Spammiest Poem Evar

[Triskelli]

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   'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves,
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the boragroves,
And the mome-raths outgrabe.

   "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jub-jub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

   And so he took his vorpal blade in hand,
Long time the manxiome foe he sought;
So rested he by the tum-tum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

   But! As in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock! with eyes aflame;
Came wiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

   One, two! One, two! And thru and thru!
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with it's head,
He went galumphing back.

   "And, hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
O, come to my arms, my breamish boy!
What frabjous day! Calloo callah!"
He chortled in his joy.

   'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves,
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the boragroves,
And the mome-raths outgrabe.

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The poem is, of course, is The Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll.  This is one of my favorite poems, and a favorite of my late grandfather's.  I know the whole thing by heart, even down to the spelling.  (Hand-typed, you can double-check my spelling if you want).

Got a more spammy or random poem?  Feel free to try and top this one! ^_Q

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~Triskelli

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