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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on April 02, 2013, 04:04:12 am

Title: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: Pterrydactyl on April 02, 2013, 04:04:12 am

http://carrollwood.wtsp.com/news/news/168299-teco-squirrel-likely-caused-water-treatment-plant-outage (http://carrollwood.wtsp.com/news/news/168299-teco-squirrel-likely-caused-water-treatment-plant-outage)

Title: Re: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: Ogaden on April 04, 2013, 12:55:11 am

That's nothing:

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/ (http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/)

Title: Re: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: Mia on April 30, 2013, 03:42:45 pm

Oh Florida. I love you.

Title: Re: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: ZPO4O on May 01, 2013, 07:20:33 am

Oh wait, Florida has not destroyed itself yet? I stopped paying attention to them some time ago. I just kind of assumed they killed themselves off by now. Guess I was wrong.

Title: Re: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 01, 2013, 10:00:02 am

I know some squirrels like that... usually when you see road kill you feel bad for it, but the squirrels around here are obnoxious. dragging their balls all over everything and chasing the birds off the bird feeders so they can stuff their faces

Title: Re: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: ZPO4O on May 01, 2013, 11:13:33 am

Damn squirrels...almost as bad as ducks. The only thing worse is a flying squirrel.

Title: Re: SQUIRRIL CAUSES TAMPA, FLORIDA WATER TREATMENT PLANT OUTAGE
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 01, 2013, 03:36:36 pm

surprisingly, flying squirrels are much less conceited and self-absorbed, even shy. maybe they figured being a tiny annoying jackass which can also fly would be too much of a cliche.