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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Signothorn on November 05, 2007, 04:45:43 pm

Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: Signothorn on November 05, 2007, 04:45:43 pm: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...072jenkem1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html)

Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (1 page)

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Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: Vintus on November 05, 2007, 05:08:48 pm: Leroy Jemkems, XXXFFFFFDDDDD
Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on November 05, 2007, 05:15:40 pm: That's just what I said! LOL!
Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: wethepeople on November 05, 2007, 05:22:55 pm: XFD
Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: hell90 on November 06, 2007, 12:24:42 am: 2 guys are at the top of one of the really tall towers in kuala lumpur, in a bar having a few beers, and step onto a balcony to have a cigarette.
the 1st guy says to the 2nd
1st: i bet i can jump off his building stop 3 cm of the ground and come back up like in never happened
2nd: dude you cant be drunk already....
they go back inside for another round of beers,and step onto a balcony to have a cigarette.
the 1st guy says to the 2nd
1st: i bet i can jump off his building stop 3 cm of the ground and come back up like in never happened
2nd: you are stupid arent you...
they go back inside for another round of beers,and step onto a balcony to have a cigarette.
the 1st guy says to the 2nd
1st: i bet i can jump off his building stop 3 cm of the ground and come back up like in never happened
2nd: i dont even care any more just jump and get it over with (i hope it doesnt work)

the 1st guy jumps, falls, falls .... stops 3cm from the ground and comes straight back up like it never happened
2nd guy: how did ja do that?!!!

1st: you just gotta believe, why dont you give it a try

2nd guy: i believe, jumps, i believe , falls , i believe

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st guy walks back into the bar and asks the bartender for the tab
bartender says: fuck you are an asshole, superman
Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: Ganon5 on November 06, 2007, 12:29:07 am: XD nice
Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: schneereich on November 06, 2007, 12:41:55 am: mmm jenkem. thats so horrible... the taste lasts for several days?

*finds way to make it taste nice*
*manufactures it really cheaply*
*gets rich selling flavored fermented shit*
*experiences dea bust*
*goes to prison*
Title: Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
Post by: skaboom on November 06, 2007, 01:06:36 am: Can't these kids afford some gasoline or paint or something? Hopefully Darwin comes in soon to do his thing.