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« on: January 13, 2012, 07:47:29 am »
i will take the money and invest it in a box of tampons. I will then have change and be the #1 expert on tampons
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« on: January 04, 2008, 12:06:44 pm »
don't say my name in vein
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« on: October 24, 2007, 05:28:11 pm »
there you happy? we threw him in a box
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« on: October 20, 2007, 12:18:44 am »
=-= Mode #RIA +v KaiserMartens by Cpt[GOD]zilla
* KaiserMartens drops from a plane.
<KaiserMartens> Hai.
<Joker55> Hello everybody
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> Y HELO THAR, SIR?
<Joker55> KaiserMartens? Unexpected o_O
<KaiserMartens> I have come to take your blood.
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
<KaiserMartens> Shaky.
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> WELL THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED
<KaiserMartens> Those pesky 6 inch AA cannons keep trying to hit us.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Hi KM
<Joker55> Anyway, about this blood, I just donated...maybe some other time?
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you're lucky ria didn't pull out their cp
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> i heard that thing was a good 12 incher
<KaiserMartens> cp?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> What?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Chaos poet
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> captain planet
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> both of those
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> both of them have 12 inch cocks >_>
<KaiserMartens> captain planet, lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Three each
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> XD
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> both of them have a 12 incher?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Both of them have three 12 inchers
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> <_<
<KaiserMartens> I don't think we're talking about the same thing <_<
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Anyway XD whats up KaiseR?
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> <_<
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> well you were talking about 6 in cannons
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kaiser ToA nao!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> <_<
<Joker55> Well, we are talking about "guns"...
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<Cpt[GOD]zilla> and i said they might bring out their CP (captain planet)
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> which
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> well.. this guy's cock won the election to be CP
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD Kenny
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> That crazy bastard
<Joker55> Yeah. We elected a real dick to be our Captain Planet.
<KaiserMartens> ToA...ToA...you mean Treaty of Autodestruction? : D
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD Kenny's cock is the right
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> so i decided to mix it in with inches.. they might pull out their cp (12 in)
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh noes you found out our secret plan!
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> from the look at it
<KaiserMartens> lol
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> it could probably shoot cannonballs
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I was thinking penises for some reason
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> or AA flak
<KaiserMartens> You and penises <_<
* KaiserMartens shakes his head.
* crazyisraelie[RIA] goes to sit in the corner
<KaiserMartens> Bad boy.
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> yup
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you're here a day late kaiser
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> GET OFF ME! I am gay pervert 15 year old boy!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> What else do you expect!
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> last night we were having a discussion
<Joker55> Cannonballs and flak coming out through your, uh, how do I say it delicately, dickhole would be unimaginably painful no matter how big your penis was >_<
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> an intellectual discusssion
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> about who knows hell what
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD that turned gay
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> but it was intellectual
<KaiserMartens> lol
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> for about an hour
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Every conversation in the RIA channel has to turn gay
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> then turned gay
<KaiserMartens> I think you mean urethra.
<KaiserMartens> Is that an official rule, CI? lol
<Joker55> Urethra is correct, but it just doesn't have the same zazz.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> and by gay Kaiser I mean like true male-male gay sex discussion
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> YES it is
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> <_<
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> not an official rule
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> more
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Wait no
<KaiserMartens> Shit. >_>
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> one of those unwritten rules of #RIA
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> The official rule is to have a fanged anus
<Joker55> The official rule is that every coversation in the RIA channel CI is involved in has to turn gay >_>
<KaiserMartens> And I thought I could remain in my closet for a while longer : /
<KaiserMartens> you and your rules.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> [00:45] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> The official rule is to have a fanged anus
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Ask Vintus about that one!
=-= Joker55 is now known as Joker55[RIA]
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> its in the unwritten guidelines of #RIA
* crazyisraelie[RIA] buttsecks KaiserMartens
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> nothings official
<KaiserMartens> Sorry, too small <_<
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> por example
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh lawd >_> Damnit!
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you always discriminate against the jew
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> WHY DAMNIT WHY!
<KaiserMartens> Its not against the jew...
<KaiserMartens> its against the gay, crazy, random jew : D
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> believe me
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> you just leave it at jew.. and it catches the whole heard
<KaiserMartens> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I pretty much hit like three minority groups right there
<KaiserMartens> hahahaha
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh yeah and I am Russian >_>
<Joker55[RIA]> Now, if he was FuhrerMartens, it'd be off to the gas chambers! *cough* Too sensitive? <_<; ;>_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Almost full blooded Russian too >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ...
<KaiserMartens> So wait
=-= Joker55[RIA] was booted from #ria by crazyisraelie[RIA] (MOTHERFUCKER!)
<KaiserMartens> you're a jewish gay crazy slav communist.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I am not a communist
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I hate communism
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<KaiserMartens> It doesn't matters. Communism loves you.
<KaiserMartens> Kinda like jesus
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> My family left Russian during the last Czar Regime
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> So sorry
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Not communist
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> 1904
=-= Mode #RIA +v Joker55[RIA] by crazyisraelie[RIA]
=-= Joker55[RIA] is now known as Joker55
<Joker55> >_> Sorry if I offended anybody
<KaiserMartens> They stole your family's jew gold? (South park reference >_>)
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> THe fake Jew gold yes
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> but not the real stuff
<KaiserMartens> lol
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> coming from a guy named Kaiser Martens...
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Its somewhere up my ass somewhere >_>
<KaiserMartens> ....
<KaiserMartens> Are you trying to tempt me to look for it?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh god that was great
<KaiserMartens> #RIA is great. Only channel in which I can be politically incorrect and its okay >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Well not to politically incorrect
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> but as long as at least everyone is offended equally
<Joker55> Are we really the only one? I hope not D:
<KaiserMartens> Feel free to offend me then, lol.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> We are the only cool one!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Hmm let see
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Arent you brazilian?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Wait Agentian?
<KaiserMartens> Argentina.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Damnit I could say mexican
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> but that wouldnt work right
<KaiserMartens> Mexico, lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> To far apart
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Damnit Kaiser!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> YOU RUIN EVERYTHING FUN
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> YOUR THE REASON WE CANT have nice things!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Now go take over Norway already
<KaiserMartens> I did. Norway just hasn't realized it yet.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Stupid Norwaigns
<KaiserMartens> Don't make me speak in NoRsk
<KaiserMartens> like in that treaty
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh god no
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I would have to kill Joker then
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<Joker55> ..why me?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Because you fuck sheep
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> SHEEPFUCKER
<Joker55> Oh.
<Joker55> Just because I'm a percentage of Scots that I don't even know, I have to be a sheepfucker.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD I am Scottish too
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> and English
<Joker55> Uh huh, yeah, you say that now to minimize the damage. But I'm still highly offended.
* crazyisraelie[RIA] sucks it
<KaiserMartens> lol
<Joker55> Next thing you know you'll be making jokes about seven course Irish dinners and lederhosen to further mock my heritage.
<KaiserMartens> Ew, he sucked it.
<Joker55> A seven course Irish dinner, is, of course, a six pack and a baked potato.
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> 7 course irish dinners? Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_> I dont even know what "IT" is
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> oh, i was close, joket.
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<CaptainJuan[Fark]> *r
<Joker55> Close but no cigar
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kaiser I challenged Lanna to a I can give head better then you
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> contest?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> contest, but she still hasnt accepted iot
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> it*
<KaiserMartens> Hmm...
<KaiserMartens> I'll judge <_<
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD are you really willing to get your dick sucked by a guy?
<KaiserMartens> Don't get your hopes up..
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Awwww damnit! They were really high too!
* crazyisraelie[RIA] crys out
<KaiserMartens> lol
<Joker55> Do it through a glory hole. You can maintain "plausible deniability"
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD
<KaiserMartens> heh
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Hmmm I need to find a way to get a didlo >_>
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> ...
<KaiserMartens> ...<_<
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> steal your mom's
<KaiserMartens> to practice...orr....
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD >_>
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> here... me and kaiser will be judges
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Ummm >_> yeah both
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> we throw crazy in a bucket with a hole in the top
<KaiserMartens> I dont' want anything to do with a dildo though o_o
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> and throw lanna in a different bucket with a hole in the top
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> and like switch em around a stuff
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<Lanna> What do I have to do with this?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_tickler
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> then we flip coins on who had to put their dick into hole A
<Joker55> It'll be like the Pepsi challenge.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Lanna I challenge you to a Dick sucking contest
<Joker55> Except with cock sucking
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> and the loser puts theirs in hole B
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> To see who can give better head!
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> then after 10 minutes, we switch
<Lanna> Oh, gosh. lol
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> as in
<KaiserMartens> lol
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> i go to A then kaiser goes to B
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> ex
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> then we leace
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Do you accept Lanna?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> leave*
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Kaiser btw there is a RIA channel on Coldfront
<KaiserMartens> Hi Lanna.
<KaiserMartens> <_<
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> but Just me and a guy that doesnt even play CN
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> So this channel and server is better for the BUTTSECKS!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> LANNA! Do you accept?
* crazyisraelie[RIA] slaps Lanna with a rainbow trout
<Lanna> Heya, Kaiser... er, whoever you are?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> LANNA!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ANSWER MY CHALLENGE RESQUEST!
<Lanna> No... I can't accept. There's only one person I'll do stuff with. >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> DAMNIT!
* KaiserMartens snaps his fingers.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Well this proves I give better head
<KaiserMartens> I'm just some kraut : D
<Lanna> What's kraut?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> your too afriad to challenge me
<Lanna> >_<
<Lanna> I am not. lol
<KaiserMartens> lol
<KaiserMartens> Then prove it.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Then why dont you accept >_>
<Lanna> Azural, do I have permission?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> and be able to do this in three years
* Lanna pokes Azural
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> when I am legal >_>
<Lanna> Honey???
<Azural>
<Lanna> That's a no.
* Lanna huggles Azural
* Azural huggles Lanna
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> T_T Azuzuz is afraid I will win
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> <_<
<Azural> lol, I'm not.
<KaiserMartens> CI, you can just suck Azural too and he'll judge you
<KaiserMartens> lol
<Azural> No.
<Joker55> hahaha
<Lanna> No.
<Big_Z[GOD]> XD
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh lawd this is great
<KaiserMartens> Hahahah.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh shit someone just dropped a penny!
* crazyisraelie[RIA] jumps on penny
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> MINE!
<Joker55> I'M NOT HUMPING YOU
<Joker55> Er.
<Joker55> Oh.
<Joker55> You didn't bend over to get it.
<Joker55> I'm still not gonna hump you. >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Well I am already naked
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> so
* crazyisraelie[RIA] bends over
<KaiserMartens> ...
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Any takers?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<Lanna> Lane, go find Victor.
<Azural> lol
* Joker55 backs away slowly.
<Azural> He'll let you lick his balls.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD He would >_>
<Lanna> Or Vintus.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I wish my friend would come out of the closet already >_>
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I know he is gay! but he just doesnt admit it yet!
<Joker55> This chat has been so foul. >_>
<Azural> lol
<Azural> This is nothing.
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<Lanna> Even if he is gay, doesn't mean the only thing you focus on is sex.
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<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I know
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I would love to be in a relationship with him
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> He so smart and sweet >_>
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<Lanna> How cute.
<Joker55> Nothing? I don't want to know what tops 12 inch dicks shooting cannonballs and flak from their urethras.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Oh yeah he is!
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> XFD
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Someone has to save this and post it on the RIA boards
<Lanna> lol
<Azural> Why don't you do it?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Also you all just lost the game!
<Azural> Bastard.
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> ^_^
<Azural> v_v
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> Score three for the gay jew!
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« on: October 06, 2007, 10:19:32 pm »
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