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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on October 08, 2013, 11:21:56 am

Title: Imagine my disappointment
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 08, 2013, 11:21:56 am
So I travelled to Prague yesterday (where I am now), and was expecting, quite reasonably, to be greeted with a blowjob from a slinky slavic chick.  You know, when people say that Prague is beautiful, I guess I always hear it like they are saying "Woo, that was BEAUTIFUL, dude!" if you catch my drift. 

Anyhow, I am concerned now that porn is defining my views of entire peoples around the globe.  Suffice it to say it has not met my expectations so far.

Blowjobless in Prague.
Title: Re: Imagine my disappointment
Post by: Electric Mango on October 08, 2013, 11:45:37 pm
I know what you mean man. Like just the other day I got a job delivering pizza and I never got one gang bang, got no b.j, got no hand jibbers, no nothin. What the squirts is this world coming to
Title: Re: Imagine my disappointment
Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 08, 2013, 11:48:53 pm
Maybe neither of you have developed the superpower that draws beautiful women into having sex with you on a whim?
Title: Re: Imagine my disappointment
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 09, 2013, 01:54:13 am
I know what you mean man. Like just the other day I got a job delivering pizza and I never got one gang bang, got no b.j, got no hand jibbers, no nothin. What the squirts is this world coming to

Oh man, you are dashing my dreams.  I have always wanted to be blown through a pizza. 

Maybe neither of you have developed the superpower that draws beautiful women into having sex with you on a whim?

Tell us your secret.  I will try it on my wife.