Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2007, 08:55:44 pm
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First, the title is stolen from The Couch on GameFAQS, long, long ago...
Anyway, this is where you come from advice from anyone, but I'll be checking it pretty much daily. So you're thinking, "But wait! Cynic doesn't have a gf! He bitches about that any time he has a chance! How can he give advice?" Answer: I've learned from my mistakes. I can't apply it too well, but... Whatever. This mainly comes from several revelations, that members I thought were years older than me are actually a year younger. So anyway, ask away.
Want advice but don't want to post it on a message board? PM me or IM me via AIM.
BRAG ABOUT HOW OFTEN YOU GET LAID AND I'LL DO MY DAMNDEST TO GET YOUR POST DELETED.
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Point of advice: No bragging here.
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Look who's talking.
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The second I require advice from an RI'er about relationships is the second I know I'm doing something wrong. I'm sorry, I know you're trying to help people here, but with the kind of Net-Culture RIA has going and its history, just don't see this working on the forums. Maybe one-on-one if someone asked you in a Query/PM/etc., but you get my point.
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Give me guts, Cynic. >_> Inspire me. I could do something daring, but I have no guts.
No one has been able to inspire me to do something like that. Help me out.
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Look who's talking.
I don't do it here.
Iron: He is actually good.
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I have a situation for you.
I go to a pretty small school, its my first year at the school, and most people know each other and talk to one another. Though we still have the cliques. But, if something happens, everyone knows.
Well, three girl in particular in class have been quite vocal, they think I'm quite cute. They look alright, but that's not the point. So far I've had three notes with phone numbers, and two of the little brothers ave come up to me and said "my sister loves you!"
It's pretty awkward to say the least. Now the catch, I don't date.
So, what should I do? Just tell them? Continue mostly ignoring their, "HI!" So yeah, what's your advice?
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Well, they're not very smart if they think one guy can pay attention to all three of them. I would say, if possible, confront them in a comfortable situation and make a joke about that very problem. A solution may present itself in the ensuing conversation.
On the other hand, if you absolutely do not want to be involved with them at all, then don't give them the notion that you are interested. You don't have to ignore them; ignoring people isn't nice. But you can make it appear that it's not going to work. Now, if you're really brave, then you can tell them no directly, in which case they'll probably scoff at you/deny that there was anything of the sort going on. Do that only if you're not looking to make friends.
As for C-zom, the thing that works best to inspire me is this: What's the worst that could happen? If you don't do it now, then it won't happen now. If you don't do it then, then it won't happen then. It's as simple as that. There's no reason to be wary of asking someone a question. If they think it's weird, ask them why they think so. If they can come up with a valid reason why it's strange to be a little aggressive, then concede the point. But all it takes is considering the negative effects. And if you get rejected, why be down? It's like if you asked someone to peel your orange for you, and they said no, except the positive result is so much better. It is worth it to try for something you desire.
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Look who's talking.
I don't do it here.
Iron: He is actually good.
I would think about thinking about asking if it wouldn't be so awkward, lol
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Guys, I can never get laid. HALP?!?!?!
BALEETED/10
Edited by Canadian Government
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Dear Mr. Cynic,
How do I get modship to beat the shit out of all the little fag mods who think they're cool nowadays.
Please help, sincerely, King Without A Crown
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Dear Mr. Cynic,
How do i get my girlfriend to have sex with me? I have too much man juice.
Please help, sinccerely, King Without A Crown
Pull a Kenny.
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Look who's talking.
I don't do it here.
Iron: He is actually good.
I would think about thinking about asking if it wouldn't be so awkward, lol
Please do, I live for awkward moments.
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Look who's talking.
I don't do it here.
Iron: He is actually good.
I would think about thinking about asking if it wouldn't be so awkward, lol
Please do, I live for awkward moments.
I know you do, haven't you caused enough of 'em
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Look who's talking.
I don't do it here.
Iron: He is actually good.
I would think about thinking about asking if it wouldn't be so awkward, lol
Please do, I live for awkward moments.
I know you do, haven't you caused enough of 'em
Not until the day I die. I'm going to plan to make my own funeral as awkward as possible. Maybe I'll have my body stuffed in a karate fighting style position while Kung Fu Fighting plays like mad. And a clown.
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Look who's talking.
I don't do it here.
Iron: He is actually good.
I would think about thinking about asking if it wouldn't be so awkward, lol
Please do, I live for awkward moments.
I know you do, haven't you caused enough of 'em
Not until the day I die. I'm going to plan to make my own funeral as awkward as possible. Maybe I'll have my body stuffed in a karate fighting style position while Kung Fu Fighting plays like mad. And a clown.
Sounds more like one of those parties you never want to go to but you know you'll regret it later if you don't
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Not until the day I die. I'm going to plan to make my own funeral as awkward as possible. Maybe I'll have my body stuffed in a karate fighting style position while Kung Fu Fighting plays like mad. And a clown.
Sounds more like one of those parties you never want to go to but you know you'll regret it later if you don't
The clown shall make balloon animals.
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How to tell them you don't date. >_> This goes the exact opposite direction of what I was expecting. Either make sure they know somehow (i.e., they "overhear" it) or, if that doesn't work, just tell them you don't. And Loren, do to your sheer irrationality the one time I tried to help you, you'd have to really do a good job convincing me that I should bother helping you, even if you did post anything.
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How to tell them you don't date. >_> This goes the exact opposite direction of what I was expecting. Either make sure they know somehow (i.e., they "overhear" it) or, if that doesn't work, just tell them you don't. And Loren, do to your sheer irrationality the one time I tried to help you, you'd have to really do a good job convincing me that I should bother helping you, even if you did post anything.
I'm going to try and translate this into legible English.
How to tell them you don't date? This goes the exact opposite direction of what I was expecting. Either make sure they know somehow (i.e., they "overhear" it). If that doesn't work, just tell them you don't. And Loren, due to your sheer irrationality, the one time I tried to help you, you'll have to really do a good job of convincing me that I should bother helping you.
Thats the best I could come up with.
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How to tell them you don't date. >_> This goes the exact opposite direction of what I was expecting. Either make sure they know somehow (i.e., they "overhear" it) or, if that doesn't work, just tell them you don't. And Loren, do to your sheer irrationality the one time I tried to help you, you'd have to really do a good job convincing me that I should bother helping you, even if you did post anything.
I tried and it didn't work out so well, k?
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Fuck it. I'm just getting this topic deleted.
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Cynic, you shouldn't try to teach kids "love subterfuge". It's just not ethical.