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Random lnsanity / Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA
« on: August 06, 2007, 03:23:33 am »Quote
<Vintus[RIA]> SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT LOOK AT THESE BOOBS
<Vintus[RIA]> [pic of b00bz]
<cctmsp13[RIA]> yeah, really, I would have pulled the plug by then
<HordeOfDoom[\m]> 8.5/10
<Vintus[RIA]> 8.6/10
<Vintus[RIA]> DUDE I got the BEST blowjob ever yesterday
<cctmsp13[RIA]> <.<
<cctmsp13[RIA]> >.>
<Vintus[RIA]> it was this girl that I sort of liked we were at the mall and shit
<Vintus[RIA]> she's really cute and has better boobs than the one I posted
<Vintus[RIA]> anyway
<Vintus[RIA]> we went into this bathroom that was out of order and shit, smelled like the aforementioned shit
<Vintus[RIA]> and then
<Vintus[RIA]> I sat down on this toilet and she took my pants off
<Vintus[RIA]> then she grabbed it and
<Vintus[RIA]> I told my mom and shegot scared
<Vintus[RIA]> And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
<Vintus[RIA]> (only the first three episodes of season one)
<Vintus[RIA]> I begged and pleaded with her the other day
<Vintus[RIA]> But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
<Vintus[RIA]> She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
<Vintus[RIA]> I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
<Vintus[RIA]> First class, yo this is bad,
<Vintus[RIA]> Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
<Vintus[RIA]> Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
<Vintus[RIA]> Hmm this might be alright!
<Vintus[RIA]> I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
<Vintus[RIA]> Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
<Vintus[RIA]> If anything I could say that this cab was rare
<Vintus[RIA]> But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
<Vintus[RIA]> I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
<Vintus[RIA]> And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
<Vintus[RIA]> Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
<Vintus[RIA]> To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
<HordeOfDoom[\m]> expected/10
<Vintus[RIA]> and then there were ninjas. THOUSANDS OF THEM.
* SetiCruncher[NADC] has joined #RIA
<Vintus[RIA]> I grabbed a katana from the wall behind me and decapitated three with one swing as she pulled a machine gun out of her panties and started firing away
<Vintus[RIA]> ....
<Vintus[RIA]> WTF
<Vintus[RIA]> Oh hello SetiCruncher
<Vintus[RIA]> nothing..to see..here
<cctmsp13[RIA]> hi Seti
* cctmsp13[RIA] sets mode: +v SetiCruncher[NADC]
<SetiCruncher[NADC]> how R ya's tonight?
<Vintus[RIA]> just fine e_e
<cctmsp13[RIA]> bored - tired - ish
<Vintus[RIA]> I'm not on anything I swear
<cctmsp13[RIA]> it's true, he's always like this