I'm cracking into my dad's beer fridge, since he seems to need help cleaning it out. Allow me to back up a bit to explain why he has too much.

My dad used to brew beer. He was one of those guys who would actually send his beer into Homebrew Association contests. He won. A lot. And each time he won, they sent him some beer for free. Beer he doesn't like. So I'm going to review one of the different beers he got.

Beer: Genesee Cream Ale.
Smell: It smells like your typical cheap beer. If you told me this was Bud or Miller lite, I'd believe you until I tasted it.
Taste: It's more flavorful than the smell hints at. It's quite smooth. It seems to me to have everything I want in a beer in balance, but it's just an average beer.

Final thoughts: Basically, if you're looking for a good, smooth beer, this is a pretty good beer. It's very light and flavorful. I'm only giving this a 7/10, though, because it just tastes average. This isn't something that I'd go out of my way to buy.

So I came home from the ASU/USC game (which was absolutely awesome to watch since I was drunk), there were flowers on my doorstep. Then I remembered something I was going to do a while ago.

You see, when things were going badly between my ex and I, I thought of burritos some flowers on her doorstep. Never did. But when I got home, I thought, "Hey, maybe for shits and giggles, I should do it anyway." And then I had another stroke of genius. I thought that I'd leave a card with it that said "Charmander" as the person it's to, and then just inside the card write "Char, char! Charmander Char!" throughout the entirety of the card.

Bad idea, or extremely bad idea? By the way, she still talks to me, so it might be good for a laugh.

Hmm...remasking time, eh?

I have come to be judged

Where the HELL have you been?!

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>_>
I'll take a rating if you want, C-Zom.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we miss Electric Mango. <_<

Also, hi. =D

NS wise, I remember you.

Which is why he has a loss on his record. That's like saying no one can beat Anderson Silva...and I'd be more inclined to believe that no one can beat Silva. Brock Lesnar's problem is what Frank Mir exploited when he made Lesnar tap out in less than two minutes: He rushes it. Sure, he's gotten better since then, but Brock can't effectively use his strength.

Also, I'd lol if they agreed to fight at a 300 pound catchweight.

Edit: I'd also like to point out that Shane Carwin has the biggest hands in all of MMA. If Brock Lesnar's hands are lunchboxes, Carwin's are toolboxes.

You're back? And you're not on the Orange team?

What is this, your third alliance since you left a couple of months ago? o_O