Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on October 07, 2007, 12:03:39 pm
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[12:50] Trogdor: Loren, how about we just be Sex Buddies?
[12:50] tonictart: Sure.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: And they alliance should provide the dowries.
[12:50] Trogdor: Yay!
[12:50] tonictart:
[12:50] *** Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen.
[12:50] ChrisHansen: Damen
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Uh oh.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Dateline is here.
[12:50] Trogdor: Oh god! Oh god! I knew this was a setup
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: You are so busted.
[12:50] Trogdor: *sweats*
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:50] Trogdor: *takes seat*
[12:51] * tonictart gasps
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] Trogdor: Uh...errr...
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit. Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today, Damen?
[12:51] Trogdor: I was...gonna play scrabble
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] Trogdor: Scrabble!
[12:51] * ChrisHansen digs through your bag.
[12:51] * tonictart comes out of the bag
[12:51] ChrisHansen: condoms? lube? ball-gag?
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: underaged girl?
[12:51] Trogdor: Who switched my bags!?
[12:51] Trogdor: Oh god...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: the authorities are on their way, damen
[12:52] * tonictart runs off
[12:52] Trogdor: oh god...oh god...
[12:52] Trogdor: I shouldn't be here...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: Loren, take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:52] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:52] ChrisHansen: you're right, you shouldn't
[12:52] tonictart: Eeep.
[12:52] * ChrisHansen take sout a piece of paper.
[12:52] tonictart: *sits*
[12:52] tonictart: o.o
[12:52] ChrisHansen: You told Loren that you wanted to be "sex buddies"?
[12:52] tonictart: No..
[12:52] Trogdor: I didn't know she was underage! She told me she was 18!
[12:53] tonictart: That's what we call.. Scrable..
[12:53] tonictart: In.. In.. German
[12:53] tonictart: Yeah
[12:53] tonictart: German
[12:53] ChrisHansen: Well Damen, you'll have to tell that to the judge.
[12:53] * ChrisHansen turns to Loren.
[12:53] Trogdor: Look at her!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: You told Damen "Yes"?
[12:53] Trogdor: She looks 18!
[12:53] Trogdor: oh god...oh god
[12:53] ChrisHansen: she looks 4
[12:53] Trogdor: In dog years it'd be okay!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs, too?
[12:53] *** tonictart is now known as tonictart||Dog.
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs too, damen?
[12:54] Trogdor: oh god...I didn't mean that
[12:54] ChrisHansen: because that's also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] ChrisHansen: very illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: @____@
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Loren, you turned into a dog? that's also illegal.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: NOT IN GERMANY!
[12:54] *** You are now known as Chris_Hansen.
[12:54] *** tonictart||Dog is now known as Rawr.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: we're in the Internet.
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: ChrisHansen
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:54] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: just take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: There?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Just sit
[12:55] * Rawr runs back into the Scrabble bag
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] * Cpt[GOD]zilla takes a seat
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: There's a seat waiting for you
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: why thank you for the offer kind sir
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:55] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there.
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: im sitting
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: now what?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: What are you doing here tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: where's jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: leave, you're not a pedo
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: are you jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: i was supposed to meet jake here
[12:56] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:56] Rawr: TO MUCH PRESSURE
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Over there?
[12:56] *** Rawr has left #RIA.
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Why are you ehre tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: What's in your pocket?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why are you here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over there
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:56] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:56] ChrisHansen: It'll be over quick. Just take a seat. Right over there.
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag, Chris_Hansen?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: What's in the bag, ChrisHansen?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Did you bring alcohol?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Condoms?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat. Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Lube?>
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:57] *** Rawr has joined #RIA.
[12:57] *** Mode change "+o Rawr" for channel #RIA by ChanServ.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: This sheet says that you turned into Chris_Hansen, Chris_Hansen.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Can you explain?
[12:57] *** Hoopdy[Fark][BC] is now known as Hoopdy[BRB].
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: My sheet says that you were planning on having sex with yourself, ChrisHansen
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: That's not illegal, Chris_Hansen.
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Just take a seat, right over there.
[12:58] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: But it is when they'res children involved
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: There were no children involved. *spark*
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Yes there was
[12:58] *** Rawr is now known as ChrisHansenII.
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over th-let me slip into something more comforta-right over there
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Now, take a seat
[12:58] ChrisHansenII: O RLY?
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: take a seat right over this is chris hansen
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: Damen, turn back
[12:58] * ChrisHansen shoots sparks.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: What were you planning on doing tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: you aren't saved by the bloc with that nick
[12:58] * ChrisHansen 's eyes turn red.
[12:59] ChrisHansen: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] *** ChrisHansenII is now known as Loren.
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:59] ChrisHansen: LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE KZZZZTOMFORTABLE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: BAG WHAT'S IN IT
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: A seat
[12:59] ChrisHansen: I'M AFRAID THE FBI IS ON ITS WAY
[12:59] Loren: I'm waiting for someone to sit and just start stripping or whatever
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take it
[12:59] ChrisHansen: TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] takes off pants
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: THere's a seat there
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] humps loren
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: You need to take it, ChrisHansen
[12:59] * ChrisHansen 's head explodes.
[12:59] Loren: <_>
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: I am the better Chris_Hansen
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: Now...Loren
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: About that payment...
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *strips*
[13:00] Loren: *covers eyes*
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *takes off pants*
[13:00] Loren: A WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *faps*
[13:00] Loren: You fapped to yourself?
[13:01] DarthLoser|zZzZzZzZz: What a wonderful thing to walk in on...
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: No, I fapped to you cowering in the corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: all seyx like
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: *cums*
[13:01] Loren: Eeep.
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: o_o
[13:01] * Loren runs to the other corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: And that, ladies and gentleman.
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: Is how Pedos seduce your children
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: They fap on them
[13:02] Moth[RIA]: Chris Hansen!! *shoots self*
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lolwut
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Hehehe.
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talked long; died reading
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The last line was perfect.
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I am so sad I missed this. This is one of the few times that something has been so genuinely funny that it had me laughing the entire time through.