I Have Ways of Making You Talk

[eaton94]

I think I would like to try that hard question, if you'll allow me

[Leo]

She doesn't need your words in her mouth.

You make my life way too easy, Mango.

[Electric Mango]

Eaton:  what is one thing in your past that you are not proud of.

Leo, it's almost like I did that on purpose.

To anyone:  what do you like the most/least about your parents.

[Mia]

Ideal? I am not sure I believe in an ideal. Everyone has their flaws but in general - intelligent, independent and capable of keeping their own with me.

[Brian]

sorry, i passed out at 9 last night due to my new jerb. Anyhow, this thread bores me.... Might as well call this thread 'All about Mia' and apparently she doesn't even like me cuz i told her i was forever in love because she used to word 'snarky' on IRC.

Anyhow, in answer to your question mango. I think I'm fairly 'average' when it comes to what i like in sexual stuff. Most weirdest thing I have is probably that I like boys (I also like girls tyvm see my threads in Red Light District). but yeah, i dont fap to asains with eels in their butts, or poop eating, or any other crazy stuff like that. But i also accept you if you do like that stuff. (leo, this is a safe place, feel free to let it all out...)

[Leo]

in general - intelligent, independent and capable of keeping their own with me.

So... Leo.... as much as you may hate to admit it, Leo meets 2 out of the 3 of those criteria with the third being the unknown. I'm sorry, Mia, but I'll always blame you for loving me... even if it is my fault.



And brian, my balls already are out, enjoying the breeze, feeling the cool autumn wind slowly blowing across the barren, wrinkled wasteland.

[Snowbound Milk]

That was a very stirring visual Leo... I hate you now.

[Electric Mango]

Brian, don't get bored of this thread just yet, I'll try to keep you entertained and would love to ask you another question if I could.  Also don't take it personal Brian, Mia dislikes all of us equally.

Leo, you have a gift when it comes to writing about your balls you should see where that can take you. Also, do you like it on top or on bottom?

Snowbound, how did you come to chose your name?

Mia, Im going to keep asking you questions because you are so good at answering them. What happened the last time you got really mad at someone?

[Brian]

FINE, ask away you fuckface. ( please excuse any rudness, ive been drinking and ive noticed that i get kinda mouthy when ive been drinking...)

[Crazyman93]

Give me a hard question.


And Leo, I hate to tell you this, actually I'd love to, but I think Mia hates most of RIA's members.
Since we're the third worst trolls to grace CN.

[Brian]

whow whow whow, i demand to know who the 2nd and 1st worst trolls are. I think i can take umm.

[Gangs]

Gangs, would you kill an innocent homeless man to save a family if all you had to do was push a button?  What about if you had you shoot him and again if you had to kill him with your own hands.  Please give us some insight as to why.

In all seriousness, yes, yes and yes.
Firstly, regardless of how i kill a man, by pushing a button, with a gun or with my own hands, it wouldn't make a difference to me. Meaning obviously i would be distraught at having to kill an innocent, but the method wouldn't matter, a few years ago, it might have mattered, but not now...
Secondly, i'd feel worse knowing i've condemned an entire family to death by not acting. When it comes down to it, it's a choice between me killing the family or the bum, the choice is simple. If someone had to die, i'd kill the innocent bum rather than the family.

NEXT!

[Mia]

This thread isn't all about me, but by mentioning me continuously in your own posts, you strive to make it all about me. Counterproductive much? And I don't dislike all of you. I never said I disliked you, brian. That would mean I actually exerted actual effort to dislike you and you're not worth that.

Truly mad? I'd say it is rare for me to be mad at someone. I am rather effective at the cold shoulder. If someone does something to anger me, good chance they will never know since I tend to skip to disappointment and just cut them out of my life since the action that causes me to be angry is typically one that reveals something about their nature that I didn't know about them previously.

[Rorick]

I want a hard question.

[Leo]

Leo, you have a gift when it comes to writing about your balls you should see where that can take you. Also, do you like it on top or on bottom?

Depends on the day.

[Crazyman93]

whow whow whow, i demand to know who the 2nd and 1st worst trolls are. I think i can take umm.

LUE was second.
/b/ was first.

[Buck Turgidson]

No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males brutha anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.

Ok thanks for clearing that up.  I thought you were talking about your vagina.  You know, like they were trying to use you to gain access to yours.

I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 

I know you aren't that stupid and knew exactly what I actually meant.

I am sorry to disappoint you Mia - I am actually that stupid.  But it does raise a good question - how do you react when someone tries to use you for your vagina (or something less ambitious like say your vulva)?

[Mia]

No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males brutha anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.

Ok thanks for clearing that up.  I thought you were talking about your vagina.  You know, like they were trying to use you to gain access to yours.

I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 

I know you aren't that stupid and knew exactly what I actually meant.

I am sorry to disappoint you Mia - I am actually that stupid.  But it does raise a good question - how do you react when someone tries to use you for your vagina (or something less ambitious like say your vulva)?

Nobody gets to use me in that way ever, proudly prudish for life.

[Crazyman93]

This Gentleman, is why Leo fails on a daily basis to do anything with Mia.

[Leo]

The key word in GS's question was "tries."