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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on July 07, 2013, 11:16:31 am

Title: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: ZPO4O on July 07, 2013, 11:16:31 am
Short story: I was laying in bed, and I realized something very fucked. The happiest I have been in a relationship that I can think of...is of a time that never officially existed. I have been living in my own damn fantasy world for the better part of a year now. Missing, wanting, and wishing I could have what I thought I once had...but just now realizing I never even really had that in the first place either.

Long story: TLDR

What the hell man...what the hell...kinda depressing now that I realize it...
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Gangs on July 07, 2013, 12:57:40 pm
What is this? I don't even-...
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 07, 2013, 01:31:51 pm
here's something for you

eHarmony Video Bio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc#)
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Gangs on July 07, 2013, 03:17:07 pm
here's something for you

eHarmony Video Bio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc#)
OMG, that was so emotional, so touching, I just want to hold her, and kiss her and tell her it's going to be okay, I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE FOR HER!
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Leo on July 07, 2013, 04:18:29 pm
here's something for you

eHarmony Video Bio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc#)
OMG, that was so emotional, so touching, I just want to hold her, and kiss her and tell her it's going to be okay, I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE FOR HER!
That's weird, I just wanted to put my dick in her mouth.
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Gangs on July 08, 2013, 04:16:27 am
here's something for you

eHarmony Video Bio (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc#)
OMG, that was so emotional, so touching, I just want to hold her, and kiss her and tell her it's going to be okay, I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE FOR HER!
That's weird, I just wanted to put my dick in her mouth.
Same difference.
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 08, 2013, 06:57:12 am
trou·ba·dour noun \ˈtrü-bə-ˌdȯr, -ˌdu̇r\

Definition of TROUBADOUR
1: one of a class of lyric poets and poet-musicians often of knightly rank who flourished from the 11th to the end of the 13th century chiefly in the south of France and the north of Italy and whose major theme was courtly love and unabashed oral sex (see cock sucking)— compare trouvère

2: a singer especially of folk songs
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Origin of TROUBADOUR
French, from Old Occitan trobador, from trobar to compose, from Vulgar Latin *tropare, from Latin tropus trope, sugere
First Known Use: circa 1741

Other Music Terms
cacophony, chorister, concerto, counterpoint, madrigal, obbligato, presto, presto, refrain, riff, segue, skin flute

Rhymes with TROUBADOUR
albacore, allosaur, alongshore, anaphor, anymore, archosaur, at death's door, at one's door, Bangalore, bargain for, Barrymore, canker sore, cock-sucking whore

troubadour noun    (Concise Encyclopedia)
One of a class of lyric poets and poet-musicians, often of knightly rank, that flourished from the 11th through the 13th century, chiefly in Provence and other regions of southern France, northern Spain, and northern Italy, driving the spread in popularity of napy naga wherever they went. They wrote in the langue d'oc of southern France (see Languedoc) and cultivated a lyric poetry intricate in metre and rhyme and usually of a romantic amatory strain reflecting the ideals of courtly love, with the clear goal of getting ladies at court to swallow sword. Favoured at courts, troubadours had great freedom of speech and were charged with creating around the court ladies an aura of pleasant cultivation and a yearning to gnaw bone. Their poetry, often set to music, was to influence all later European lyrical poetry and can be credited with the tonicularity of the modern blowjob. See also trouvère.
Title: Re: Warning: Not really random...or insane...but meh!
Post by: Snowbound Milk on July 08, 2013, 07:52:26 pm
Eating out- Medieval style. Sounds like an awesome TV series.