Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: wethepeople on November 10, 2007, 12:24:51 am
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Game: Battlefield 2
Map: Gulf of Oman
I was playing as the Americans. I'm always an attack chopper pilot whenever possible. I hopped in my badass attack chopper and took off with a gunner in the second spot. I engaged and killed two APCs and he killed two tanks and an Anti-Air gun. Then we start getting nailed with extremely heavy machine gun fire. I'm about 150 feet in the air right now so I dive down, barrel roll then stabalize at like 70 feet. It was a Jet. I spin around in a 180 and I see the Jet coming right for me. I immediately start spinning the chopper and launch about six missiles, three of which nail and kill the pilot while he zooms past at 900MPH.
Eightteen seconds later I'm killed by an AA gun, but still. I took down a jet with an attack chopper. Was it skill or luck? The world may never know.
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Death to spawn rapers! Or jet pilots, whatever, in BF2 they're interchangeable.
Now, I should tell you about some of my Operation: Flashpoint chopper exploits with the Conquer the Island Mod...they mostly involve me flying around, coming under heavy AA fire, bailing out several kilometers away from any friendlies and then spending half an hour running back to base while praying to god I don't run into any enemy squads, or, worse yet, vehicles.
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Awesome. @_@ Must've been suspenseful trying to get back to base eh?
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Suspenseful, yes. Especially because villages not yet taken by the Soviets or Americans were full of indigenous soldiers who shot Russian and American soldiers on sight, so generally it was a good idea to skirt any and all villages not held by your side.
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Video or it didn't happen.
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No videos. Sorry. And I'm not the type to lie for attention. Never was, never will be.
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It didn't happen.
>_>
<_<
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its lucky skill
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That is so ridiculously badass that I don't even know what to say.
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That is so ridiculously badass that I don't even know what to say.
Yes.
I'm gonna buy BF2, hopefully today.
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I would skip right to BF2142. Better grapics, more fun stuff. Lacking in the range of vehicles compared to BF2, but really fun nonetheless.
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How much would each cost at Gamestop?
Also, my wireless gives me 54Mbps. Is that fast enough?
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What is a liquid snake?
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Big Boss' clone and Solid Snake's kinda sorta brother?
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Big Boss and Solid Snake are brothers then?
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Yes.
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I've never played a Metal Gear in my life.
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Neither have I.
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Yes.
Nuh-uh.
They took 8 baby clones of big boss, who was sterilized by experiments (He shoots blanks), and took the best genetic traits and placed them in one baby; Most people think it was Solid Snake, but it was actually Liquid Snake. Solidus from MGS2 was another one of the babies. The rest are supposedly dead, and now they are all basically dead but Snake. It was called the Les Enfente Terribles project. (Pronounced "Lay ON-FONT- TERR- EEB-Lay")
Big Boss was the greatest soldier the US had, the equivalent of Achilles in the battlefield. MGS3 is the story of Big Boss, and the rest were about Solid Snake, except for MGS2, which was more about Raiden, which sucked.
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Also congratulations on your accomplishment. For your duties in the RIA BF2 Army you recieve the title of: Liquid Snake.
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No one gets the joke?
Liquid Snake, in MGS1, took down a jet in an attack chopper.
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Why is MG so complicated character-wise?
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I once killed a man. With a mere nipple.
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Do tell more!
note: That might be the first time that smilie has been put to use!
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I make 600 meter shots with merely 50% accuracy at players in full horizontal sprints, and have 2:1 KDRs overall.
http://www.bf2stats.nl/player/58975401/ (http://www.bf2stats.nl/player/58975401/)
I used to take out a heli pilot at least once a day when I played, but I'm lucky to play on once a week now. I'm guna try to play right now.
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Alright. Best game play ever? It was in BF2142.
It was with a pistol.
The guy was shooting me at 300 yards, literally, with a standard automatic rifle. I whip out my pistol, since I had just unloaded my gun, aimed for only a second, let fire, and they guy dropped like a sack of bricks.
Headshot. With a pistol. From 300 yards.
My jaw dropped. It was possibly the most amazing shot I had EVER SEEN/DONE... EVAR.
Then the guy claimed hacks.
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BF2142 sucks Gaunt. Its like 500x worse and 1000x more unbalanced then 2 ever was.
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Nooo, it doesnt.
Blatant stat padding goes on in BF2, it's uncontrolled. I have no idea where you would get the idea of how it's unbalanced.