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Title: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 09, 2013, 06:29:19 am

Wow.  Not Sure.  Expert.  Confused.  Where to start.  Guru.

My company is running a slice of Yammer, and very few people use it.  So, I have taken it upon myself to drive usage worldwide (I kid you not, I am that powerful, so powerful, I am almost gay).

The problem is that everything I learned on the use of social media pretty much come from this board.  So, as you can imagine, most of my attempts are met with polite clapping, followed by a whispered, "My what a well trained retard."

Here are some of the tricks I can't use:

- Counting games
- 3 word stories
- Miley Cyrus' tits
- Next letter games
- Next word games
- ANY comments about gays, sex, drugs, or alcohol
- pictures of cats
- ...etc you get the idea

So, what can I do within my corporate confines?

- I put together a group to explode acronyms (I know this is lame, but we really are an acronym minefield)
- A few discussion groups on subjects that seem to all use the same words in different orders, like:

   - Supply
   - Sales
   - Value
   - Chain
   - Marketing
   - Learning
   - Capability
   - Consumer

Despite the genius of my discussions in the different groups, the acronym one is ahead by a long shot (ie multiples more followers than the other groups combined).

Any thoughts, suggestions, cracks from the RIA community on how to proceed?

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on December 09, 2013, 03:26:00 pm

Consumer:

Come
On
Nigga
Start
Using
My
Effing
Resolution.

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Croix on December 09, 2013, 05:44:16 pm

you could always start something about global politics, you seem to love that.

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 10, 2013, 02:15:26 am

Quote from: Croix on December 09, 2013, 05:44:16 pm

you could always start something about global politics, you seem to love that.

Yeah, I guess politics and religion are out of the question too...  I will have to continue to use the RIA as my outlet for this...

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 17, 2013, 01:57:49 am

Ok, so I used this very avatar (Unicorn Puking Rainbow) on our Yammer instance, and have started a riot.  There is now a herd of unicorns. 

Thanks RIA for teaching me this (ie operation Rubber Ducky).

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Croix on December 17, 2013, 04:44:18 am

oh god.

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 17, 2013, 04:54:50 am

I think I am going to introduce this conservative company to Doge next.

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Bleak Outlook on December 17, 2013, 09:08:22 am

Quote from: GrilledSlug on December 17, 2013, 04:54:50 am

I think I am going to introduce this conservative company to Doge next.

Introduce them to tubgirl instead.  :dance:

Title: Re: RIA Social Media Guru
Post by: Buck Turgidson on December 17, 2013, 10:03:08 am

Quote from: Bleak Outlook on December 17, 2013, 09:08:22 am

Quote from: GrilledSlug on December 17, 2013, 04:54:50 am

I think I am going to introduce this conservative company to Doge next.

Introduce them to tubgirl instead.  :dance:

Not likely after the 2 Girls 1 Cup fiasco.