<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM5BxEXQFoI&amp;mode=related&amp;search=" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM5BxEXQFoI&amp;mode=related&amp;search=</a>

Who else plays? Me and Vector just started up. I've been playing for a while as a zombie, but I decided to start a survivor character, and that's when it got interesting. Now I'm really into it.

A poorly-thought-out peer oppression message insisting that you "stick to the status quo" or be shunned by your classmates and those you once called friends?

http://www.veryfunnyads.com/

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSPvvVfcoAw" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSPvvVfcoAw</a>

I STRUCK ALUMINUM!

Baby
Don't understand why we can't just hold on
To each other's wangs
This time might be the last, I fear, unless
I make it to the rear...

I need you hoe...

Take these broken wangs!
And learn to fap again,
learn to make 'em squee!
And when I feel...myself fkee,
I'll also feel the soreness of my member, oh gee...

Take...these broken wangs!...

Baby
I think tonight... you can take
All my friends from the team, and make em light..
Baby
It's all I know
that you provide the stress,
And I provide the bone...
Need you hoe...

So take these broken wangs
And learn to fap again,
learn to make 'em squee!
And when I feel...myself fkee,
I'll also feel the soreness of my member, oh gee...

Let me
Baby
It's all I know
That you do most of the work,
And I get ze blood flow...

Yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah!
So take these broken wangs
And learn to fap again,
learn to make 'em squee!
And when I feel...myself fkee,
I'll also feel the soreness of my member, oh gee...

Take these broken wangs
And learn to fap again,
learn to make 'em squee!
And when I feel...myself fkee,
I'll also feel the soreness of my member, oh gee...

http://phoenixwrong.evestraw.nl/wrong.php

Let's make a list of things that you could find at a local store such as Target or K-mart (At least in my area) that could be used as zombie weapons. Just so everyone knows, this is not for Outbreak Central, I'm just trying to think of weapons.

I'll start: Baseball Bats

This is a Zombie story. Choose whether you want your character to be a human survivor or a zombie looking for human flesh. I will provide the template, and you can fill it out. Then once about 8 or so characters are in, I will periodically write chapters following these characters during a zombie outbreak. One character will die once in a while, depending on where the story goes (I will use some fair way of deciding who it will be). The chapters will come out whenever I finish them, so you'll just have to wait in between while I write. By the way, if you make a zombie character, it will be one of the many original "Test Subjects" that accidentally released the virus into the world, and so it will retain a bit of sentience and intelligence, moreso than the random generic zombies. The government is involved...you will get pieces of the backstory. Also, these zombies are stronger and more durable than human beings, so don't take having no weapons (Being a zombie) as a disadvantage.

The template:

Zombie or Human?:
Name (Or former name, if zombie):
Age (Doesn't apply to zombies):
Weapons (Within the realm of possibilty; Doesn't apply to zombies):
Appearance (General looks and clothing, still applies to zombies):
Current Location (This takes place in a fictional American city, such as "Raccoon City"):
Background (A brief backstory and personality assesment):


Have fun with this. And I hope my writing skills are up to par.