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Random lnsanity / o_o
« on: August 10, 2009, 07:14:20 pm »
Hilarious.
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Quote from: SkulrykWho is Chris Hansen??Quote from: Arsenal 10Religion = the ultimate cock-block
You are mistaken sir.
Chris Hansen is the ultimate cock-block.
My guys want what I tell them to want
Quote from: Vice ManQuote from: SkulrykThough, if you want to learn the dangers of long-distance relationships, I can easily relate back to you my personal experiences with the boy who I discovered was a bondage furry who liked feet and being peed on, and the 23 year-old I actually MET UP WITH at Anime Boston '09 after 8 months online only to discover he was a creep in real-life that enjoyed fingering my Indian bread in the food court while slowly attempting to grab my penile gland with his free hand. Not to mention he openly admitted to wanting to be dominated by a Pikachu. Both seemed like entirely normal people when I first clicked on their contact info online.
Uh?
Yuh.
My mom got me a dog as a surprise when I was 10. She picked it up Friday while I was away for the weekend. I arrived home Sunday. She then suprised me by announcing we'd gotten a puppy. Then she told me about how they returned it earlier that day because it cried while they tried to sleep and because everyone was allergic to it.
Then she showed me the pictures of them playing with it.
That was the closest I ever came to having a pet. :/