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Random lnsanity / Re: Pacific Rim (or Gundam vs. Space Cthullu) trailer
« on: December 13, 2012, 01:11:27 am »
Aperture Science vs Alien Life Form.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Driving in Russia
« on: December 13, 2012, 01:01:20 am »
And I thought Americans were bad drivers.
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Why you should join the RIA. (o_o) "Hashmeer say so, that's why!" <_<; Play nice, Hashmeer. / Re: Because we are a community of Peace, Love, and Guns
« on: December 12, 2012, 11:18:43 am »Nothing better than a Crown and Coke, and a supermodel!
VR;
Daisy
R&R Diplo
Sounds like you're hanging out too much with Charlie Sheen. Oh, you meant the soda Coke? My bad.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Swedish-Made e-penis enlargers and me.
« on: December 11, 2012, 11:40:43 pm »
I can do it, but that doesn't mean I will.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Swedish-Made e-penis enlargers and me.
« on: December 11, 2012, 11:22:36 pm »
Who needs to impress her? All you have to do is go up to her and say "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Random lnsanity / Swedish-Made e-penis enlargers and me.
« on: December 11, 2012, 03:35:09 pm »
This kind of thing is my bag, baby.
By Austin Powers.
By Austin Powers.
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Random lnsanity / Re: I have tickets to go and see The Hobbit in just over six hours
« on: December 11, 2012, 03:12:26 pm »
She might repeatedly ask if it's in yet, though.
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Random lnsanity / Re: I have tickets to go and see The Hobbit in just over six hours
« on: December 11, 2012, 01:43:07 pm »
Someone sounds a little sexually frustrated.
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Random lnsanity / Re: THQ Humble Bundle
« on: December 10, 2012, 12:14:54 pm »
I've had Titan Quest since it came out. It has its glitches, but it's fun as hell.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Do you even lift?
« on: December 08, 2012, 03:37:10 am »Sacks of potatoes that's it.
They only weight 50 pounds. Can't do much with that crap.
Is that what Leo tells you when he grabs you from behind?Leo never says anything. He just makes funny noises. I feel a slight pinch, and then that's it.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Do you even lift?
« on: December 07, 2012, 03:46:56 pm »
I'm part of the 15.6%. You can't really tell unless I take my shirt off. I lack abs, but I do have a pretty large back.
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Random lnsanity / Man arrested for twisting off 2 year-old boy's nipples.
« on: December 06, 2012, 07:52:17 pm »134
Random lnsanity / Someone from RI about Duke Nukem Forever.
« on: December 06, 2012, 07:42:25 pm »Quote
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My friend swears its like the best thing ever, I like the how the beginning of the game you can pick up a piece of crap out of a toilet and smear on the wall.
About describes this game.
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Random lnsanity / THIS CALLS FOR MY PROJECTILE RAISIN BREATH!
« on: December 04, 2012, 08:01:33 pm »137
Random lnsanity / Re: I guess Ninja training starts early
« on: December 03, 2012, 09:57:29 pm »
For those who want to kill their kids while they play...
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Random lnsanity / Re: Women say, "We're not complicated."
« on: November 25, 2012, 04:05:29 pm »
All women are crazy. Period.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Women say, "We're not complicated."
« on: November 25, 2012, 11:56:18 am »
Exactly.
Fornicate with women.
Acquire money.
Also, women don't want to hear what they want to hear. Perfect example. Two different female friends tell me they need to lose weight. I tell both they're fine/beautiful (depending on my mood) the way they are and they argue with me. "OMG LIEK I R TEH FAT" Actually, one told me to shut up, so I told her to shut up right back. =P Isn't it adorable when 25 year-olds argue like two year-olds?
Fornicate with women.
Acquire money.
Also, women don't want to hear what they want to hear. Perfect example. Two different female friends tell me they need to lose weight. I tell both they're fine/beautiful (depending on my mood) the way they are and they argue with me. "OMG LIEK I R TEH FAT" Actually, one told me to shut up, so I told her to shut up right back. =P Isn't it adorable when 25 year-olds argue like two year-olds?
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Random lnsanity / Women say, "We're not complicated."
« on: November 25, 2012, 01:41:25 am »
"How hard is it to give us chocolates and tell us we're beautiful?"
Our reply should be, "How hard is it to get on your knees and suck my dick? Got to give a little to get a little."
Our reply should be, "How hard is it to get on your knees and suck my dick? Got to give a little to get a little."
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