had the best New Year's sex out of all of us....

douchebag trying to be humble and shit like that. I see through your ruse.