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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 02, 2012, 11:21:28 am

Title: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 02, 2012, 11:21:28 am
God I hate trolls
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Leo on May 02, 2012, 12:55:00 pm
Love ya, Kenny Da Fox.
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 02, 2012, 03:49:40 pm
it's because people have idealized hollywood celebrities to the extent that they want to keep believing you have better things to do. their vicious denialism regarding your identity is only the first line of defense against a reality too depressing for them to accept; if you press the matter further expect the trolling to get much worse.
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 02, 2012, 04:40:01 pm
Huh. I always thought you were Hugh Jackman.
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 03, 2012, 12:57:03 pm
it's because people have idealized hollywood celebrities to the extent that they want to keep believing you have better things to do.

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Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Leo on May 03, 2012, 11:54:52 pm
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Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Electric Mango on May 04, 2012, 12:28:27 pm
What was going on here Jeff? 

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Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 04, 2012, 12:51:01 pm
That's what I do when I read your posts































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Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 04, 2012, 08:37:11 pm
who's filming you? are you making a reality show about being a celebrity in the RIA or something?

looks a lot to me like it's just outtakes from an audition. was it jimmy kimmel or the mayhem like me guy that got the part? it must be hard not being taken seriously after your generous and monolithic contributions to the art.
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 06, 2012, 10:05:01 am
who's filming you? are you making a reality show about being a celebrity in the RIA or something?

looks a lot to me like it's just outtakes from an audition. was it jimmy kimmel or the mayhem like me guy that got the part? it must be hard not being taken seriously after your generous and monolithic contributions to the art.


I was doing a documentary on having an ice cream headache and accidentally swallowing an almond whole
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 07, 2012, 07:20:37 am
Say something really 'Jeff Goldblum'.
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 07, 2012, 07:50:57 am
who's filming you? are you making a reality show about being a celebrity in the RIA or something?

looks a lot to me like it's just outtakes from an audition. was it jimmy kimmel or the mayhem like me guy that got the part? it must be hard not being taken seriously after your generous and monolithic contributions to the art.


I was doing a documentary on having an ice cream headache and accidentally swallowing an almond whole


you are a huge jew
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 07, 2012, 02:58:50 pm
Say something really 'Jeff Goldblum'.

The other day, someone visited the Blumquarters and told me my cards suck.



I told them they are mistaken.
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 07, 2012, 10:40:18 pm
everything I have said in this thread

Jeff Goldblum Laughs For 10 Minutes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS9D6w1GzGY#)
Title: Re: There are people who still literally don't believe I am Jeff Goldblum
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 08, 2012, 02:31:54 am
Say something really 'Jeff Goldblum'.

The other day, someone visited the Blumquarters and told me my cards suck.



I told them they are mistaken.

You are obviously Jeff Goldblum.