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There isn't an uncleaned up version.  To my knowledge, they never shot the rape or the kids getting gunned down.  It was just Jim Carey complaining because the characters doing the fighting are kids (while the actual actors are older, Kick-ass is supposed to be 17, the girl is 12, Battle Man is 16, and Ass-Kick is 16).

Now, RIA, Your starting to get older, and you might notice some "changes" soon.  Nothing major, just some new hair in strange places and potentially confusing feelings that you might have towards the other alliances.  It's nothing to be afraid of, everyone goes through them when they start to get your age.  You might not pay any attention to one alliance one day, then BAM the next day, you can't get your mind off of them.  Now, no one can really say what type of alliance is "right" for you, and even if you decide that you might not like maroon alliances exclusively, we will still love you.  Just make sure that when the time comes, your both ready, and use adequate protection.

I'm here if you have questions or need me.



They grow up so fast...

I can neither confirm nor deny any possibly things that may or may not be upcoming, and may or may not be called a "war".  I can also neither confirm nor deny that we may or may not have a Competent government that may or may not be able to lead us through this possibly upcoming war that may or may not happen.

Also, I may or may not have been recent gaining the ability to possibly be able to confirm or deny that I can  make a post without really confirming or denying anything which may or may not be true.


Translation:

Fuck if I even know what's going on most of the time.

We've only bought $63 F-35s and aren't buying the other few thousands we were thinking of buying.  But my point, is that they cut all this money from the military, leading to cuts in leisure budgets (I think that's the actual name that covers money that goes into things like the 4th of july, unit anniverserys, and deployment balls), and yet he sent 14 limos, and tons of trucks to africa traveling on 50+ C130s.  Not to mention the 24 hour aid cover and all the other stuff they brought.  But please, explain.  What the fuck does he need 14 limos for?

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-bozell/2013/07/02/bozell-column-military-4th-july-fireworks-canceled-obama-white-house-c


Yup. Obama travels to South Africa costing $100 Million, while not even 5% of that could have covered the 4th of July fireworks for all the military bases in the US that had to cancel due to budget cuts.

THANKS OBAMA.

Seriously.  I never gave any attention to regular show at first because of it's incredibly stupid looking commercials.  However, after watching an episode I was instantly hooked forever.  Maybe it's because of all the 80s/90s references I remember growing up with, or maybe it's the fact that they use awesome older music to great effect.  Like so:

The Mississippi Queen

Regular Show- Pops Singing "Footloose" (Karaoke Video)

Regular Show: Ballroom Blitz

Regular Show - Working For The Weekend

Seriously.  Add to it, that Mark Hamill does many of the voices, and you've got a show you NEED to watch.

IKR!

I heard a rumor that the FBI is now investigating Amys Baking because they believe it to be a front company for laundering money.