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Random lnsanity / Dear Vector
« on: October 10, 2007, 08:37:32 pm »
nothing to see here folks

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Tech Trades / Looking to buy 150 tech in 10 days.
« on: October 10, 2007, 09:46:14 am »
CANCELED, GO ON WITH YOUR LIVES!!!

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Tech Trades / LOOKING TO BUY 100 TECH BY TONIGHT!!
« on: October 09, 2007, 01:39:18 pm »
2.1 million for 100 tech!



I'll be sending 2.3 million in all, for you and the middlemen.




The Two Middlemen

Negadeath (Twilight Master Neo) --100k

and

Nitemare (Nitemarebforcrismas) --100k







I want this done as quickly as possible, as I need to start saving for my infra jump ASAP

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Random lnsanity / YARG!!! UPLOAD FAILED!!!
« on: October 08, 2007, 09:14:55 pm »
Every time I try to upload a new avatar, it claims it fails.  What could be the problem?


My picture is less than 500kb.


My picture is 200X200 pixels.


I can't even post it on here as an attachment.


WTF.

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Tech Trades / Looking for two middlemen
« on: October 08, 2007, 11:27:41 am »
I'm looking for two middlemen who are willing to do a deal on the cheap.



My total middleman allowance is 400k, so I'm on a tight budget, and I can't wait an extra day to make more since I'm on a time constraint with October break coming up (I won't be on cybernations at all for at least 5 days)




So, anyone who is interested, please post your going rate!  I need two middlemen by tommorow!!!

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Random lnsanity / Most Users Online...
« on: October 07, 2007, 08:02:43 pm »
Most users ever online was 171 on Jul 2 2007, 09:05 PM



What was going on then??? Why aren't we in those glory days again???

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Tech Trades / Buying 50 Tech
« on: October 03, 2007, 09:47:40 am »
I can't be arsed to find one.


1 million is the starting price for 50 tech. Price is negotiable.


Middleman price is also negotiable... 200k to start.







Negotiate NAO!

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Random lnsanity / Balhaut--Lookie Here!
« on: October 02, 2007, 11:36:41 am »
:. Private Nation Messages
Your toniculation density of 60.94 toniculation per mile is at a good level at this time. Your military of 6,736 (9,296) soldiers is considered adequate strength for the size of Balhaut. The infrastructure of Balhaut is adequate at the time with a level of 2,630.00.

Nation Name:    Balhaut
Ruler:    Commisar Gaunt
Warn Level:    0%
Warn History:    No warn history
Last Donation:    5/14/2007 - $20.00
Last Activity:    10/2/2007 9:16:29 AM
National Flag:    
Alliance Affiliation:    Random Insanity Alliance [Alliance Statistics] [Alliance Rankings] [Alliance Map]
Alliance Rank:    Ranked #37 of 242 alliance nations
Alliance Date:    3/3/2007 9:15:17 PM (213 Days)
Capital City:    Bucephalon
Capital Coordinates:    -79.43237075914707, -49.21875
About Balhaut:    
I'm the one who steals all of your change in the laundromat. And left socks. Proud member of the RIA! VIVA LA RIA!!!  
Government Type:    Monarchy (Next Available Change 9/17/2007)
Your people approve of this form of government but the majority of your people would prefer something else. They desire a government that exercises total control over its subjects.
National Religion:    
[Jainism]    (Next Available Change 9/28/2007)
Your people are happy with this national religion.
Currency Type:    [Dollar]
Nation Team:    [Team: Maroon] - Maroon - Team Information Panel
Nation Created:    3/3/2007 9:15:17 PM (213 days old)
Technology:    320.26
Literacy Rate:    97.42%
Infrastructure:    2,630.00
Tax Rate:    28% (This high tax rate angers your citizens.)
Area of Influence:    610.497 mile diameter.
503.940 from purchases/sales/gains, 106.557 from natural growth.
War/Peace Preference:    War is an option for Balhaut.
My Resources:    [Fish - Increases number of citizens +8% and lowers initial land cost -5%.] [Iron – Lowers initial soldier cost -$3.00, lowers infrastructure upkeep costs -10%, lowers initial infrastructure costs -5%, lowers tank cost and upkeep costs -5%.]
Connected Resources:    [Aluminum – Increases soldier count +20%, lowers inital infrastructure cost -7%, and lowers initial cost of aircraft -8%.] [Cattle – Increases number of citizens +5% and lowers initial land cost -10%.] [Fish - Increases number of citizens +8% and lowers initial land cost -5%.] [Gems – Increases citizen’s daily income +$1.50 and increases toniculation happiness +2.5.] [Iron – Lowers initial soldier cost -$3.00, lowers infrastructure upkeep costs -10%, lowers initial infrastructure costs -5%, lowers tank cost and upkeep costs -5%.] [Lumber – Lowers inital infrastructure cost -6% and lowers infrastructure upkeep costs -8%.] [Marble – Lower inital infrastructure cost -10%.] [Pigs – Lowers soldier upkeep cost -$0.50, increases soldier count +15%, and increases toniculation +3.5%.] [Spices – Increases the purchased land area of a nation by 8% and increases toniculation happiness +2.] [Sugar – Increases the purchased land area of a nation by 5%, increases number of citizens +3%, and increases toniculation happiness +1. ] [Water – Increases number of citizens per mile before toniculation unhappiness by 50, increases toniculation happiness +2.5, and improves a nations environment by 10%.] [Wheat – Increases the purchased land area of a nation by 5% and increases number of citizens +8%.]
Bonus Resources:    [Beer - Increases toniculation happiness + 2. Requires Water, Wheat, Lumber, and Aluminum.] [Fast Food - Increases toniculation happiness + 2. Requires Cattle, Sugar, Spices, and Pigs.] [Construction - Reduces infrastructure cost -5% and raises the aircraft limit +10. Requires Lumber, Iron, Marble, Aluminum, and a technology level greater than 5.]
Improvements:    Banks: 5, Clinics: 5, Factories: 5, Foreign Ministries: 1, Harbors: 1, Hospitals: 1, Police Headquarters: 2, Schools: 5, Stadiums: 5, Universities: 2,
National Wonders:    No national wonders.
Environment:    [Your nation enjoys a very clean and healthy environment. Your citizens are happy and are more numerous as a result.] 1.00
Senate Votes:    0 Votes
_:. Military Information
Nation Rank:    Ranked #5,163 of 31,237 Nations (16.5%)
Nation Strength:    15,592.029
Efficiency:    73.20
DEFCON Level:    [DEFCON 5 - Normal peacetime military readiness.]
Threat Level:    [Low Risk of a Terrorist Spy Attack]
Number of Soldiers:    6,736 (9,296)
     Defending Soldiers:
   6,736 (9,296)
     Deployed Soldiers:
   0 (0)
Number of Tanks:    0
     Deployed Tanks:
   0
     Defending Tanks:
   0
Aircraft:    0
Number of Cruise Missiles:    0
Number of Nuclear Weapons:    0
Number of Spies:    0
Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars.    40,102 Attacking + 29,561 Defending = 69,663 Casualties
_:. toniculation Information
Total toniculation:    37,202 Supporters
Primary Ethnic Group:    Caucasian
toniculation Happiness:    [Your toniculation is in love with you.] 49.60
toniculation Per Mile:    60.94 toniculation Per Mile.
     Military Personnel:
     Citizens:
   6,736 (9,296) Soldiers
30,466 Working Citizens
Avg. Gross Income Per Individual Per Day:    $278.49 (A very solid economy)
Avg. Individual Income Taxes Paid Per Day    $77.98
Avg. Net Daily toniculation Income (After Taxes)    $200.51

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Random lnsanity / My Girlfriend Wandered in my Room Drunk
« on: September 19, 2007, 11:32:43 pm »
Yeah... she had a few too many at a birthday party in a dorm room downstairs, and she stumbled in and immediately started to make out with me, and wanted me to "throw it in" her.




Yeah, I won't go into the rest of the details, but it was pretty hilarious when my roommate walked in and I yelled rape.  It was crazy... she ended up walking out in the hallway with no shirt on looking for drunk chicks to make out with my roommate, who promised that I would have sex with her if she found one.


Yeah, I coralled her and put a shirt on her, and now she's sleeping.  Sucks to be her, since its 12:32 now, and she has an 8:20 class~!

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Random lnsanity / 2k Infra Jump Again
« on: September 18, 2007, 12:11:34 pm »
I have to make the 2k infra jump again...




But THIS time I have 10 more improvements than I had before, so maybe it won't be so harsh this time.

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Random lnsanity / Hai Everybody!
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:02:05 pm »
For a while, college had a stranglehold on my soul.



Really, it meant I was too exhausted to get on the intarweb to do anything more than collect, buy, and GTFO.



I have found my way back to the golden path!





I figure there is NO excuse now, since my latest class ends at 12 in the morning, and I have free time out the wazoo... plenty of time to take naps and get my cuddle on with college girls.  Awwww yeah.  Oh yeah, and free time to do this!!!




             

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Random lnsanity / I think I made a mistake
« on: August 17, 2007, 09:06:09 pm »
By not sharing this video sooner.


And by not knowing how to embed it.



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hjp0XM9vO0" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hjp0XM9vO0</a>

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Random lnsanity / OMG, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
« on: August 17, 2007, 08:07:58 pm »
EPIC BABY PHAIL











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Random lnsanity / I'M LEAVING!
« on: August 16, 2007, 09:15:41 pm »
 ...my heart open to all of you!



    I LOVE YOU!    





now that's been said, touch me in the pants!        





   

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Tech Trades / NEED A MIDDLEMAN WITHIN THE NEXT HOUR
« on: August 09, 2007, 08:38:21 pm »
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MIDDLEMAN SITUATION!!!





I found a cheap tech seller, and with his price, I could get the tech tonight.





FIRST PERSON TO EXPRESS AN INTEREST IN THE WILL GET IT, BUT BE WARNED, I COULD CANCEL THIS OFFER AT ANY POINT IN THE BUYING TECH PROCESS!


YOU MUST BE WILLING TO STAY/BE ONLINE WITHIN A THREE HOUR PERIOD TONIGHT, STARTING NOW!  WHO KNOWS WHEN THE SELLER WILL GET ON!!!




/caps lock

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Tech Trades / NEED MIDDLEMAN--WILL GIVE TEH SECKS
« on: August 07, 2007, 08:59:06 pm »
I need a middleman in 1-2 days.


1-2 minutes would be fine also.




Teh secks is negotiable, but I mainly just shower you with a bit of CN money.  150-200k.  Deal.

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Random lnsanity / OHMYLANTA, citizen count events
« on: August 07, 2007, 04:43:18 pm »
Earlier this month I got an event:  

A neighboring nation has been hit hard by war, its citizens are deserting into your territories in droves.




My answer and reward was:

Option 1: Allow the immigrants to enter your nation and become part of your workforce. Citizen count +10%, Citizen income -$5.00





Today I got this:

Recently a cure for the flu has been found within your nation. There is a limited amount of vaccinations to go around.


Option 2: Keep the cure secret and only vaccinate your citizens. Citizen count +15%




Haha, suckers!  Did they really think I would share the vaccine with anyone outside of my country?  They must be crazy...



Wooohooooo!  That's more than 4k extra citizens in my nation, and thanks to the new improvements, my Avg. Individual Income Taxes Paid Per Day  just jumped $8



/end bragging

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Random lnsanity / Forum Icon
« on: August 07, 2007, 09:23:45 am »
What does a cookie mean for me???


Did I just randomly get it?

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Tech Trades / 1.3 Million for 50 Tech
« on: August 05, 2007, 10:59:47 am »
Depending on how much the middleman wants for a fee, I plan on buying the tech in 2-3 days time.



Ghaleon is the middleman, if he still is in

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Tech Trades / 1.3 Million for 50 tech--I'm buying of course
« on: July 31, 2007, 11:09:55 am »
Please, make your offers here!



PM me in game--you can find me by searching

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