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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 07, 2009, 11:03:16 pm »
It's called "Google." It works wonders really. >_>
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 07, 2009, 10:45:40 pm »Quote from: Arsenal 10
Religion = the ultimate cock-block
You are mistaken sir.
Chris Hansen is the ultimate cock-block.
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 05, 2009, 08:55:11 pm »
I, thankfully, need never worry about that.
Though I DO enjoy wandering through public stores/boutiques with a female friend and loudly discussing how I "got her pregnant."
Usually it culminates with her shouting loudly "It's MY uterus and I'LL decide whether or not to keep it!!!" while she runs out of the store. OMFG the customer's reactions are priceless.
Though I suppose a similar scare for me was when a sexual partner I met and hooked up with at AB09 told me post-sex that they were HIV positive... I started friggin' crying. And they just laughed and informed me it was a joke. First and LAST time I go in without a rubber.
Though I DO enjoy wandering through public stores/boutiques with a female friend and loudly discussing how I "got her pregnant."
Usually it culminates with her shouting loudly "It's MY uterus and I'LL decide whether or not to keep it!!!" while she runs out of the store. OMFG the customer's reactions are priceless.
Though I suppose a similar scare for me was when a sexual partner I met and hooked up with at AB09 told me post-sex that they were HIV positive... I started friggin' crying. And they just laughed and informed me it was a joke. First and LAST time I go in without a rubber.
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Random lnsanity / RIAdio listener intervention
« on: August 05, 2009, 01:23:29 pm »
You should like... do it again.
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 05, 2009, 01:17:37 pm »
CUT ALL TIES.
And remember: Pining is baaaaaad. I pined for a while over someone once. Gave myself an ulcer and lost nearly 30 lbs. Not to mention the mental issues associated from the depression that caused me to randomly lash out at others. It wasn't a good time. >_>
Then I forced myself to learn to hate the object of my desires, and took some Prevacid to heal the ulcer. I'm much happier and healthier as a result.
So remember: Don't trust a ho...
And remember: Pining is baaaaaad. I pined for a while over someone once. Gave myself an ulcer and lost nearly 30 lbs. Not to mention the mental issues associated from the depression that caused me to randomly lash out at others. It wasn't a good time. >_>
Then I forced myself to learn to hate the object of my desires, and took some Prevacid to heal the ulcer. I'm much happier and healthier as a result.
So remember: Don't trust a ho...
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 05, 2009, 08:44:31 am »
So now block her and force yourself to think of all her negative aspects so you can train yourself to hate her. Duh. >_>
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 04, 2009, 09:52:44 am »Quote from: BongoShan
Quote from: SkulrykQuote from: Vice ManQuote from: SkulrykThough, if you want to learn the dangers of long-distance relationships, I can easily relate back to you my personal experiences with the boy who I discovered was a bondage furry who liked feet and being peed on, and the 23 year-old I actually MET UP WITH at Anime Boston '09 after 8 months online only to discover he was a creep in real-life that enjoyed fingering my Indian bread in the food court while slowly attempting to grab my penile gland with his free hand. Not to mention he openly admitted to wanting to be dominated by a Pikachu. Both seemed like entirely normal people when I first clicked on their contact info online.
Uh?
Yuh.
Nuh!
Fo sho'. v_v
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 04, 2009, 08:15:00 am »Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: SkulrykThough, if you want to learn the dangers of long-distance relationships, I can easily relate back to you my personal experiences with the boy who I discovered was a bondage furry who liked feet and being peed on, and the 23 year-old I actually MET UP WITH at Anime Boston '09 after 8 months online only to discover he was a creep in real-life that enjoyed fingering my Indian bread in the food court while slowly attempting to grab my penile gland with his free hand. Not to mention he openly admitted to wanting to be dominated by a Pikachu. Both seemed like entirely normal people when I first clicked on their contact info online.
Uh?
Yuh.
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Random lnsanity / I HAS NEW PUPPY
« on: August 04, 2009, 12:30:55 am »
My mom got me a dog as a surprise when I was 10. She picked it up Friday while I was away for the weekend. I arrived home Sunday. She then suprised me by announcing we'd gotten a puppy. Then she told me about how they returned it earlier that day because it cried while they tried to sleep and because everyone was allergic to it.
Then she showed me the pictures of them playing with it.
That was the closest I ever came to having a pet. :/
Then she showed me the pictures of them playing with it.
That was the closest I ever came to having a pet. :/
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Random lnsanity / She loves me. . .
« on: August 04, 2009, 12:24:02 am »
Easiest method: Via IM or e-mail, begin with "I have ... Well ... A rather akward question to ask..."
Wait for a response of "Ok," "?," or the like.
Then simply ask if she feels the same about you as you do for her.
If she replies positively, then enjoy the cyber-smex.
If she replies negatively but sympathetically, a simple "Oh, ok. So how 'bout them -insert generic masculine thingy here- ?" will make things normal.
If things turn uncomfortably negative though... Block her on every method of communication she might employ. Since it's long-distance, you never have to fret about embarrisingly seeing her again.
Though, if you want to learn the dangers of long-distance relationships, I can easily relate back to you my personal experiences with the boy who I discovered was a bondage furry who liked feet and being peed on, and the 23 year-old I actually MET UP WITH at Anime Boston '09 after 8 months online only to discover he was a creep in real-life that enjoyed fingering my Indian bread in the food court while slowly attempting to grab my penile gland with his free hand. Not to mention he openly admitted to wanting to be dominated by a Pikachu. Both seemed like entirely normal people when I first clicked on their contact info online.
I've since discovered that close-distance relationships are much more fulfilling and smexy.
Wait for a response of "Ok," "?," or the like.
Then simply ask if she feels the same about you as you do for her.
If she replies positively, then enjoy the cyber-smex.
If she replies negatively but sympathetically, a simple "Oh, ok. So how 'bout them -insert generic masculine thingy here- ?" will make things normal.
If things turn uncomfortably negative though... Block her on every method of communication she might employ. Since it's long-distance, you never have to fret about embarrisingly seeing her again.
Though, if you want to learn the dangers of long-distance relationships, I can easily relate back to you my personal experiences with the boy who I discovered was a bondage furry who liked feet and being peed on, and the 23 year-old I actually MET UP WITH at Anime Boston '09 after 8 months online only to discover he was a creep in real-life that enjoyed fingering my Indian bread in the food court while slowly attempting to grab my penile gland with his free hand. Not to mention he openly admitted to wanting to be dominated by a Pikachu. Both seemed like entirely normal people when I first clicked on their contact info online.
I've since discovered that close-distance relationships are much more fulfilling and smexy.
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Random lnsanity / *peeks around*
« on: July 31, 2009, 01:05:10 am »
Ho noes! Shotguns aren't for shooting faces! ... Unless you're Santa. He shoots little boys in the face. But they had it coming. >_>
But would FREE HUGZ lessen teh worriez? Cuz I give those...
And free beer.
But would FREE HUGZ lessen teh worriez? Cuz I give those...
And free beer.
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Random lnsanity / A game I can't remember
« on: July 30, 2009, 11:03:59 pm »
My recommendation: Go to wikipedia and check out the list of N64 games. Peruse (modern sense) all articles, and google article deficient games that sound vaguely familiar.
That's how I found out the game I once rented years ago at Blockbuster was Quest64. PLUS, I discovered there was an Ogre Battle game on the N64. SUCCESS!
That's how I found out the game I once rented years ago at Blockbuster was Quest64. PLUS, I discovered there was an Ogre Battle game on the N64. SUCCESS!
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Random lnsanity / *peeks around*
« on: July 30, 2009, 10:58:20 pm »Quote from: Janquel
Quote from: Skulryk*gets shotgun*Whatcha gonna do with that?
Shoot evil demon birdies. And LLAMAS CORRUPTED BY SANTA. You should join me!
Did you think I was gonna shoot you? So sad...
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Random lnsanity / If you're reading this, you're stupid.
« on: July 29, 2009, 02:44:51 pm »
If you're reading this, then by golly you're about to experience an aggravated sexual assault!
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Random lnsanity / AHHHHHHHHHH PLAYGU
« on: July 29, 2009, 10:28:33 am »
Homeless people ALSO can just pee in gutters, cuz they have no toilets.
My goal in life though is to find a homeless man publicy fapfapfap-ing so I can take pictures and anonymously send them to my neighbors.
My goal in life though is to find a homeless man publicy fapfapfap-ing so I can take pictures and anonymously send them to my neighbors.
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Random lnsanity / BTW
« on: July 29, 2009, 10:24:10 am »
FUCKKKKKKK... That makes Winston Churchill a carrot. >_>
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Random lnsanity / BTW
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:17:40 am »
But... I'm not dead yet.
I DID just win the anti-game though.
I DID just win the anti-game though.
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Random lnsanity / Macbook Pro or Lenovo ThinkPad
« on: July 26, 2009, 09:57:23 am »
Go for ANYTHING but the Mac. Macs are pricey, close-sourced machines of evil that's only redeeming factor is that there are few viruses for 'em cuz nobody uses 'em.
You should grab the Lenovo and run a Gentoo installation on it (dual-booting to Windows if ABSOLUTELY nessecary...).
One of the things I love about my university: They have their own customized Linux distro free for any students interested.
You should grab the Lenovo and run a Gentoo installation on it (dual-booting to Windows if ABSOLUTELY nessecary...).
One of the things I love about my university: They have their own customized Linux distro free for any students interested.
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