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Title: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 22, 2012, 04:34:15 am: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/22/tech/us-spacex/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 (http://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/22/tech/us-spacex/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

Fucking amazing - I want one.
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 22, 2012, 12:17:20 pm: == Topic Derailing, Attention Whoring Post About My Exploits With Will Smith In Outer Space ==
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 22, 2012, 10:46:57 pm: Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 22, 2012, 12:17:20 pm
== Topic Derailing, Attention Whoring Post About My Exploits With Will Smith In Outer Space ==
your font is too small and civilized, mission failed.
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 23, 2012, 01:58:48 am: Hang on. What did you do with Will Smith?
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Jenne on May 23, 2012, 07:01:44 am: Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 22, 2012, 12:17:20 pm
== Topic Derailing, Attention Whoring Post About My Exploits With Will Smith In Outer Space ==
I can't believe you let that no talent rapper steal the glory. I thought you were better than that.
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Biff Webster on May 23, 2012, 08:19:15 am: Moooooooonraker
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 23, 2012, 10:57:27 am: Quote from: GrilledSlug on May 23, 2012, 01:58:48 am
Hang on. What did you do with Will Smith?
they kicked the tires and lit the fires. and there was something with a fat lady or what have you. with what a huge jew jeff is it's obvious the tire-kicking/fire-lighting was will's idea
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 23, 2012, 12:26:50 pm: Quote from: Jenne on May 23, 2012, 07:01:44 am
Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 22, 2012, 12:17:20 pm
== Topic Derailing, Attention Whoring Post About My Exploits With Will Smith In Outer Space ==
I can't believe you let that no talent rapper steal the glory. I thought you were better than that.

How did he steal the glory?

I was the one with the Powerbook.

And I got my exwife back.
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 23, 2012, 03:02:32 pm: Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 23, 2012, 12:26:50 pm
Quote from: Jenne on May 23, 2012, 07:01:44 am
Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 22, 2012, 12:17:20 pm
== Topic Derailing, Attention Whoring Post About My Exploits With Will Smith In Outer Space ==
I can't believe you let that no talent rapper steal the glory. I thought you were better than that.

How did he steal the glory?

I was the one with the Powerbook.

And I got my exwife back.

Let's be clear - you did shit all with Will Smith. He took you along for the ride and there is no way you could have piloted that thing. This was Will Smith's exploit, and you were nothing more than a devilishly handsome distraction (and I say this as a secure heterosexual homo).
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 23, 2012, 08:07:10 pm: I was the, uh, captain. I was the captain.

If I didn't satisfy the, uh, leadership requirements that the mission demanded, then we couldn't have saved the world.
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 23, 2012, 10:22:12 pm: Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 23, 2012, 08:07:10 pm
I was the, uh, captain. I was the captain.

If I didn't satisfy the, uh, leadership requirements that the mission demanded, then we couldn't have saved the world.

oh I get it.

they needed a white guy along to take the credit. world wasn't ready for a black man to save the world. barack hadn't even happened yet.

thanks jeff.
Title: Re: First private spacecraft goes to ISS
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 24, 2012, 01:37:47 am: Quote from: llamavore on May 23, 2012, 10:22:12 pm
Quote from: Abe Simpson on May 23, 2012, 08:07:10 pm
I was the, uh, captain. I was the captain.

If I didn't satisfy the, uh, leadership requirements that the mission demanded, then we couldn't have saved the world.

oh I get it.

they needed a white guy along to take the credit. world wasn't ready for a black man to save the world. barack hadn't even happened yet.

thanks jeff.

He might be white, but he's Jewish. No Jewish President yet. Will should have brought a woman and a boatload of Mexicans while he was at it - it can only be good, affirmative action-wise.