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Title: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 05, 2014, 02:23:32 pm
Make any salmon taste great, even if it's not fresh. takes 5 mins (+ time of cooking salmon, which I usually do on low heat)


requires:

lettuce, mayo, salt, lemon juice, and some cayenne powder (optional)

1. cut the lettuce into thin strips. at least 2 handfuls. I use scissors (clean, not rusty). Avoid cutting yourself with scissors. the butter lettuce I use often comes in small pieces, or you can just buy shredded lettuce.

2. mix lettuce in bowl with few gobs of mayo (I also use low fat here) and a squirt of lemon juice,  and add salt/pepper to taste. note that the cayenne is very powerful, more than a pinch and you won't be able to taste anything else.

3. apply to salmon. open mouth. apply salmon to face. tastes kind of like a big mac. also is low carb. if you get a really healthy brand of mayo, the whole thing is healthy.

you are now a cook and women love you. tip: use a fancier name for it if you feed it to a woman.



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Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 05, 2014, 02:31:04 pm
I'm going to try this next time with cod, and regular black pepper. I've been looking for something to make cod taste less like meaty paper.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Ogaden on March 05, 2014, 02:53:21 pm
Ooh nice, I should post recipes, I have a great spaghetti meatballs recipe
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 05, 2014, 04:50:41 pm
Why would you want to make salmon taste like a big mac? Salmon is already delicious.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 05, 2014, 05:13:03 pm
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on March 05, 2014, 04:50:41 pm
Why would you want to make salmon taste like a big mac? Salmon is already delicious.

that was mainly for humor. it tastes better than a big mac imo. but it works for salmon that isn't fresh, which isn't so delicious
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Gangs on March 05, 2014, 10:22:34 pm
Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 06, 2014, 03:25:54 am
Quote from: Gangs on March 05, 2014, 10:22:34 pm
Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?


Anyone interested in an easy Indian can find one above.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Gangs on March 06, 2014, 05:59:43 am
Quote from: GrilledSlug on March 06, 2014, 03:25:54 am
Quote from: Gangs on March 05, 2014, 10:22:34 pm
Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?


Anyone interested in an easy Indian can find one above.

Hey man, I'm high fucking maintenance! It takes a lot of work to get with this spicy, brown, holy goddess-cow cake!
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2014, 08:49:11 am
Gangs, Snowbound told me that you once slept with him because he accidentally made eye contact. You are incredibly easy, even for an Indian.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2014, 09:47:18 am
MODS



my thread is infested
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Gangs on March 06, 2014, 10:03:13 am
Quote from: Leo on March 06, 2014, 08:49:11 am
Gangs, Snowbound told me that you once slept with him because he accidentally made eye contact. You are incredibly easy, even for an Indian.

NO one sleeps with anyone with just EYE contact.
For a wave though...maybe.

EDIT: Seriously, I'm not easy...

Quote from: llamavore on March 06, 2014, 09:47:18 am
MODS



my thread is enlightened

fixed
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 06, 2014, 03:37:05 pm
Wow. I stepped away from this thread for 24 hours, and look how it has grown. Wow.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 06, 2014, 03:49:39 pm
Quote from: Gangs on March 05, 2014, 10:22:34 pm
Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

If any of that comes out a can, then no.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2014, 04:01:58 pm
Quote from: GrilledSlug on March 06, 2014, 03:37:05 pm
Wow. I stepped away from this thread for 24 hours, and look how it has grown. Wow.
Look at how gangs has grown since you returned, if you catch my drift, wink wink, nudge nudge, saynomore saynomore.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2014, 04:49:31 pm
I cannot
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2014, 04:59:43 pm
Just look a little closer. Indians have small penises so even when erect, they can be hard to see.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2014, 10:24:54 pm
no, I meant
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as in
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further clarification
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Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Gangs on March 07, 2014, 01:26:05 am
Quote from: Leo on March 06, 2014, 04:59:43 pm
Just look a little closer. Indians have small penises so even when erect, they can be hard to see.

Stop it leo, you know you cant just keep me forever.

I have intellectual pursuits and whatnot...
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Gangs on March 07, 2014, 01:36:23 am
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on March 06, 2014, 03:49:39 pm
Quote from: Gangs on March 05, 2014, 10:22:34 pm
Anyone interested in easy indian, and italian dishes?

If any of that comes out a can, then no.
Uh no...
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 07, 2014, 02:07:26 am
I'm interested in asian cooking in general, but the main reason I got into cooking is because of a very restrictive diet, so I am finding unusual/obscure ingredients to make things taste good

most general food categories contain things I avoid... although I still eat beef
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 07, 2014, 02:59:15 am
Leo likes a little Indian in his diet, too.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Leo on March 07, 2014, 11:47:37 am
Quote from: GrilledSlug on March 07, 2014, 02:59:15 am
Leo likes a little Indian in his diet, too.
I will not deny the attractiveness of cute, petite Indian gals.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 07, 2014, 04:17:31 pm
get out of my topic
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Leo on March 07, 2014, 06:02:14 pm
Quote from: llamavore on March 07, 2014, 04:17:31 pm
get out of my topic
Pay me.
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Biff Webster on March 12, 2014, 09:47:39 am
This sounds like something I had at this Scottish restaurant.

McDonald's
Title: Re: Chef Llamavore's Bachelor Cuisine #246: Big Mac Salmon
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 12, 2014, 01:59:24 pm
but unlike mcdonald's I'm not out to addict impoverished minorities and children to my product and slowly kill off the weak-minded with toxic additives and obesity bombs




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