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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on April 03, 2013, 06:25:56 pm

Title: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on April 03, 2013, 06:25:56 pm
I made it past the first round of selection for Interns.  My main question now, is do I use this opportunity to further my career, or kill Michael Bay?

Probably gonna bite the bullet and go with furthering my career...
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on April 03, 2013, 06:35:11 pm
Learn how to blow massive amounts of money on explosions while not furthering a plot.

It's incredibly effective.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Arsenal 10 on April 03, 2013, 06:51:16 pm
Holy shit, why would they make another one? The last one was just terrible.

I mean, fucking terrible.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Leo on April 03, 2013, 08:27:50 pm
Why can't you do both?


If the director dies near the end of filming, that will only make the project seem that much more important when you bring it up in future job applications.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Reoga on April 03, 2013, 11:00:51 pm
so TRANSFORMERS 6?

I count the 1986 as the 1st. and I know Bay is/done working on his 4th
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on April 03, 2013, 11:12:40 pm
Actually, get this, supposedly, the government builds their own transformers, but they turn evil.

Filming is August-october.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Electric Mango on April 03, 2013, 11:30:50 pm
Make sure you splice in that one frame of penis ok?

Also congrats on working on a big time movie.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on April 04, 2013, 12:14:35 am
I wish I could make the big decisions like that.  And it's not 100% guaranteed yet, there are still about 70 other people who made it through (and they are only taking 25), but that number should start to drop as the begin to experience unfortunate accidents...
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Leo on April 04, 2013, 12:20:16 am
Unfortunate for who? I'd welcome any excuse to get out of the film industry.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on April 04, 2013, 01:01:17 am
Those videos you make of people in your basement does not qualify as "film"...
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Arsenal 10 on April 04, 2013, 03:59:46 am
Those videos you make of people in your basement does not qualify as "film"...
Oh damn, I better take "actor" off my resume then.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Leo on April 04, 2013, 08:11:49 am
Those videos you make of people in your basement does not qualify as "film"...
Oh damn, I better take "actor" off my resume then.
Well, seeing as you never acted anything, that'd be a good idea. You gotta turn down the moans, though, man; it's distracting for the camera crew.
Title: Re: So, I might be working on the next transformers...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on April 04, 2013, 12:42:20 pm
Probably gonna bite the oxet and go with furthering my career...

cool news man, and congrats. keep us posted.

but do you really want to build your career in an industry oppressed by michael bay's ritualistic dungeon-esque abuse of a beloved franchise? think of the children. and of the virgins in valhalla or wherever awaiting your martyrdom.