I don't really care about what I left off - this is obviously not all the music I listen to, but the music I've listened to the most.

Megadeth - Rust in Peace
Megadeth - Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?
Voivod - Nothingface
Anacrusis - Manic Impressions
Municipal Waste - Hazardous Mutation
Celtic Frost - Into the Pandemonium
Napalm Death - Scum
Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the Yard
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Judas Priest - Sad Wings of Destiny
Queensryche - Operation: Mindcrime
Cathedral - The Ethereal Mirror
Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
Cheap Trick - Cheap Trick
Jimi Hendrix - Band of Gypsys
AC/DC - Highway to Hell
The Melvins - Houdini
R.E.M. -  Document
R.E.M. -  Lifes Rich Pageant
Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Oasis - (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
The Pogues - Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash
Flipper - Generic
Public Image Ltd. - Second Edition/Metal Box
Gang of Four - Entertainment!
Faith No More - Angel Dust
Blur - Parklife
U2 - War
The Pixies - Doolittle

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../26/nsex126.xml

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
    
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

I must say, I agree with the court's decision. I mean, you can't just have guys going around shagging unconsenting, presumably underage bicycles, can you? If you don't stop this kind of thing now, before you know it, people are going to be sticking their wangs up their cars' tailpipes, and there'll be nothing society can do about it but look on in disgust and make comments about pencils and mine shafts.

Because tomorrow, after participating in a zombie walk hoped to be the world's largest (I was in the current largest one last year, so I'll be breaking "my own" record!), I'm gonna go get my copies of WWZ and the Zombie Survival Guide signed by Max Brooks, the author!

http://www.thechap.net/

I do say, it's quite laudable to find a publication, though distributed via the vulgar medium of these "internets", dedicated to upholding the values of the refined gentleman such as myself in this day and age.

Where can I find a good idiot's guide? There doesn't seem to be one anywhere on these forums, that's for sure! >_<

I'm Nothingface for all who might be interested. To the disinterested I'm nobody.