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I'll find you.  It went well.  I won't be storming her castle as I'm a conservative Catholic.  At least in regards to that.  I'm surprised anyone actually cared.

XMFD @ Algeria and Egypt.  Football (I'll pander to you foreigners and your sensible-naming sensibilities) has created a major regional issue.

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Who the fuck said no?

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Fuck that shit.  Figure it out.  Also, GPM, apparently Ryan F. was jealous of me.  So at least I win there.  I still want to castrate him with a rail gun, but at least I won there.

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Details to follow.

I just saw her page after she friended me..it could be a joke--people do that all the time, even with people of the opposite sex.  I was pretty surprised about that though.

I'd just send her a text sometime, or when you're talking, and ask her if she has a boyfriend--you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.  It hurts nothing to be honest.

This is true.  My friend at Trinity knows a few people at Naz and is going to do the dirty work for me.  If she remembers; Trinity gives an absurd amount of homework to people in the IB program.  But really, was it just me, or did it seem like I was pretty much home-free by the end of the night?  My brain hurts.

So I went to homecoming yesterday.  Didn't have a date, just went with a group.  I was the only guy in the group without a date, but there were several girls without dates.  Two went to different schools.  I ended up sitting by them at dinner, and talked with them a lot.  So we get to the dance, and the whole group is dancing together, and then a slow song comes on.  I'm about to ask one of the girls to dance, when she asks me.  Well that works, right?  So we dance, as a group and her and I kinda dance together.  A little later, we tried to penetrate the giant clusterfuck at the middle, just for the hell of it, and we get stuck.  I was the rearguard, so I'm starting to push back out, and she just grabs my hand and keeps holding on afterward.  Everyone goes upstairs for water.  After a few minutes she turns to me and says, "I wanna go back down, but no one else seems to want to..."  Naturally, I say, "I'll go dance with you."  So we go down, and people followed pretty soon after.  Next slow song we dance again, and we end up really close, which she initiated, so she asks, "Is it weird that we're dancing this close?  Sorry..."  And naturally, I say, "No, this is great."  Only, not that, something with a little more creativity that I no longer remember.  So we're dancing and talking, a swing song comes on, and we dance together to that.  For the last song she grabs my hand and pulls me over by her and another girl to dance.  So after the dance ends, I ask for her number.  She says, "Do you have Facebook?  We can keep in touch that way."  And now I'm kinda confused, but I say ok.  So she gives me a hug goodbye, and then we see each other again, because she's lost the rest of her group, so I wait with her, and she gives me another hug, and a third by the car.

Today, I get a text.  Despite not giving me her number, she's found mine on Facebook and texted me.  I figure things are going pretty well now, right?  Wrong.  I go on her Facebook and she has a boyfriend.  WHAT THE FUCK?

In Soviet Russia, joke makes you!  

A pun is your mother, then...

FUCK YEAH!  I'M JUMPING IN THE POCKET TOO!