I'm not saying that I have done any of this or that you should do any of this.
The following are things that I would do IF there was no system of laws, and since we have a system of laws which prosecute people who do these things or even talk about doing these things I reccomend AGAINST doing them.

buy 2 or 3 dozen eggs
let the eggs sit in the sun for 2-3 weeks (this makes it look like its not you too, because there is some time between the incidents)
follow the target home
wait until 2 or 3 in the morning and egg his front yard (if you egg cars with rotten eggs, it will PERMANENTLY affect the paint THINK before you ACT)

or

put superglue into his locker lock or all around the combination thingy (dont get caught)
superglue into his parents car door locks
basically superglue is cool
gorilla glue works better for keyhole locks because it expands as it dries

or

make a fake pamphlet that accuses him of raping some chick from another school and distribute it without getting caught (best to find other people who don't know you to distribute them for you, bums work really well, especially if you need them to tresspass, say at 3 or 4 in the morning and get the pamphlets into piles around the school - if you use bums, be prepared to buy them cheap vodka)

or

photoshop pictures of the person in gay sex, host it on a fake name from inside an internet cafe that you dont have to register for with valid ID, and distribute it by writing the url in bathroom stalls
bathroom stalls are an effective means of distribution for various other operations as well
you should always use an internet cafe under a fake name to upload and host illegal or slanderous content

or

find a weed dealer whos plants were fertilized
obtain a large amount of pot seedlings
scatter seeds onto his property

or

research and contact various religious organizations which are rude and pushy and give his name and address to all of them and tell them that this is your friend and how you pray for him to see the light (of that particular organization).  Likely as not, they will sometimes even set up special trips to go visit the person.  this works especially well with jehovas witnesses and mormans

Hey, that is a great 80's song. The singer was a "One Hit Wonder" though.

Now I must download it...damn you!

Wow, you just *seriously* dated yourself lol.

You don't LOOK that old!!   hahahahahahahahaha
Can I make you a mix tape baby?

LoLzOr

*perc waddles back into the shadows*

I am officially ending the hijack of this thread and reinstating the topic:

Me and my ego.

If there is anything more important than my ego around here I want it shot and served as dessert.  Now.

actually, I really don't mind, seeing as I have a moderately large vocabulary. I have decent control of grammar...I just prefer not to use a lot of big words so people always understand me. and I have not read 1984, but I have read about it.

It's a must read.  One of the major themes is how 'the party' (ruling government class) attempts to control thoughts by restricting language.

I was going to get into WoW then I realized my computer didnt have enough RAM. But with all this talk it sounds super confusing so when I get a new comp I might not even play.

Probably a good decision.

Nuh uhh, YOU'RE the moron!!

waa

Your kung fu is le3t!  My style is w3ak!  I hat3 you!

Gosh I wish I could be cool like you pietard.

There's just a couple of us who will defend this to the death

*looks around*
*listens to crickets*
Who?  

and others who just don't like it when someone uses lots of really high-sounding language in a forum

As is stoned sounding or high and mighty sounding?  The first option is not really applicable, I have the best command of english grammar evident in this place.  The latter option begs the question: "why not?"  Should we not strive to better our forms of communication?  Or is it doubleplus ungood to try and describe things lucidly?  Comrade?  Have you read 1984?

I like real time debates tyvm!

You are welcome to come out to cali and visit me