Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jenne on August 23, 2012, 09:11:12 pm
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http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showbiz/ll-cool-j-burgar/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn (http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/23/showbiz/ll-cool-j-burgar/index.html?eref=mrss_igoogle_cnn)
tl;dr - LL Cool J breaks jaw, nose and ribs of man breaking into his home.
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He is a hell of a lot bigger than me. I'll keep my guns thank you.
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He is a hell of a lot bigger than me. I'll keep my guns thank you.
But you're pretty big. And Mexican.
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But he's fucking buff as shit. If i saw LL Cool J running at me i'd shit myself. Also the mexican comment was unnecessary, why do people keep reminding me? D:
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He is a hell of a lot bigger than me. I'll keep my guns thank you.
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So you need guns because you are too lazy to work out?
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Actually i started working out about a month ago, to get to LL Cool J status I have a long way to go <.< Besides, what if LL Cool J breaks into my house? Am i supposed to try and tackle and and beat his face in? That would probably be pretty counterproductive.
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Actually, I need guns because it's not only easier, but more fun.
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Actually i started working out about a month ago, to get to LL Cool J status I have a long way to go <.< Besides, what if LL Cool J breaks into my house? Am i supposed to try and tackle and and beat his face in? That would probably be pretty counterproductive.
I always keep a couple of Mexicans lying around for just that purpose.
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What the hell do you do for defense if (nearly all) guns are illegal in your country though? :horrified:
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Die.
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What the hell do you do for defense if (nearly all) guns are illegal in your country though? :horrified:
Not shoot at your neighbours, and put some real time into interviewing cops.
The only reason to make guns available to the population is to keep government in check, not to defend your front yard...
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You heard about the shooting in NYC right? Where this one guy shot one guy, and then the police shot that guy, and hit 7 other people in the process... Yeah, if people who are trained to use them can't even avoid collateral damage, how do you expect your average gang banger to hit what they are aiming for.
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As I understand the story, the one dude shot another dude, and with the right cops in place, it might have ended there, but instead they got trigger happy and discharged in a crowded area. Instead there are now 2 dead and many injured. A better solution for that sort of thing would be to legalize duels.
Switzerland has the right to bear arms, but it almost never results in internecine violence.
Can I get a llama for using a big word? Llamavore can tell you all what it means.
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I recall seeing MOST EXTREME POLICE VIDEOS on spike one time. 'cant find it now' Cops Fired like 47 or some other large # rounds at this guy and hit him twice. Yes Im exmilatary but I did not expert pistol or rifle. Even be for then When I was 17 out of 100 rounds I hit a man size target at 10 yards 88 times with my 45 auto. I have been out of the mil for a few yyears now and can with the same wepon put 7 of the 9 in to it at the same range in 45 sec.
It should also be noted that when fireing at people who some times dont need to be shot cops seem to hit every time. But when fireing at one who need it cops hit like Empire storm troopers.
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I recall seeing MOST EXTREME POLICE VIDEOS on spike one time. 'cant find it now' Cops Fired like 47 or some other large # rounds at this guy and hit him twice. Yes Im exmilatary but I did not expert pistol or rifle. Even be for then When I was 17 out of 100 rounds I hit a man size target at 10 yards 88 times with my 45 auto. I have been out of the mil for a few yyears now and can with the same wepon put 7 of the 9 in to it at the same range in 45 sec.
It should also be noted that when fireing at people who some times dont need to be shot cops seem to hit every time. But when fireing at one who need it cops hit like Empire storm troopers.
maybe they were taking bets on who could miss the longest. you know cops get pretty bored.
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Isn't that why they shoot people, though? Cause they're bored.
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Isn't that why they shoot people, though? Cause they're bored.
no leo. of course you wouldn't understand. they shoot people because like some of us, they are filled with unspeakable rage by constant encounters with individuals who not only fulfill every negative stereotype but press the boundaries of said stereotypes
but unlike most of us, they are in a position to do something about it and feel keenly the weight of social obligation.
now respond with something not very funny, but make sure it's short if you want me to read it.
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You are both wrong. Cops shoot people because noone invites them to parties. They feel like social outcasts, and only make it worse by uniting under the banner of the mustache.
Who wants to invite a '70s porn actor with a gun and a chip on his shoulder to their party? And choose a career with the line "might need to shoot people" in the job description?
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Isn't that why they shoot people, though? Cause they're bored.
no leo. of course you wouldn't understand. they shoot people because like some of us, they are filled with unspeakable rage by constant encounters with individuals who not only fulfill every negative stereotype but press the boundaries of said stereotypes
but unlike most of us, they are in a position to do something about it and feel keenly the weight of social obligation.
now respond with something not very funny, but make sure it's short if you want me to read it.
Moth's penis is very short.
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Isn't that why they shoot people, though? Cause they're bored.
no leo. of course you wouldn't understand. they shoot people because like some of us, they are filled with unspeakable rage by constant encounters with individuals who not only fulfill every negative stereotype but press the boundaries of said stereotypes
but unlike most of us, they are in a position to do something about it and feel keenly the weight of social obligation.
now respond with something not very funny, but make sure it's short if you want me to read it.
Moth's penis is very short.
No it's not.