Author Topic: My penis is on fire (Read 4049 times)

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2011, 03:15:43 am »

Quote from: Sinister Willow on April 10, 2011, 10:40:38 pm

try putting it in a bucket of ice.

You mean the post?

Snowbound Milk · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:39:30 pm »

I'm still just convinced you're blueballed. Go rub one out, Slug, we don't judge. Also, listen to this while you do it:


Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2011, 03:16:26 am »

Quote from: Snowbound Milk on April 11, 2011, 12:39:30 pm

I'm still just convinced you're blueballed. Go rub one out, Slug, we don't judge. Also, listen to this while you do it:

Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody

I think that's where the problem started. The song I mean.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2011, 12:46:59 am »

Have you tried punching the fire out? That's what Chuck Norris would do.

Leo · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2011, 01:10:41 am »

MANGO! Where have you been!?

sircrimson · « **Reply #25 on:** April 21, 2011, 02:10:10 am »

fucking a leo stop dipping your penis in gasoline...

also high guys I'm back WAAAA !!

in before who the fuck are you

gtfo

show tits
you realibility is as(insert comparison) as my (object) you( insult) (fecal object)

Leo · « **Reply #26 on:** April 21, 2011, 02:21:39 am »

But the gasoline makes me feel like a pimpin' Saudi Arabian prince who dips his gasoline covered schlong in burka girls.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2011, 03:03:21 pm »

All my pants are now crotchless chaps. I hope it becomes an accepted style. Or I find a way to put this fire out.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2011, 08:44:53 pm »

Where have I been?! Try prison for starters. Yeah, I shanked a foo over some a game of dice that we were wagering kilos of coke on. Oh yeah and it happened on my yacht and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been one of the strippers on the boat. Girl was mad at me cuz u told her it was over between us. Shorty tripped and called the po-po.

So yeah, um out now. I've been sleeping with the judge and she let me go on a technicality.

Penis on fire man, have you considered have consexual sex with a penguin?

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2011, 07:23:10 am »

I have not. Good luck getting your stripper back to work.

Leo · « **Reply #30 on:** April 23, 2011, 04:20:02 pm »

Quote from: Electric Mango on April 21, 2011, 08:44:53 pm

Where have I been?! Try prison for starters. Yeah, I shanked a foo over some a game of dice that we were wagering kilos of coke on. Oh yeah and it happened on my yacht and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been one of the strippers on the boat. Girl was mad at me cuz u told her it was over between us. Shorty tripped and called the po-po.

So yeah, um out now. I've been sleeping with the judge and she let me go on a technicality.

Penis on fire man, have you considered have consexual sex with a penguin?

I thought I replied to this but I guess I didn't?

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #31 on:** April 23, 2011, 04:47:04 pm »

my penis is on water

Leo · « **Reply #32 on:** April 23, 2011, 05:33:42 pm »

Jesus penis.

Locke · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2011, 05:51:56 pm »

Quote from: Koorosheh Kabir on April 23, 2011, 04:47:04 pm

my penis is on water

Penis on the water, a fire in the sky~

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:07:33 am »

My laptop overheats easily. I need a better cooling solution. Or some fire retardant.

Locke · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2011, 05:28:25 am »

Keep it on a hard surface, elevate it to improve airflow, and if you can, pick up one of those little laptop stands with USB powered fans in them. You can also try taking it apart and running some canned air through to clear out any dust, making the current cooling mechanisms more efficient.

Buck Turgidson · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2011, 07:57:00 am »

Quote from: Locke on April 24, 2011, 05:28:25 am

Keep it on a hard surface, elevate it to improve airflow, and if you can, pick up one of those little laptop stands with USB powered fans in them. You can also try taking it apart and running some canned air through to clear out any dust, making the current cooling mechanisms more efficient.

I have it on a hard surface. But the surface is on fire. Not a lot of dust, but a fair amount of ash.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:25:04 pm »

My penis walks

Electric Mango · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2011, 10:41:45 am »

I like to picture my penis wearing a tuxedo t-shirt cause my penis also likes to party.

Koorosheh Kabir · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2011, 01:59:08 pm »

My penis is attached to my body

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