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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: smeeth on October 09, 2007, 01:41:51 am

Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 09, 2007, 01:41:51 am
Any takers?
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: The Ambiguity on October 09, 2007, 01:44:32 am
>_>

Oh smeeth.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 09, 2007, 01:46:33 am
Lol, this is the intrawebz. I figured it'd be a good place to start, no?
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: The Ambiguity on October 09, 2007, 01:49:24 am
Very true. Well you know where I stand. Hahahaha.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Lanna on October 09, 2007, 02:01:38 am
Oh, oh, oh!!!  PICK ME, PICK ME!!!

Anyways, honey... I take it didn't go well with that girl in real life or did you not have guts to ask her out?   *hugs*

Seriously though... you shouldn't look for a relationship.  It'd happen when it happens.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Darth Sexy on October 09, 2007, 02:15:03 am
I'm single.


I'm also male but...you can't have everything.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Shadow gamer on October 09, 2007, 07:43:49 am
All you need you do is keep hiring hooker until you find one with a heart of gold.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 09, 2007, 08:03:48 am
Well how will I know if they have a heart of gold if I don't kill them?
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Fortress on October 09, 2007, 10:24:05 am
Do the density test thing, just like Archimedes.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: schneereich on October 09, 2007, 10:28:14 am
get arrested and go to prison. i saw a show once about how all these girls have some kind of inmate fetish, and they have a dating service just for prisoners.

you just have to put up with gay rape.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Kaiser on October 09, 2007, 03:50:37 pm
Quote from: schneereich
get arrested and go to prison. i saw a show once about how all these girls have some kind of inmate fetish, and they have a dating service just for prisoners.

you just have to put up with gay rape.
How is getting raped in prison any differant from occsianally signing on to RIA?
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on October 09, 2007, 03:52:09 pm
Because you are actually there when it happens o_o
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Lanna on October 10, 2007, 10:11:58 am
Smeeth, you ignored my question!
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 10, 2007, 04:18:40 pm
Nay Tala it didn't go so well. Long story behind it, but basically I kind of messed up. Oh well, we're still great friends.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Lanna on October 10, 2007, 06:38:10 pm
*Hugs*
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: 1ofkind on October 11, 2007, 12:51:18 am
Go jerk off - jerk off.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 11, 2007, 08:04:54 am
Been there done that.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 11, 2007, 06:42:37 pm
Quote from: smeeth
Been there done that.
Do it again.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 11, 2007, 06:54:36 pm
Thanks for the advice! I'll get right on that.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Flask on October 11, 2007, 07:16:17 pm
*Growl*
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Vector on October 11, 2007, 08:00:53 pm
^^flask likes it that way
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 13, 2007, 07:54:50 pm
Likes what what way?
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: Lanna on October 14, 2007, 04:37:01 pm
A guy fapping.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: zombie2000 on October 14, 2007, 05:02:34 pm
The only hot girl in RIA is taken. <_<
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 14, 2007, 06:30:16 pm
Whose this hot girl you speak of zombie? Is it Lane?
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 14, 2007, 10:21:13 pm
Quote from: zombie2000
The only hot girl in RIA is taken. <_<
Heres a lesson for you to avoid disappointment. All hot girls everywhere are taken.
Title: I need a girlfriend
Post by: smeeth on October 14, 2007, 10:34:47 pm
Not in Kenora!