Wanna know something weird? I was just wondering like 8 hours ago where dark tyrant went off to..
Quite strange. As for where I went off to..
If you must know, I was dragged down to hell by a demon summoned by some old hag I tripped on the subway. I then proceded to topple the devil from his throne, as soon as he cleared the stairs I beat him over the head with his own trident-and then I introduced his face to the pointy end of said trident. After that-well, it turns out that Satan has a KILLER video game system. Every game-past, present and future. That kept me busy-but I'm back now.
I am of course, lying through my teeth. None of this ever happened-in fact I retired from game for quite a while, but now I have returned to serve the RIA to the best of my ability.