RIA-USN Non-Agression Pact
Preamble:
This is a Non--Agression Pact (NAP) between the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and the United Sovereign Nations (USN). We do not want to smash each other to pieces with a rusty golf club. That is all.
Article I:
The signed alliances will not preform any acts of hostility or espionage towards each other. They also agree to not give any AIDS to a known enemy of the other.
Article II:
If a member of either alliance attacks a member of the other, then both alliances will resolve the matter diplomatically. Reparations will be paid by the aggressor at 2x the amount of damage done. Punishment will be decided by the aggressor nations alliance, in accordance with said alliance's laws.
Article III:
If one party wishes to cancel, they need to give at least 48 cookies to the other and an hour's worth of warning for each cookie. Failure to do so will make Cookie Monster very angry.
Article IV:
Florida
Article V:
Crunka's Mom
Postamble:
This document was signed in in good will and to increase and influence good relations between the RIA and USN
Signed, RIA:
Azural, Leader of the RIA
Flask, Co-Leader of the RIA
Moth, Head of Foreign Affairs
Shyox, ex-Leader of the RIA
Crazyisrealie, Economic Advisor
Delta1212, War Advisor
Signed, USN:
Marine91: Admin Council
Someone: Admin Council
OsamaEBW: Admin Council
Flyskate: High Council, Minister of Foerign Affairs