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Random lnsanity / funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
« on: February 01, 2010, 05:51:35 pm »
Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen,and then say,
what should be the reward of such sacrifices?
If ye love wealth better than liberty,
the tranquility of servitude more than the animated contest of freedom,
go from us in peace.
We ask not your counsels or arms.
crouch down and lick the hands wich feed you.
may your chains sit lightly upon you,
and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

                               

                                               Samuel Adams

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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: January 31, 2010, 06:55:34 pm »
lol

granted, but you are executed for your political views.



   I wish travelling anywhere in the world was free

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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: January 31, 2010, 04:30:39 pm »
granted but rip torn becomes a miserable recluse and drinks himself to death.
 

    I wish I had a credit card with no limit, fees, or bill ever.

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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: January 31, 2010, 12:31:40 pm »
granted but your band is culture club and your boy george!



   i wish i had x-ray vision

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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: January 29, 2010, 04:36:04 pm »
granted but it happens to be reverse day so your wish is ungranted.



            I wish money would come out of my monitor like an atm except it was free

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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: January 29, 2010, 01:00:56 pm »
granted but you are an earthborn citezen who left his citezen papers at home and went out and was stopped by the authorities who believe you are a colonist of one of earth's extrasolar colonies so they send you to one,only to find out there that they believe you are a spacer so they luanch you in a pod to the space station they believe you came from but they accidentally program in the wrong coordinance and you miss the station by 2 light years and you are lost in space forever!  


                  I wish I could teleport myself anywhere anytime

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Random lnsanity / The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation
« on: January 28, 2010, 09:24:30 pm »
granted but cupcakes have been universally outlawed and the punishment for being grand master is being exiled to a deserted island with misfit cupcakes.


i wish someone would give me a billion dollars!

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Random lnsanity / funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
« on: January 26, 2010, 07:09:21 pm »
honesty is the best policy.
But insanity is a better defense,
War doesn't determine who's right,
War determines who's left.
   
    So fight on brave cacti! or cactuses!  or cactuarians! or cactuarites! or...... just every day cactus!
     
    ok any of a large family of drought - resistant flowering plants with succulent stems and with leaves
    replaced by scales or prickles. --------if you fall anywhere near to or within that group    FIGHT ON!

829
Random lnsanity / funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
« on: January 26, 2010, 02:48:52 pm »
ok heres a new quote

         
If harry potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eye sight and get laid,
a teenage lad shouldn't need a broomstick to cling onto.

                                                                   frankie boyle

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Random lnsanity / funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
« on: January 25, 2010, 02:14:47 pm »
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!  

831
Random lnsanity / WTF!!!!
« on: January 22, 2010, 12:35:37 am »
Snow in the desert!  Thats global warming for you just ask al gore?#$!

832
Random lnsanity / Word Association
« on: January 18, 2010, 11:43:12 am »
Quote from: gangs20003
Apparel

A banana hammock  / aka-   male g-string underwear

833
Random lnsanity / what y'all call youre soft drinks?
« on: October 13, 2009, 10:11:30 pm »
you mean tonic?  

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