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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 09:32:25 pm

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 09:32:25 pm

wtf would you do???

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Kaiser on October 01, 2007, 09:42:49 pm

Kill you.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: emperor abcd on October 01, 2007, 09:45:42 pm

Walk away

Wait for humanity to wipe out the slow moving "horrors"

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 01, 2007, 09:47:01 pm

You're hurting me Kaiser...
*tear*

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: wethepeople on October 01, 2007, 10:03:28 pm

I actually have a plan. First I'd go to my best friend's house. From there we would set up camp at his house with the many tents my dad owns. There we would set up the TV and buy some kind of radio. Then we would gather food from the Wawa (7/11 type thing.) down the street, and go down the road for like a half hour to get to Zeus' guns. Then we'd set up camp and try and survive.

<_<

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Damen on October 01, 2007, 10:05:26 pm

Zombies are slow-moving creatures. Nothing to fear

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: enragedlobster on October 01, 2007, 10:07:11 pm

Quote from: wethepeople

I actually have a plan. First I'd go to my best friend's house. From there we would set up camp at his house with the many tents my dad owns. There we would set up the TV and buy some kind of radio. Then we would gather food from the Wawa (7/11 type thing.) down the street, and go down the road for like a half hour to get to Zeus' guns. Then we'd set up camp and try and survive.

<_<

FUCK YEAH WAWA

I <3 Wawa

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: wethepeople on October 01, 2007, 10:09:21 pm

Wawa kicks ASS. <3

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Kaiser on October 01, 2007, 10:14:12 pm

I would go out to a island after getting guns and food. A island is a easily defendable postition.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: wethepeople on October 01, 2007, 10:17:06 pm

Quote from: Kaiser

I would go out to a island after getting guns and food. A island is a easily defendable postition.

See: The Dawn of the Dead remake

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Lord Doom on October 02, 2007, 02:51:05 pm

Quote from: wethepeople

Quote from: Kaiser

I would go out to a island after getting guns and food. A island is a easily defendable postition.

See: The Dawn of the Dead remake

why?

also, i would go to my friends house, he lives on a steep hill with iron fences around everything and he has a shitload of food in his house and a braveheart claymore thing in his basement

also, can zombies go up stairs? i think they would trip

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Vector on October 02, 2007, 03:23:03 pm

i would speed walk away, that should save me XD

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Secundo on October 02, 2007, 05:02:23 pm

I'd go up into my attic. No windows, solid foundation, since they only have primative weapons shouldn't have too much to fear. Of course, I'd need food, and I'd be really hot up there... I'd be screwed...

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 02, 2007, 05:11:33 pm

I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: zombie2000 on October 02, 2007, 05:11:37 pm

I'd help them get faster to kill more people.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Fortress on October 02, 2007, 06:22:16 pm

You mean give them nikes?

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 02, 2007, 06:23:42 pm

Give them AIDs

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Vector on October 02, 2007, 06:45:00 pm

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/4/6309 (http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/4/6309)


i swear its not a rick roll, unless someone has changed it

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 02, 2007, 06:54:20 pm

TV links=win

I'd get guns from my friends house and set up a barricade at the door, using it as a bottleneck to gun them down from.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Leo on October 02, 2007, 06:54:46 pm

I would do you... hard... up the ass.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: skaboom on October 02, 2007, 07:08:55 pm

I'd go to Party City and buy zombie makeup, then join them in their rampage, duh. Ever notice how zombies never go after other zombies? They ain't smart, dress up like one and you'll fit right in.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 02, 2007, 07:10:18 pm

I'd shoot you in the face and throw you to the zombies was running/screamingsaswt.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Ganon5 on October 02, 2007, 07:47:32 pm

My plan involves lots of petrol, a naked flame and very quick running. Thats good for about 50+ zombies right there

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 02, 2007, 08:06:05 pm

Did someone say naked???  

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: emperor abcd on October 02, 2007, 08:32:36 pm

Quote from: Commisar Gaunt

I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

I think you may have more to fear from your friend than from the zombies.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: smeeth on October 02, 2007, 09:00:22 pm

Quote from: emperor abcd

Quote from: Commisar Gaunt

I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

I think you may have more to fear from your friend than from the zombies.

Lol, I think you have a point.

I'd run to Minaki which is like 40km away from Kenora. From there I'd go chill there. It's a town of like 100 people and like everyone has a gun. It's hunterman central. Yup yup.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 02, 2007, 09:04:58 pm

I'd lead the zombies, but be consumed by them...NOO!

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: evil greg guy on October 02, 2007, 09:07:18 pm

Quote from: smeeth

Quote from: emperor abcd

Quote from: Commisar Gaunt

I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

I think you may have more to fear from your friend than from the zombies.

Lol, I think you have a point.

I'd run to Minaki which is like 40km away from Kenora. From there I'd go chill there. It's a town of like 100 people and like everyone has a gun. It's hunterman central. Yup yup.

DUUDEEE!!!! WE COULD HANG WITH ZOMBIE TIM! hes be so mellow as a zombie man

Greg: Hey tim
Tim: guurrurrughhhhh
Greg: Not gonna bite me now are you?
Tim: Guuurrrghhhhh *pulls out guitar and jams for a bit*
                   *Tim then light s joint*

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 03, 2007, 07:16:19 pm

Hijack a car and head straight for New York City.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: smeeth on October 04, 2007, 12:08:28 am

There's no need to hijack a car when 3 in 4 people are zombies. Silly goose.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Fortress on October 04, 2007, 02:14:37 pm

I get to make the horror movie when the crisis dies down!

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 04, 2007, 04:36:59 pm

I would live off the land.  >_>

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Joker on October 04, 2007, 05:11:10 pm

Obviously few in this topic have read the Zombie Survival Guide! Personally I'd just soil myself and get eaten.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: wethepeople on October 04, 2007, 05:28:44 pm

Zombie survival guide? I have my own. Its two sentences long.

"Chew bubble gum and kick ass, and remember to not bring any gum cause than it would spoil the line."

And

"Zombies are Nazis. I kill Nazis."

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 04, 2007, 07:06:06 pm

Quote from: smeeth

There's no need to hijack a car when 3 in 4 people are zombies. Silly goose.

Well, steal one. Take one, whatever. I just like the term hijack.

Quote from: Joker date=

Obviously few in this topic have read the Zombie Survival Guide! Personally I'd just soil myself and get eaten.

I saw it at the Book Store and considered getting it, but didn't. My friend either has it or merely just read someone else's.

Title: If zombies attacked
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 04, 2007, 07:58:33 pm

Quote from: wethepeople

Zombie survival guide? I have my own. Its two sentences long.

"Chew bubble gum and kick ass, and remember to not bring any gum cause than it would spoil the line."

And

"Zombies are Nazis. I kill Nazis."

This is three sentences.