Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on December 06, 2012, 06:14:11 am
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"You're a damned fool."
Someone said this to me, in a serious context, in a business meeting. I have been called an idiot, asshole, moron...etc many times, and I am not just referring to these boards.
But I have a problem with this one, because, for all it's Jimmy Stewart-esque charm, I had no comeback. The best I could muster was, "Yessir I am."
Can anyone help me with a better comeback here? I don't mind delivering a day later, or better yet ambushing the guy into saying it to me again...
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That's kicking it old school.
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You shall not pass?
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"I had sex with your wife!"
-Costanza'd
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Also, topic title is not fitting.
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Also, topic title is not fitting.
Maybe not for you Arse.
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That's only because my dad is Gandalf the Grey.
He's always too busy for me.
*cries*
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Yeah, well, the jerk store called, and they ran out of you.
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That's only because my dad is Gandalf the Grey.
He's always too busy for me.
*cries*
Dude, you know your dad died, right?
But the good news is that there's this new guy in town who is straight up awesome. He calls himself Gandalf the White and is like 10x the man your dad ever was.
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you need to pity the fool!
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That's only because my dad is Gandalf the Grey.
He's always too busy for me.
*cries*
Dude, you know your dad died, right?
But the good news is that there's this new guy in town who is straight up awesome. He calls himself Gandalf the White and is like 10x the man your dad ever was.
Na bro. The hobbit is just about to come out. He looked pretty sweet in the trailers.
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Is this your boss? Clearly the correct response is, well you hired me. Though that could give him an excuse to follow with one of my favorite lines.." that's something we shall have to remedy now isn't is".
How an equally old school "takes one to know one"?