I am Kaizer, ambassador from the Viridian Entente. To the Viridians I am known as the Killmaster. To the rest of CN I am known as Sean Connery. To my parents I am known as "you" and to my roommates I am known as Sven. To my cat I am known as The Great Satan, because my cat despises me and any and all humans it comes in contact with.
Let me tell you a little about myself. My nation of Carmarthen is a happy lot of maniacal Welshmen hell-bent on taking over England and colonizing it with sheep, and then spending our Holidays over there so the English can SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT FOR A CHANGE.
Lord Feltwether, future Viceroy of England
Now let me introduce you to my Prime Minister Malcolm Tucker, who is
(sometimes he gets a little too happy, we apologize.)
I look forward to being around you all. Viridians are happening people, and this is a happening place, so we're going to get along like egg whites and superglue, I reckon.