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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Electric Mango on January 28, 2013, 09:09:53 pm

Title: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 28, 2013, 09:09:53 pm
Our current Mafia game over at IRON is looking for a replacement.  Is anyone interested?
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: undiscoveredbum on January 28, 2013, 09:15:11 pm
no
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 28, 2013, 09:33:47 pm
You wound me sir.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 28, 2013, 10:10:35 pm
Only if I'm guaranteed to win.


Also, I choose Mia to die this round.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 29, 2013, 09:59:31 am
There are no guarantees in life Leo, sometimes you just got to roll the dice and hope it doesn't come up a hard six.  Also, I don't think that you are allowed on our boards anyway.  I'm pretty sure Mia has a restraining order on you and Grilled Slug.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 29, 2013, 08:34:35 pm
Hard 6!? Bro, I'm easily a 7, flaccid.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 30, 2013, 06:22:59 am
Uh, what if I changed my name?  I miss Mia.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 30, 2013, 04:25:13 pm
You would have to re-roll your nation, agree to a labotomy, and fill out pages of paper work in triplicate to be considered.  I don't know what you two did to her and I don't even want to guess.  IRON almost declared war on your two nations but I smoothed it over with a case of scotch for McRabt.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 30, 2013, 04:29:25 pm
I revel in war. I shall turn your precious IRON into nothing but a bowl of pudding if but given the chance. My smelters shall laugh at the mills which I shall use to strike you down.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 30, 2013, 04:33:20 pm
Don't start a fight you can't win Leo.  I'm here to snap necks and cash checks. 
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 30, 2013, 05:25:32 pm
There is nothing I can not do. Ask your mother's pussy.

And like you, I also originally came to snap necks and cash checks....and no one pays with checks anymore.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 30, 2013, 09:29:22 pm
My gram bams pays with checks.  Well that or coupons and exact change she carefully pulls out from her coin purse.

Also, my mom says hi. 
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 30, 2013, 10:20:19 pm
Yeah she does. What'd her pussy tell you?
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 30, 2013, 10:51:22 pm
That she hasn't had that good of a laugh in years. 
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 30, 2013, 11:00:43 pm
I do make the best pussy jokes.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on January 30, 2013, 11:22:27 pm
How is a pussy like a grapefruit?  The good ones squirt when you eat them.  Ok, I think I just crossed a line.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 31, 2013, 03:35:30 am
I made that joke to Mia once.  I think it almost started a war.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on January 31, 2013, 07:30:12 am
Well done EM. Now I want to fuck a woman.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on February 01, 2013, 12:09:27 am
Yeah it was a close call for war, it was voted 3-5 by our councilors. Mia still vows revenge to this day.  What's your home address btw?

And Leo, give up on the silly dream of ever bedding a women, eat a grapefuit instead, or better yet, eat a Mango. Hey-yo!
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 01, 2013, 03:07:00 am
Well, I am sorry to hear that it was so close.  I am sorry to have bothered Mia so much.  But she told me to shut up and that never ends well...
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on February 01, 2013, 07:31:48 am
Shut up :D
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Leo on February 01, 2013, 07:46:44 am
Reoga, keep your mouth open; I like you better that way.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 01, 2013, 12:16:44 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango on February 01, 2013, 07:31:48 am
Shut up :D

No, you shut up.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on February 01, 2013, 03:40:42 pm
No, YOU shut up.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 02, 2013, 12:54:17 am
Just so's there's no misunderstanding here, who do you think you're talking to?
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Electric Mango on February 02, 2013, 07:45:05 am
I'm talking to the love child of gangs and his mother, Sho's half brother and the ruler of darwinian.
Title: Re: Mafia
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 02, 2013, 08:44:12 am
Close enough.  I hope I have made my point clear.