Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on September 15, 2012, 02:45:33 pm
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Ok, I am writing this from the Business Class section of an A380 about to depart from Frankfurt to Johannesburg. I have done this once before, and Air France's BC was much better than this Lufthansa flight...
I hope the SA po-lice don't gas-bomb my ass when I get there...
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You planning to work in the mines?
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You planning to work in the mines?
Hell no, I'm not black. That is satire BTW, not racism. I don't mind working with blackies.
I am far away from all that - just got into Port Elizabeth. It is the beginning of summer here, and the chicks are all eager to show off their bodies in this beach town. Too bad I am married. And faithful. Like a retarded lapdog. Who doesn't want to fuck his owner over for fear of never eating again.
I slept for 6 hours on the plane, and watched Prometheus. A bit of a letdown for a scifi fanatic like myself. Carlize really needs to show me her boobies and her ass. And her tuft. And the small of her back. And her ass. and the nape of her neck. And her bare midriff. And her boobies. I would settle for side-boob.
Anyway I gotta split. Me and some of the boys are going niger-knocking in a white pick up to show support for the government.
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Ok I had a 'word' with Malema, and I think it's all sorted out. Should be in the news by tomorrow.