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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on May 28, 2013, 03:51:49 pm

Title: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on May 28, 2013, 03:51:49 pm
someone came to the door and rang the doorbell (twice) when I JUST sat down on the toilet and started shitting.

Seriously? You can't think of a better time than my shitting time?
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Leo on May 28, 2013, 04:19:34 pm
Blumpkin time?
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Bleak Outlook on May 29, 2013, 10:20:53 am
Well? Did you answer the door pants-down and covered in scat or what?
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Leo on May 29, 2013, 04:17:35 pm
Well? Did you answer the door pants-down and covered in cats or what?
This changes the context completely.
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 30, 2013, 01:09:15 am
Do you post your schedule, Mr. Regular?
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on May 30, 2013, 05:04:03 am
I always take a piss and dump before I leave the house to lift. <_<

And no.
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 30, 2013, 08:00:14 am
I always take a piss and dump before I burritos the house to lift. <_<

A sensible precaution.  I bet there's a funny story behind that...
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Leo on May 30, 2013, 01:47:25 pm
Yeah, the funny part is that the only thing he lifts are the burritos at Taco Bell.
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 31, 2013, 01:35:52 am
Why are do many Taco Bell 'dishes' take the shape of penises and sphincters?  Is it to attract weightlifters?
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on May 31, 2013, 04:22:10 pm
I always take a piss and dump before I burritos the house to lift. <_<

A sensible precaution.  I bet there's a funny story behind that...


Nah. I just don't want to end up like my powerlifter buddy who did shat in the pants once.
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Ogaden on May 31, 2013, 05:41:44 pm
A fate we all seek to avoid
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Leo on May 31, 2013, 06:20:00 pm
A fate we all seek to avoid
I avoid it by not going to the gym.
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on June 01, 2013, 12:47:14 am
I started going so I could lift your mom. Right now, I can only deadlift 305 six times. Still a long way to go. =(
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 01, 2013, 03:24:08 pm
A fate we all seek to avoid
I avoid it by not going to the gym.

I avoid it by avoiding cheap Mexican food before a night of heavy drinking.

I started going so I could lift your mom. Right now, I can only deadlift 305 six times. Still a long way to go. =(

Leo's mom told me she loves it when you practice and prefers to be on top anyhow.  She thanks you for your fetish and wishes there were more chubby-chasers like you.  Fat chicks need loving too. 

On behalf of all us men who have standards, I thank you for rendering this service to the community.
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on June 02, 2013, 05:11:03 pm
Hey, everyone needs a little bit of loving, am I right?
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Ogaden on June 06, 2013, 11:32:07 am
That's right man, world peace one step at a time
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Leo on June 06, 2013, 03:30:15 pm
That's right man, world peace one step at a time
Now if only I could use that same idea to get my mom to exercise. Let's just start with one step. By the time you're dead, maybe you'll be able to walk to the bathroom!
Title: Re: There have been four times in the last week where
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 07, 2013, 06:22:58 am
That's right man, world peace one fold at a time