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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on September 06, 2007, 03:22:32 pm

Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: Damen on September 06, 2007, 03:22:32 pm
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Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: wethepeople on September 06, 2007, 03:23:09 pm
Its not funny, but at the same time.. it is.

Could have used more Vin Diesel for hilarity, though.
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Post by: Damen on September 06, 2007, 03:29:19 pm
It's funny cause it's true.
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Post by: wethepeople on September 06, 2007, 03:29:48 pm
Aye, that also makes it funny.
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Post by: smeeth on September 06, 2007, 03:55:56 pm
I get it! It's funny, because it's true. And that's why it's funny. Because it's so true, thus the funny.
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Post by: zblewski on September 06, 2007, 05:02:49 pm
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE  ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: —- on September 06, 2007, 05:10:20 pm
Like we needed to be reminded of 9/11 <__<
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Post by: smeeth on September 06, 2007, 09:39:35 pm
I still think it's funny.
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: zombie2000 on September 06, 2007, 09:47:28 pm
Quote from: zblewski
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: Damen on September 06, 2007, 09:57:27 pm
Quote from: zombie2000
Quote from: zblewski
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

Let's make 3 movies at once about the same fucking thing!
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: wethepeople on September 06, 2007, 10:03:28 pm
9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: Delta1212 on September 06, 2007, 10:04:51 pm
Quote from: zombie2000
Quote from: zblewski
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: wethepeople on September 06, 2007, 10:05:17 pm
Quote from: Delta1212
Quote from: zombie2000
Quote from: zblewski
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!

This.
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: zombie2000 on September 08, 2007, 11:45:31 am
Quote from: wethepeople
9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.


The funny part about that is the US's reaction by saying it made a great nation look weak, then a week later you can almost hear bombs dropping from here.
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Post by: 1ofkind on September 08, 2007, 12:09:38 pm
Before there were Americans there were Patriots fighting for nothing more than their rights. Don't think that they were fighting for America, and aren't turning in their graves for how it has become today.
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Post by: schneereich on September 08, 2007, 01:20:29 pm
Quote from: Delta1212
Quote from: zombie2000
Quote from: zblewski
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!

i vaguely remember reading in the paper that this company got indicted or something. apparently it wasnt ground zero gold after all.

i do like the picture though. when i first learned about that, i think i was the only kid in my class who said "what? thats really evil!" while everyone else was like "omfg its george washington HE IS GOD!"
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Post by: Vector on September 08, 2007, 02:07:25 pm
Quote from: Delta1212
Quote from: zombie2000
Quote from: zblewski
Americans are overpatriotic.

They are selling novelty coins made from World Trade Centre gold with twin towers that lift off the coin.

With patriiotic music playing on the backround, THEY'RE ONLY $35.00! BUY NOW!


If you call now, only $19.99! Made from silver shipped from Ground Zero!

There's only a limited supply of silver and once it's used, it's gone forever. This offer will only be available, SIX FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW!


well there was a vault in the 2nd of the towers (or was it the first? not sure) but it was a banks so i doubt that they could have gotten their hands on it
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Post by: Shyox on September 08, 2007, 02:10:31 pm
Quote from: wethepeople
9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

And those decisions were all made by our forefathers.

We should not have to bear their sins.
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: evil greg guy on September 08, 2007, 03:17:59 pm
*cough* tell that to the canadian governement
Title: Don't mess with America.
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on September 08, 2007, 03:19:06 pm
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Quote from: wethepeople
9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

And those decisions were all made by our forefathers.

We should not have to bear their sins.

This
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 08, 2007, 04:43:47 pm
You're just mad that Canadians have nothing to be patriotic about.  
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Post by: smeeth on September 08, 2007, 05:01:23 pm
Ya, we really don't... Wait! Vimy Ridge. We OWNED Vimy Ridge.
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Post by: zblewski on September 08, 2007, 09:17:50 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
You're just mad that Canadians have nothing to be patriotic about.  

We kicked your ass in 1812, We saved France during Vimy Ridge in WWI and Juno Beach on D-Day, We owned facist troops in Italy, and we single-handedly liberated the Netherlands.

We have a government healthcare system that pays for 90% of medications and nessecary vaccines on the market, we have the worlds second-most largest country with a variety of unique features, we mine a third of the world's nickel and about 5-10% of the world's diamonds, we have the most coastline of any country, we ELECT our leader instead of having a news corperation and an electoral college doing it for us, we have the Kyoto Accord, we power up the northeast US with Niagara Falls, we have the best hockey, speed skating, curlers in the world, and the most playboy playmates from one city come from Vancouver, including Pamela Anderson.

I can go on forever.
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Post by: smeeth on September 08, 2007, 10:13:12 pm
And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.
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Post by: zblewski on September 09, 2007, 06:43:46 pm
Quote from: smeeth
And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

Correct.
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Post by: zblewski on September 09, 2007, 06:43:46 pm
Quote from: smeeth
And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

Correct.
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Post by: King Without A Crown on September 09, 2007, 07:03:35 pm
Quote from: zblewski
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
You're just mad that Canadians have nothing to be patriotic about.  

We kicked your ass in 1812, We saved France during Vimy Ridge in WWI and Juno Beach on D-Day, We owned facist troops in Italy, and we single-handedly liberated the Netherlands.

We have a government healthcare system that pays for 90% of medications and nessecary vaccines on the market, we have the worlds second-most largest country with a variety of unique features, we mine a third of the world's nickel and about 5-10% of the world's diamonds, we have the most coastline of any country, we ELECT our leader instead of having a news corperation and an electoral college doing it for us, we have the Kyoto Accord, we power up the northeast US with Niagara Falls, we have the best hockey, speed skating, curlers in the world, and the most playboy playmates from one city come from Vancouver, including Pamela Anderson.

I can go on forever.
canada fucken owns. plus we have steve nash. hells yea.

however, being an anti-dominion canadian, i gotta disagree with the war of 1812 part, the british owned the americans. i dont consider us the british.
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Post by: smeeth on September 09, 2007, 10:54:54 pm
We helped out. Sorta... We still fucking owned! We're not American right now, so I think we owned.
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Post by: wethepeople on September 09, 2007, 11:13:21 pm
We have R Lee Ermy.

What now?
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Post by: GreatkingofCE on September 10, 2007, 01:09:22 am
We have Stephen Colbert.
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Post by: schneereich on September 10, 2007, 01:49:33 am
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And that. Thanks Bleskie. I'm not nearly as good as you are at showing people up. And you forgot, we have Santa.

In Greenland, a supposed tourist attraction is Santa's House. You guys should fight a war over who has the REAL Santa.
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 10, 2007, 10:17:59 am
IT WAS A FRIGGIN JOKE.
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Post by: schneereich on September 10, 2007, 10:57:05 am
yes, and i was continuing that joke...
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Post by: Esteban on September 11, 2007, 02:32:22 am
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Quote from: wethepeople
9/11: Planes crashed into towers, people died. Anyone remember Hiroshima? Two planes ramming into some business towers really, really make us look like the victims. How about The Iron Curtain? Or, or, how about our years of torture and slavery of Africans? Or how we stole this country from Indians and Mexicans? We aren't the nicest people.

And those decisions were all made by our forefathers.

We should not have to bear their sins.
Right....so you can make whatever mistakes you want and it's not USAmerica's fault,yet you take advantage of the rewards you earn from them.If my father steals from the poor and gives it to me,does it not make me just as bad to not return what  I know is rightfully their and to keep it for myself?Besides,why are Japanese constantly seen as evil for Pearl Harbor?Why are the Germans viewed as Nazi's and the Russians commies?Everyone else takes it and as soon as someone does it to you,you use an excuse,true USAmerican ingenuity for you.
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Post by: zombie2000 on September 11, 2007, 04:20:31 pm
Quote from: GreatkingofCE
We have Stephen Colbert.


Rick Mercer + Colin Mochrie.