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Random lnsanity / Breaking news!
« on: January 28, 2009, 11:34:18 pm »Quote
ℓoren says:
I'm gay.
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<@Big_Z[GOD]> Is Srqt talking about himself in the third person?
<Shamedmonkey> no
<Shamedmonkey> That's the Future Mrs SrG
<@Big_Z[GOD]> :O
<Shamedmonkey> SrGt*
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Srqt has a life outside of CN? BLASPHEMY!
<Shamedmonkey> yes I know
<Shamedmonkey> I think he paid a hooker to get on the radio
* Shamedmonkey runs
<@Big_Z[GOD]> :O
<Shamedmonkey> huh
<Shamedmonkey> I'm surprised I haven't been lynched yet
<@Away_Srqt> thanks guys really.
<@Away_Srqt> i feel the love .
<@Away_Srqt> i do exist, those pictures weren't photo shopped or anything i assure you
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Wait, we shouldn't jump to such conclusions so quickly Shamed
<@Big_Z[GOD]> It might just be MPD
<Shamedmonkey> true
<@Away_Srqt> FUCK YOU ALLL
<@Away_Srqt> in the ass
<@Away_Srqt> hard
<Shamedmonkey> So SrGt is marrying himself?
* Shamedmonkey dodges
<@Away_Srqt> multiple times
<@Big_Z[GOD]> No need to tell us what you do during your free time man
<@Big_Z[GOD]> TMI
<@Away_Srqt> no blaspheming my wedding
<Shamedmonkey> I agree with Z
<Shamedmonkey> Is that even a word?
<@Away_Srqt> hey its still the future mrs watch your mouth
<@Away_Srqt> and yes its a word, im a language nazi remember?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Note how quickly the personality shifts
<Shamedmonkey> I feel a kickban coming on from SrGt
<@Away_Srqt> you should be able to tell its not MPD by the fact that she can type
<@Away_Srqt> also
<@Away_Srqt> Hi shamed
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Not really
* Shadow[RIA] (theshadowd@coldfront-FAEB0020.buckeyecom.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
* You were kicked by Away_Srqt (since you asked « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
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* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls'
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<@Big_Z[GOD]> There's no research indicating that a multiple personality can't type
<@Away_Srqt> true, sybil could draw with purple crayons
<Shamedmonkey> I have not seen that movie.
<@Away_Srqt> he says he hates you all by the way
<@Away_Srqt> i didnt either i just read the book
<@Big_Z[GOD]> [18:33] <Away_Srqt> he says he hates you all by the way <-- Oshi- Hoo will be pissed. That's not what he told Hoo last night :O
<@Away_Srqt> I tell Hoo whatever he pays me to say
<@Away_Srqt> he knows when I am off duty I am free to speak my mind
<Shamedmonkey> Hoo told me SrGt swallows for him
<Shamedmonkey> :O
* You were kicked by Away_Srqt (swallow this « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
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* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls'
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<Shamedmonkey> no
<Shamedmonkey> I refuse
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Is that an admission that you spend your off nights with Hoo?
<@Away_Srqt> I didnt know it was a secret
<Shamedmonkey> This channel just took a turn for the homoerotic, even with that hooker reading what we say
* Shamedmonkey runs away
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shamedmonkey: It was always homoerotic. Srqt was in the channel, even if the tag is away :P
<@Away_Srqt> >_>
<@Away_Srqt> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> SrGt is a compulsive liar too, since he tag lies so often
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> [16:37] <@Away_Srqt> he says he hates you all by the way <--- nonsense ...
<Shamedmonkey> Hoo, is it true? Does SrGt swallow for you?
* Retrieving #Cupcakery modes...
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Only on Tuesdays
<Shamedmonkey> Why Tuesdays?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> I dunno ... ask him
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> :D
<Shamedmonkey> SrGt, why Tuesdays?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Probably the only day of the week Hoo is available. He WAS voted the best leader of all sanctioned alliances ya know.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So obviously his schedule of lackeys is filled other days
<Shamedmonkey> Wow, SrGt is a whore
<@Away_Srqt> tuesdays anger me
<@Big_Z[GOD]> What does swallowing have to do with anger? O_o
<Shamedmonkey> So you take your anger out on Hoo's cock?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> [16:42] <@Big_Z[GOD]> Probably the only day of the week Hoo is available. He WAS voted the best leader of all sanctioned alliances ya know. <-- you guys are never going to let that go, are you? ... D:
<@Big_Z[GOD]> more fun to mock you about it
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I'll let it go when I get better ammunition
* Shadow[RIA] (theshadowd@coldfront-FAEB0020.buckeyecom.net) has joined #Cupcakery
* @VanHooIII[RoK] is goingto bash Z on AirMe's show next week
<@Away_Srqt> you know once I have my show and you ae a guest I am introducing you as "VanHoo the greatest alliance leader in CN"
* Shamedmonkey thinks Shadow missed the epicness of SrGt's hooker
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Fuck that, SrGt!
<@Away_Srqt> and if you dont come on I will call you that 10 times as much on the air
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> hahahaa
<Shadow[RIA]> i don't think i missed much in the 30 seconds between me getting disconnected and re-connecting. >_>
<@Away_Srqt> he
<Shamedmonkey> Yes, you did actually
<@Away_Srqt> * he's lying, cuz he knows he can't get a show without me
<@Away_Srqt> hehe
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shhh, stop giving SrGt ideas Hoo. Do you really want to know if SrGt really is doing that to some poor inanimate object right now?
<Shadow[RIA]> ok maybe i did
<Shamedmonkey> Also, Hoo.
<Shamedmonkey> I demand a shout out when you're on AirMe's show
<@Away_Srqt> from who .. me?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Get in line
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> :P
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Also, Hoo, do let us know when you're on air. I'll actually take time to listen in
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Thursday after next
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So the 9th?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Yeah
<Shamedmonkey> Cupcakery has exclusive rights to shoutouts, Hoo
<Shamedmonkey> >_>
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hmm, terrible timing but doable I guess
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol Shamedmonkey
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Probably a good thing it's not on Tuesday either
<@Away_Srqt> why is your name shamedmonkey?
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> I'll give a blanket shoutout then
<@Away_Srqt> it intrigues me
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Cool, I'll make a note in my blackberry to piss you off on the 8th
<Shamedmonkey> I named my friend's profile that on Halo 2 to annoy him, the I adopted the name
<@Away_Srqt> gotchaaaaa
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol Z
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shouldn't be too hard ;)
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Have a lot of
topics I can hit on
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> I'm the only guest that time, I'm sure AirMe plans on it getting a little out of hand ... :P
<@Away_Srqt> its just funny cuz it has monkey in it. my dorm room has a famous mokey, but it's name is mokeycat
<@Away_Srqt> *monkeycat
<@Away_Srqt> it's pretty amazing
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I'll find someone to give you 50 tech if you say on air what you were thinking about saying yesterday in hoj
<Shamedmonkey> lolwut
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Don't try to understand shame donkey, it's in inside joke thingy
<@Away_Srqt> .... brains dead?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hoo knows what I'm talking about
<@Away_Srqt> aha
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> lol
<Shamedmonkey> See, this is why Delta needs to put more people from my side in this channel.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Also, I noticed you finally dropped your charade Srqt. I'm pleased to see the progress you've made under our collective guidance.
<Shamedmonkey> So I can have inside jokes with them
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So, that's 500 dollars you owe us.
<@Away_Srqt> it's still me
<Shamedmonkey> Nah, you're forgetting the fee for having to do it over the internet, Z
* Away_Srqt is now known as Mrs_Srqt
<Shamedmonkey> That's another $300.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Yeah but we haven't done it for the full hour yet
<Shamedmonkey> Each.
<@Mrs_Srqt> yayyyy
<@Mrs_Srqt> i have my own name
* Mrs_Srqt is now known as King_Srqt
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hmm, another step backward into his fantasy world
<Shamedmonkey> This is more serious than we though.
* King_Srqt is now known as Mrs_Srqt
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Seems like a retreat from reality.
<Shamedmonkey> Maybe we should try shock therapy?
<Shadow[RIA]> =o!
<@Mrs_Srqt> fuck you
<@Mrs_Srqt> now it's strictly the mrs
<Shamedmonkey> XD
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Escapism isn't healthy Srqt
<@Mrs_Srqt> so watch it , ill fuck you up
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Note how aggressive Srqt gets when he has the "Mrs" tag on
<@Mrs_Srqt> so not only do i own the radio, i own the chat room AND i even have a nation on CN
<@Big_Z[GOD]> It obviously raises a large red flag
<Shamedmonkey> Must be PMSing
<@Mrs_Srqt> i dont pms .
<@Mrs_Srqt> im special like that, half the reason why he loves me so much
<Shamedmonkey> What, were you spayed?
<@Mrs_Srqt> yes. that's exactly it, i'm a bitch.
<@Mrs_Srqt> in reality, obviously not fuckheads, i want kids ya know
<Shamedmonkey> Shit. I think we're all fucked if SrGt passes on his genes.
<@Mrs_Srqt> let's just hope they never talk to any of you =P
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Shamedmonkey: Luckily, that won't happen. Srqt is a famed CN player.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> The paradoxical nature of fame in CN and having a real life has been established in multiple cases
<@Mrs_Srqt> he already has two kids ya know
<Shamedmonkey> It's a good thing I'm not famous on Planet Bob then.
<Shamedmonkey> This lie keeps on getting bigger and bigger.
<@Mrs_Srqt> is that why EVERYONE asked constantly if he was really engaged, jeez i don't get the internet realm
<@Big_Z[GOD]> So you're saying that Srqt has been experiencing hallucinations and delusions even before our conversation today? A most disturbing prognosis.
* Mrs_Srqt is now known as King_srqt
<Shamedmonkey> This man needs serious help. I think we should set up sessions every week, Z.
<@King_srqt> would you like to hear the Fiancee and children on the radio?
<@King_srqt> i can arrange that
<@King_srqt> fucker :P
* You were kicked by King_srqt (I just really like doing this « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Cupcakery
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* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls'
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Now, as treatment, I'd recommend Srqt spend 24 hours in solitary confinement with Herooftime55
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> Oh jeez
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> That's fucking cruel
<@King_srqt> oh now you are trying to get me in jail for murder
<@Big_Z[GOD]> That should help him snap out of it
<Shamedmonkey> Nah, we'd tie you down.
<@King_srqt> I would kill him with my teeth
<Shamedmonkey> And gag you.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> We'd make sure Herooftime keeps talking the entire 24 hours to be safe
<@King_srqt> id swallow the gag to get at him
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> He'd kill him with mindoxets
<@King_srqt> I would find a way
<@King_srqt> that fucker would not make it out
<Shamedmonkey> The power to kill HeroofTime55 from 200 yards away...WITH MIND oxETS.
<@VanHooIII[RoK]> ha
<Shamedmonkey> It's a good thing SrGt doesn't have this power, Z. Otherwise we'd have to rig it so that every time SrGt tries to fire one he gets a paralyzing shock.
<Shamedmonkey> We should also cushion the walls so SrGt can't commit suicide.
* Retrieving #Cupcakery modes...
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Ok, to be fair, we'll give you a choice. 168 hours in solitary confinement with Misr or 24 hours with Herooftime55. Sounds like a fair bargain.
<@King_srqt> :((
<Jangel-GOD> XD
<Shamedmonkey> What about the option of both of them with Bilrow for 3 hours, Z?
* VanHooIII[RoK] is now known as Hoo[AWAY]
<Shamedmonkey> And I'll throw in Norman for free, SrGt.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Hmm, that's indeed a risky third option. But it just might be highly effective.
<@King_srqt> oh god
<@King_srqt> he would try and give me an excercism or some shit
<@King_srqt> hahah NO you have to but ME
<@King_srqt> as in the mrs
<Shamedmonkey> Hush, SrGt. Let the Doctors talk.
<@King_srqt> as in you have NO idea what would go on if you put him and i in a room together
<@King_srqt> before Srqt i dated a born again . aka an uber christian conservative.
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<Shamedmonkey> Doitzel, we're working on theraputic treatments for SrGt.
<Shamedmonkey> So far we have three options.
<Doitzel> what?
<Shamedmonkey> 168 hours in solitary confinement with Misr, 24 hours with Herooftime55, or 3 hours with Herooftime, Misr, and Bilrow.
<Shamedmonkey> What do you think?
<@King_srqt> I think I need to kill you
<@King_srqt> >_>
<Shamedmonkey> I was asking Doitzel, not you, SrGt.
<Shamedmonkey> If you keep talking I'll have Nurse Hoo sedate you.
* King_srqt sets mode: +b *!*@coldfront-128BA4C1.hsd1.md.comcast.net
* You were kicked by King_srqt (no you cant come back for a minute (1 Min Ban ) « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
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* Now talking in #Cupcakery
* Topic is 'Realm of the Psychic Cupcake Overlord | Birthplace of the Royal Inverted Arithmetical Operation | No one hops like Gaston | lol Shamed | Doitzel: He's better than you | Dilber: Resident blind seer | Archon: Just when you thought the shadows were safe | Radio: http://216.155.131.180:8136/listen.pls'
* Set by Delta1212[RIA] on Sat Sep 27 03:36:13
<Shamedmonkey> Nurse Hoo!
<@King_srqt> lol
<Shamedmonkey> (In all fairness I was surprised you managed that long before kbing me.)
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I think in light of this insubordination, we should up all therapy treatment periods by 48 hours apiece
<@King_srqt> lol thats because she had the comp
<Shamedmonkey> Agreed, Z.
<Shamedmonkey> Might need to bring in a 4th person as well.
<Shamedmonkey> Any suggestions
<Shamedmonkey> ?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Holy shit, Wisconsin lost to Michigan?
<@Big_Z[GOD]> \o/
<@King_srqt> hmm la dame de coeurs perhaps?
<@King_srqt> lol that's her ruler name
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Wake Forest lost, USC lost, Wisconsin lost, Florida lost, Clemson lost, East Carolina lost...
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Wow
<Shamedmonkey> It appears we've had a regression, Z. He's thinking of his other personality as a different person now.
<Doitzel> did UCF lose?
<Shamedmonkey> Also, fuck yes Clemson lost, that means Maryland won
<Doitzel> I bet we did
<@King_srqt> i hate you...
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Nah, the game is still playing
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Just started
<Shamedmonkey> In light of Nurse Hoo's incompetency, I'm appointing Doitzel as SrGt's new nurse
<Doitzel> if the game started then we lost
<@King_srqt> Well at least Doitzel has a sexy voice
* Retrieving #Cupcakery modes...
<Doitzel> that I do
<Shamedmonkey> Clearly, SrGt likes having Doitzel as a Nurse. This means we need a different one.
<@Big_Z[GOD]> I vote we make Herooftime55 his nurse
<@Big_Z[GOD]> Or at least threaten to make Herooftime55 his nurse
<Shamedmonkey> Hmm..I agree. I think we should also have Herooftime55 become his caretaker after he's finished with treatment.
<Doitzel> why do I not have ops in here yet
<Doitzel> fucking cupcake
* King_srqt sets mode: -o Big_Z[GOD]
<Doitzel> i give and i give and i give and what do i get?!
<Doitzel> nothin'!
* Big_Z[GOD] was kicked by King_srqt (no u « Ë×Çü®§îöñ »)
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<Shamedmonkey> Nurse Doitzel, please. We can't show any weakness in front of the patient.
<Shamedmonkey> <_<
<Shamedmonkey> OK, fine, I'll stop now.
<Shamedmonkey> I'm saving these logs however, and possibly posting them on the RIA boards
<@King_srqt> Shamedmonkey you are just jealous because you want to have sex with my fiancee
<@King_srqt> and its ok
<@King_srqt> I understand
<Shamedmonkey> Ah, dammit, It appears he's back to believing he has a fiancee again. Z, it appears the treatment was ineffective.
* King_srqt sets mode: +b *!*hamedmonk@*.hsd1.md.comcast.net
<@King_srqt> shhhh
<@King_srqt> you be quiet now
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<Shamedmonkey> Recommending long term treatment involving Herooftime55, Misr, Bilrow, and Norman 24/7 for the next 10 years.
#Cupcakery You are banned (#Cupcakery)
* Big_Z[GOD] sets mode: -b *!*hamedmonk@*.hsd1.md.comcast.net
<Shamedmonkey> Recommending long term treatment involving Herooftime55, Misr, Bilrow, and Norman 24/7 for the next 10 years.
* King_srqt sets mode: +b *!*chatzilla@*.urh.uiuc.edu
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<Shamedmonkey> Patient is feeling a little touchy right now.
* Big_Z[GOD] sets mode: +b *!*@coldfront-979B5984.ri.ri.cox.net
<@King_srqt> Kick wars are fun
* King_srqt was kicked by Big_Z[GOD] (NO U!)
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<Doitzel> much to learn, you still have
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<Shamedmonkey> What do you recommend for treatment then, Doitzel?
* ChanServ sets mode: +o King_srqt
<@King_srqt> alrigth well I have to get th ekids to bed
<@King_srqt> I will be back
* King_srqt is now known as Away_Srqt
<Doitzel> squirt has childreN/
<Doitzel> n?
<Doitzel> they let you reproduce?
<Shamedmonkey> I got scared as well, Doitzel
<@Away_Srqt> thanks Doitzel
<@Away_Srqt> :(
<Doitzel> and not only that, it was /plural/
<Doitzel> they let you reproduce repeatedly
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* +Shamedmonkey slaps EnragedLobster around a bit with a large trout
<+EnragedLobster> oh, fuck
* +EnragedLobster counters with a large rock
<+typa> On the trout, or the Monkey?
* +Shamedmonkey barrel rolls and throws an enraged turtle at EL
* +EnragedLobster air dodges and throws a home run bat at Shamed
<+Kadin[EGS]> :XX
* +Shamedmonkey uses Azural as a shield and throws Kadin at EL
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> Well
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> Lanna
<+Kadin[EGS]> o lawd
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> do you remember when I went about posting gay porn in this channel?
* +Mayuri-[EGS] (~asfdfdsa.@synIRC-72E8D17B.dhcp.inet.fi) Quit (Ping timeout)
* +EnragedLobster eats Kadin and projectile-vomits him out at Shamed
* +Shamedmonkey rolls to the side and throws a knife at EL
* +EnragedLobster is stabbed
<+EnragedLobster> Fuck!
<+EnragedLobster> Get me a medic!
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> I'm bleeding
* +typa hands EL some bandages
<+EnragedLobster> I need to get this knife out.
* +Shamedmonkey witholds medical treatment from EL because he's a commie
<+EnragedLobster> Fuck
<+EnragedLobster> Goddammit
* +EnragedLobster grabs the knife
<+EnragedLobster> AAAAGHHH
<+EnragedLobster> it hurts
* +Shamedmonkey pulls the knife out and shoves it back in in a different spot
* +EnragedLobster rips the knife out and attacks Shamed with a hammer and sickle
* +Shamedmonkey gets his arm sliced off, but grabs said arm and starts beating EL with itr
<+Shamedmonkey> It*
* +EnragedLobster slices Shamed's gut open
* +Shamedmonkey strangles EL with his own intestines
<+EnragedLobster> Dammit, I was going to do that to you next.
<+EnragedLobster> >>.
<+Shamedmonkey> >_>
<+Shamedmonkey> Does this mean I win?
* +EnragedLobster chops Shamed's intestines and hits him in the balls with a hammer
* +Shamedmonkey whimpers in pain and castrates EL with a rusty saw blade
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* +EnragedLobster screams in agony, then smacks Shamed in the face with his own balls
<+EnragedLobster> I think you lose.
<+EnragedLobster> You had balls in your face.
<+Shamedmonkey> Not really, I came out with a dick.
<+Shamedmonkey> Even if I am sterile now.
<+EnragedLobster> I was talking about my balls.
<+EnragedLobster> Not yours.
<+Shamedmonkey> Yeah, I know.
<+Shamedmonkey> Fight may be over, but I can still have sex.
<+EnragedLobster> >.>
<+EnragedLobster> Are there girls who have a disemboweled amputee fetish?
<+Shamedmonkey> Probably.
<+Shamedmonkey> Its like Rule 34 with fetishes, if it exists, there's a fetish for it.
<+EnragedLobster> true.
<+Shamedmonkey> But eh, even if I can't have sex, I can still fap.
<+EnragedLobster> True, true.
<+EnragedLobster> But at least I can say I ate a guy and projectile vomited him at someone else.
<+Shamedmonkey> True, and I'm probably bleeding out from the wounds to my stomach. I'll probably never be able to eat again properly, even if I do heal.
<+EnragedLobster> Yeah.
<+EnragedLobster> And I've got two knife holes in unspecified places.
<+EnragedLobster> Plus, I can't pee.
<+Shamedmonkey> Yeah, you came off worse. We're both pretty much fucked for life though.
<+Shamedmonkey> Im so disfigured I'll never get laid.
<+Shamedmonkey> At least I'm sterile and won't have to worry about protection for the most part, other than with Hookers.
Quote from: FlaskI was thinking it was something from Portal, but since when was pink hearts not a girly thing?Quote from: Azural's FanboyI like your sig. So girly.
It seems you don't know what Portal is.