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Random lnsanity / Re: Me and TS are in the US, bitches
« on: June 11, 2013, 04:54:42 am »
You were in Phoenix and didn't tell me? You guys are assholes.
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Random lnsanity / Short, fun conversation.
« on: June 10, 2013, 03:27:35 pm »
Me: What's wrong?
Super hot manager: I have cramps.
Me: I can help with that. It just might be a few before I can help.
Her: *Motions me closer* Did you know orgasms are supposed to help relieve all pain from cramps?
Me: So what you're saying is I can help you right now.
Super hot manager: I have cramps.
Me: I can help with that. It just might be a few before I can help.
Her: *Motions me closer* Did you know orgasms are supposed to help relieve all pain from cramps?
Me: So what you're saying is I can help you right now.
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Random lnsanity / Re: There have been four times in the last week where
« on: June 02, 2013, 05:11:03 pm »
Hey, everyone needs a little bit of loving, am I right?
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Random lnsanity / Re: There have been four times in the last week where
« on: June 01, 2013, 12:47:14 am »
I started going so I could lift your mom. Right now, I can only deadlift 305 six times. Still a long way to go. =(
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Random lnsanity / Re: There have been four times in the last week where
« on: May 31, 2013, 04:22:10 pm »I always take a piss and dump before I burritos the house to lift. <_<
A sensible precaution. I bet there's a funny story behind that...
Nah. I just don't want to end up like my powerlifter buddy who did shat in the pants once.
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Random lnsanity / Re: There have been four times in the last week where
« on: May 30, 2013, 05:04:03 am »
I always take a piss and dump before I leave the house to lift. <_<
And no.
And no.
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Random lnsanity / There have been four times in the last week where
« on: May 28, 2013, 03:51:49 pm »
someone came to the door and rang the doorbell (twice) when I JUST sat down on the toilet and started shitting.
Seriously? You can't think of a better time than my shitting time?
Seriously? You can't think of a better time than my shitting time?
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Random lnsanity / Re: I vote these people become honorary Floridians.
« on: May 28, 2013, 03:33:56 pm »
A couple of my friends made the short jaunt to Scottsdale to take pictures outside of that place. I'd probably go just to walk out on the bill, but tip the waitress accordingly. Oh, that fucker is banned from like Germany and France or something (France is definite, and it was either Germany or Italy or something. Can't remember) for his drug dealing days.
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Random lnsanity / Re: I vote these people become honorary Floridians.
« on: May 24, 2013, 06:40:07 pm »
Pretty sure they just wanted the exposure. Plus, that guy is in danger of being deported because he was a drug dealer in Europe or something and didn't disclose that on his immigrant paperwork.
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Random lnsanity / Re: I vote these people become honorary Floridians.
« on: May 24, 2013, 05:31:52 pm »
I'm half tempted to go there and apply to take over for them so that company doesn't suck. I'll only ask a modest $40k a year for the job. That's how much I was getting as a 4th at In-N-Out, so I don't think that's unreasonable.
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Random lnsanity / Re: So...I'm thinking of retiring out of retirement...
« on: May 24, 2013, 02:08:12 pm »
0 infra, 100k land.
Do it.
Do it.
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Random lnsanity / Re: I have done something a lot of people thought unthinkable...
« on: May 08, 2013, 08:09:03 pm »
You know you like it when the tickle machine starts, Reoga.
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Random lnsanity / Re: I have done something a lot of people thought unthinkable...
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:21:45 pm »
Why would you do such a thing?!
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Random lnsanity / Humble Double-Fine Bundle.
« on: May 08, 2013, 06:29:29 am »
Seems legit.
Costume Quest
Psychonauts
Stacking
Brutal Legend (Currently $8.)
Broken Age ($35)
T-Shirt ($75).
Costume Quest
Psychonauts
Stacking
Brutal Legend (Currently $8.)
Broken Age ($35)
T-Shirt ($75).
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Random lnsanity / Re: I am moving in.
« on: May 07, 2013, 07:20:51 pm »
Might want to be a little more realistic, especially since she went off on someone about it already recently.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Hey, kids! How's your life insurance?
« on: May 04, 2013, 04:11:43 am »
Agreed.
"I tried to stop him, but he said, and pardon my French, no offense..."
"None taken."
"'Fuck the Police,' and tilted every painting he passed on the way here."
"I tried to stop him, but he said, and pardon my French, no offense..."
"None taken."
"'Fuck the Police,' and tilted every painting he passed on the way here."
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Random lnsanity / Re: Nailed it.
« on: April 29, 2013, 05:00:47 pm »Have you ever thought of "scaring" the ducks away with a shotgun blast of birdshot? It's surprisingly effective. And tasty. Effective and tasty.
Don't have a shotgun, and I'm not really keen on the idea of shooting in my pool. Besides, takes more skill to nail one in the head.
Projectiles like oxets and shot lose velocity very quickly in water.
Number one, I'm a terrible shot. Number two, it was by an edge of the pool. They weren't scared by people, so going to that side would make no difference. They haven't been back since the incident (that we know of).
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Random lnsanity / Re: Your epic fail of the day.
« on: April 25, 2013, 12:47:05 am »
I stick to using the machines for hack squats now. The way I've been doing it is a set of 8-12 and set of 10 jump squats, no rest between those, and right back into hacks blah blah three times.
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