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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 22, 2010, 06:39:23 pm »
Granted, I'm not sure what you mean by ppl so just for the hell of it and for the sake of continuing this insanity,
I'm going to assume that in this case ppl stands for "private pilot license " LOL
So you get your ppl and on your first flight you fly into power lines and explode in a fire ball of death!.  


                I wish I would win the lottery for millions upon millions of dollars!  


802
Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: February 20, 2010, 02:25:35 pm »
homo!

803
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 20, 2010, 12:20:38 pm »
Granted, you receive the sex change operation you wished for.  

   I wish that gasoline for automobiles was free!





                                      " send the tech I got it right!"  lol

804
Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: February 19, 2010, 04:10:11 pm »
blower!

805
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 19, 2010, 01:00:20 am »
Granted,you can eat meat during lent, but you've gone mad and the only meat you crave eating is live wild ostrich so you travel to africa and arabia to try and catch one of these very large swift-footed flightless birds but you fail miserably and die of dehydration running after an ostrich in blistering arabian sun!    


          I wish that taxi cabs would be free of charge for intoxicated people

806
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 16, 2010, 12:17:57 pm »
Granted, but when you take them prisoner they eat all your ice cream.


   I wish the tech farm would start up again.

807
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 13, 2010, 01:09:12 pm »
Granted, you have the best air force known to man....but your nation has run out of fuel so all your planes are grounded and the worse nation known to man with the worse air force ever does a bombing raid on your entire air force and they are all deystroyed on the ground.



                    I wish I had a flying saucer with a european sounding siren on it!--wee oooh!  wee oooh! wee oooh!

808
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 13, 2010, 01:03:36 am »
first LOL!
Then granted, but after your successful tuck and role maneuver you stand up dust yourself off and say "my God that was close"! then you realize you've split the seat of your pants, and as you try to scurry out of sight a large truck with no brakes comes careening around the corner and hits you dead on. And you and the truck go over the ten story cliff and explode in a giant fire ball! The truck miraculously lives, but as fate would have it you die.



     I wish I  knew what came first the chicken or the egg!?!

809
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 12, 2010, 12:31:13 pm »
Granted, but it turns out that it's an IQ of minus -6969, and you no longer know what an IQ is.  



                   I wish I had chauffeur and  a brand knew limousine to drive me anywhere I wanted to go at anytime
                   for free.

810
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 11, 2010, 10:33:32 pm »
Granted, now your dog decides to bite you every time instead of barking.


   I wish everyone owned their own 10 acres of land anywhere in the world they wanted.

811
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 09, 2010, 01:59:43 pm »
Granted, It becomes extremely fast... but then you close it and
             it seals shut and you can never get it open again.      
             
             
         
              I wish politicians weren't corrupt!

812
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 08, 2010, 12:57:52 am »
Granted , but the next page you read has a total of 85 trillion words on it.


                    I wish I could speed read

813
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 05, 2010, 07:24:06 pm »
Granted, buy a private island and start your own country and then you can have diplomatic immunity in the US..but your plane crashes on your first diplomatic trip to the US and you die.

    I wish I had diplomatic insanity world wide!   :

814
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 04, 2010, 08:27:16 pm »
Granted, but right after the wood chuck tells you how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, it turns ravenous and gnaws through your neck and you die!

  I  wish that I could think of an uncorruptable wish

815
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 04, 2010, 08:15:18 pm »
Granted, your headache goes away but it leaves you blind.


          I wish could be invisible when ever I wanted to be    

816
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 04, 2010, 11:52:32 am »
Granted!, you will make a start into the study of the classes of words,their inflections,and their functions and relations in the sentence.  And you shall become a grammar expert in your chosen language  as a result of the relentless pursuit of your study. Now that your knowledge of grammar is far superior to the rest of the world you become so frustrated at everyone who is butchering and misusing proper grammar that you take a vow of silence and refuse to communicate ever again.  


        I wish for increased wisdom!

817
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 03, 2010, 09:20:52 pm »
lol  
 
granted,  Ice cream returns from wherever it vanished to ....but!... and this may be blasphemy to you. You no longer like ice cream! (gasp!) and you abhor giving it away!


    I wish i had a picture of the best ice cream ever!

818
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 03, 2010, 05:05:20 pm »
granted, but now you are a Mexican living in Haiti who is allergic to all the ingredients that go into making nachos.    




                   I wish  that i could understand,write and speak fluently every language known to man

819
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 02, 2010, 10:37:25 pm »
Granted, but it turns out you are highly allergic to nachos and can't eat them.


                       I wish you all the best!

820
Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: February 02, 2010, 01:13:49 am »
granted but first you have to explain this joke - why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
                                                answere - to get to the same side.



                                        I wish all the ice cream in the world vanishes without a trace.
                                                             

                                                                 

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