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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Shadow on August 27, 2012, 06:11:00 pm

Title: Moth spy
Post by: Shadow on August 27, 2012, 06:11:00 pm: I'm being watched.

Here I am just casually coming home from work yesterday and what do I spot? A giant moth just hanging out on my door. Its maybe like 2 inches wide and 2-3 inches tall. It was just chilling there. So I try to shoe it away for I can get inside and so it flies off and I think its the end of it. But no this morning here I am just leaving off for work when who do I see? Mr. Giant Moth just hanging out on the side of my door. So I just ignore him since he hasn't bothered me yet. Then when I come home from work there he is again, just hanging out in the same spot. I guess I'll see if he sticks around until tomorrow but I think I'm being watched. I'll have to keep an eye on this moth. :ninja:
Title: Re: Moth spy
Post by: Arsenal 10 on August 27, 2012, 06:47:45 pm: Moth is probably just looking for a friend.
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Post by: Ogaden on August 27, 2012, 06:49:35 pm: Great Lord, Moth.

Moth.

Moth.
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Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on August 27, 2012, 11:07:35 pm: Moth needs a friend, too. Don't be such a jerk. Invite him in.
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Post by: Reoga on August 27, 2012, 11:24:35 pm: Quote from: Ogaden on August 27, 2012, 06:49:35 pm
Great Lord, Moth.

Moth.

Moth.
Moth
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Post by: dester55 on August 28, 2012, 12:07:00 am: MOTH
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Post by: Croix on August 28, 2012, 01:56:02 pm: Moth
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Post by: Reoga on August 28, 2012, 02:32:57 pm: Quote from: Croix on August 28, 2012, 01:56:02 pm
Moth
moth
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 28, 2012, 02:39:58 pm: Get your gun out and shoot him for trespassing. Fucking moth.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 28, 2012, 06:42:32 pm: I feel for you man. many of my friends have been through similar situations... as have I myself. a few pointers

1. if you confront him, make sure you have a friend with you

2. do not let him in the house. if you talk to him, go outside and close the door behind you. make sure you have a cellphone in hand in case you need to call someone

3. do not offer him drugs

4. do not compliment him, he will take it the wrong way, especially in mating season

5. do not offer him drugs

edit: 6. don't get high with him, he's a moth

edit2: sorry I keep thinking of ones I forgot. 7. don't believe him if he tells you he loves you, you just met this guy. you know those crazy antenna, moths can detect loneliness. don't fall in love.
Title: Re: Moth spy
Post by: Shadow on August 28, 2012, 08:52:39 pm: Day 3 Log

Still being watched.

He moved a bit to a new and higher spot a foot or so away from his previous position, presumably to get a better view of the area, but is still nearby.
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Post by: Leo on August 28, 2012, 09:14:05 pm: He's looking at your cleavage, damn perv.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 29, 2012, 12:14:29 am: you should start a blog about it dude. get the truth out there.
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on August 29, 2012, 02:21:17 am: Ask those NYC cops to come and take some shots at him. Noone will get hurt but it should scare him off.
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Post by: Shadow on August 29, 2012, 06:54:30 pm: Day 4 Log

He has disappeared for today. Is he gone, or has he found a better hiding spot? Only time will tell.
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 02, 2012, 09:46:11 pm: Are moths like butterflies and only live for a few days?
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 03, 2012, 02:36:54 am: They live long enough to eat my socks. And spy on Shadow.