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Random lnsanity / Women say, "We're not complicated."
« on: November 25, 2012, 01:41:25 am »
"How hard is it to give us chocolates and tell us we're beautiful?"
Our reply should be, "How hard is it to get on your knees and suck my dick? Got to give a little to get a little."
Our reply should be, "How hard is it to get on your knees and suck my dick? Got to give a little to get a little."
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Random lnsanity / Well fuck.
« on: November 17, 2012, 12:09:19 am »
Two negative events in two days for a grand total loss of $7 a person a day.
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Random lnsanity / RIA, I bring you...
« on: October 23, 2012, 10:57:30 pm »
...my new profile picture.
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Random lnsanity / "I don't see why you don't want to just stay (at my house)"
« on: October 16, 2012, 09:15:18 pm »
Maybe it's because you have a boyfriend now. That wouldn't be awkward at all.
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Random lnsanity / I once cooked 120 burgers in a half hour.
« on: October 15, 2012, 12:25:39 pm »
That might not seem like a lot, but going by averages from the store, that means I went through about 210 meat (which is close to a full box) and 180 pieces of cheese (which is half of a case) in a half hour on a grill that can only support 32 meat at a time.
All of those burgers tasted amazing, I tell you.
If I'm not cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to shank someone.
All of those burgers tasted amazing, I tell you.
If I'm not cooking on Black Friday this year, I'm going to shank someone.
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Random lnsanity / Moth finally got laid.
« on: October 12, 2012, 04:58:57 pm »
And that's how you catch an RIAer, son!
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Random lnsanity / Alright, guys. What should I do if...
« on: October 08, 2012, 06:51:59 pm »
...Stephan Bonnar defeats Anderson Silva on Saturday?
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Random lnsanity / Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
« on: September 18, 2012, 05:58:08 pm »
'kay?
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Random lnsanity / My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« on: September 11, 2012, 04:09:33 am »
Apparently, it's easier to see my muscles with hair than without. Maybe I should just shave all of my body hair and fight professionally. People won't take me seriously because I'll look small, and then they'll wonder what happened when they wake up a minute later staring at the lights.
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Random lnsanity / Attempt to post unseen by Moth.
« on: August 28, 2012, 12:03:37 am »
(He'll never find me.)
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Random lnsanity / Didn't realize my Moon Wonders had expired.
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:12:10 pm »
lol
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Random lnsanity / Protip.
« on: August 19, 2012, 04:24:51 pm »
If you almost get someone fired for their actions, don't do the SAME EXACT THING.
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Random lnsanity / You know what I love in the morning?
« on: August 15, 2012, 11:23:05 am »
A pre-workout drink. Why? I just love feeling like I have ice shards pumping through my veins. Might sound sarcastic, but I'm being super cereal right now.
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Random lnsanity / So I'm trying these whitening trays...
« on: August 09, 2012, 11:41:29 pm »
...It feels like my gums are searing and my teeth are popping.
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Random lnsanity / Hey, Reoga.
« on: July 29, 2012, 02:26:21 pm »
You weren't at Monsterland last night, were you? I saw someone who looked very similar to pictures of you there last night. <_<
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Random lnsanity / I like the part where Moth gets angry.
« on: June 28, 2012, 12:14:50 pm »
He's so cute when he's angry. 
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Random lnsanity / Six-pack summer.
« on: March 21, 2012, 04:09:55 pm »
I decided I'm going to go for "six-pack summer". Who's with me? My goal is to get up to a lean 185 (which will involve a significant increase in caloric intake). I don't think I want to get much heavier than 185. I think if I got up to 205 of lean muscle, I'd probably cut back in the gym for a while. XD
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