Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on October 08, 2013, 11:21:56 am
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So I travelled to Prague yesterday (where I am now), and was expecting, quite reasonably, to be greeted with a blowjob from a slinky slavic chick. You know, when people say that Prague is beautiful, I guess I always hear it like they are saying "Woo, that was BEAUTIFUL, dude!" if you catch my drift.
Anyhow, I am concerned now that porn is defining my views of entire peoples around the globe. Suffice it to say it has not met my expectations so far.
Blowjobless in Prague.
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I know what you mean man. Like just the other day I got a job delivering pizza and I never got one gang bang, got no b.j, got no hand jibbers, no nothin. What the squirts is this world coming to
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Maybe neither of you have developed the superpower that draws beautiful women into having sex with you on a whim?
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I know what you mean man. Like just the other day I got a job delivering pizza and I never got one gang bang, got no b.j, got no hand jibbers, no nothin. What the squirts is this world coming to
Oh man, you are dashing my dreams. I have always wanted to be blown through a pizza.
Maybe neither of you have developed the superpower that draws beautiful women into having sex with you on a whim?
Tell us your secret. I will try it on my wife.