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Random lnsanity / Yeah, I was looking for some butthash, got any?
« on: November 06, 2007, 12:24:42 am »
2 guys are at the top of one of the really tall towers in kuala lumpur, in a bar having a few beers, and step onto a balcony to have a cigarette.
the 1st guy says to the 2nd
1st: i bet i can jump off his building stop 3 cm of the ground and come back up like in never happened
2nd: dude you cant be drunk already....
they go back inside for another round of beers,and step onto a balcony to have a cigarette.
the 1st guy says to the 2nd
1st: i bet i can jump off his building stop 3 cm of the ground and come back up like in never happened
2nd: you are stupid arent you...
they go back inside for another round of beers,and step onto a balcony to have a cigarette.
the 1st guy says to the 2nd
1st: i bet i can jump off his building stop 3 cm of the ground and come back up like in never happened
2nd: i dont even care any more just jump and get it over with (i hope it doesnt work)

the 1st guy jumps, falls, falls .... stops 3cm from the ground and comes straight back up like it never happened
2nd guy: how did ja do that?!!!

1st: you just gotta believe, why dont you give it a try

2nd guy: i believe, jumps, i believe , falls , i believe


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st guy walks back into the bar and asks the bartender for the tab
bartender says: fuck you are an asshole, superman

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