My account on the CN forums has been suspended and I don't know why could some one contact some one called "Serverus Snape" and find out why my account was suspended?

I just got laid. Who can I thank?

Not me.

Well i'm not to blame for any of this..though ES should feel like around 47 swords are preiceing him right now.

Hello I have found a way to make a vodoo doll thanks to some online sources here's the instructions.

1. Form a cross by binding two sticks with yarn.
2. Wrap cotton around the longer stick and cover the body with a 14“x2˝“ cloth poncho—for revenge, make everything black.
3. Leave a hole in the middle for the head and cinch the ensemble with more yarn.
4. Fashion a head out of a 3˝“x2“ piece of cloth, then draw a face or tack on a photo.


please note I do not follow the vodoo religon..I just have a really annoying brother and useing a vodoo doll on him seemend like a fun thing to do..sadly I haven't had much sucess.

\m/ >_< \m/ ROCK ON

we only had to disband cause NpO gave us the shittiest surrender terms ever.

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08:15.40] <|Jason8|> If I can ask, what will it cost \m/ to continue to exist as an alliance?
[08:18.14] <~sponge_afk> You have to disband to minimum military forever, including improvements, and become an eternal tech farm for Polaris.
[08:18.28] <~sponge_afk> With an appointed Polar Viceroy.
[08:19.08] <|Jason8|> You're kidding, right?
[08:19.37] <~sponge_afk> Not in the slightest.
[08:21.00] <|Jason8|> Got anything else?
[08:21.51] <~sponge_afk> A personal apology to every single member of the New Polar Order, each individually written and apropriately personalized.
[08:22.08] <|Jason8|> ...
[08:28.04] <|Jason8|> You cannot expect me to accept either of those.
[08:34.07] <~sponge_afk> Did you really think when it came down to it I would be at all charitable?
[08:34.38] <|Jason8|> Oh hell no.
[08:34.53] <|Jason8|> I just thought you might let us exist.
[08:36.11] <~sponge_afk> I will under the terms offered above.
[08:36.32] <|Jason8|> I guess this is over, then.
[08:36.43] <~sponge_afk> Yes, it is.

Sponge MUST BURN!!!!! (Goes to make a Sponge vodoo doll)

I really hope that Vodoo stuff works.

"The reamaning UJPers I think knew they were doomed. But where anthour group would surrender to despair, The UJPers fought back with even greater strength. They made the Justice League fight for every inch of land. In my life I  have never seen anything like it. They would weep, They would pray, They would say good bye to their loved ones. Then throw them selves without fear or hestation at the very face of death itself. Never Surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable could help but be moved to tears by their courge. their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of planes, they used guns, when they ran out of guns, they used Knifes and sticks and bear hands. They were magnifcient. I only hope that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes at the end. They did this for (Insert amount of time here) . They never ran out of courge...but in the end they ran out of time."-Dark Tyrant at the end of the Unjust war on (Insert day here).


Obviusly when the Unjust war ends the gaps in this will filled in.