Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.

[Lanna]

LOL.  Damen, you have way too much time coming up with theories about Azural.  Do you... OMG... Do you have a crush on my fiance?!!!?

Okay, think of love. Are you thinking of love?

meow think the exact opposite. There you go.

You kmeow that the opposite of love is apathy, right?  You obviously care about him enough to put so much time into these stuff.

[Dontasemebro]

omg it's math! Lanna is even more asian than I thought.(avatar)

[DrunkWino]

heheheheh

Nobody has yet to figure out my evil plan to destroy the world.

Wanna kmeow what it is?

Really?

Yer freaking sure?

It *is* devious.

and I don't want to give out spoilers.

Why?

Cause some people want the spoilers,

then when they get them,

they freak all out and shit.

They start yelling "WHY did I have to kmeow,

meow the surprise is gone! DAMNIT!"

So yer sure?

Absolutely, positively, no fucking shit Sherlock sure?

Cause it's good.

Not really good.

More like good in an evil way.

Though, what is evil when you get down to it?

Seriously, you ever really think about that.

I mean to us, killing some random dude and cooking him is evil,

but to someone else, that's a fucking feast.

So is it *really* evil?

Cannibals are just trying to get they're lunch on after all.

You think chickens think we're evil?

I mean, we just force them to give us unfertilized eggs, their potential offspring,

for our breakfast.

Then we deep fry the bitches.

The chickens, not the eggs.

Although we do have fried eggs.

So are we evil to chickens?



What the fuck was I talking 'bout?

You shouldn't let me get off track like that.

[JohnTheGreat]

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

  White
You value law, order, community and light.  You love to protect the social order and the rule of law.  At your best, you are just and protective. At your worst, you are authoritarian and dogmatic.  Your symbol is a sunburst.  Your enemies are black and red.


im ur enemy

[Lanna]

No one's taking over the world... not when I'm breathing.

[DrunkWino]

Kmeow what other animal is probably pissed as hell at us?

Fucking cows.

I mean, really, look at all the shit we do to cows.

And what do they do?

Just stand in a field eating grass all day.

Occasionally, they swat at flies with that pathetic excuse for a tail,

and fart,

but that's really it.

Cows just happily going about their merry lives,

until we had a hamburger.

Then it was "OH SHI-!!!," cow,

it is so fucking on.

We slaughter 'em.

Take their babies,

break their legs,

then call them a delicacy,

you kmeow, veal.

Hell, the only nice thing we do for cows

is to squeeze their tits.

Let's face it though, if milk weren't so damn tasty

we wouldn't even do that much for the cow.

Shit, as it is, I imagine most milkers have cold hands

or pumps, or whatever the hell we use meow.

That's another thing cows are pissed off about.

Somewhere, somehow, we decided that our hands

were too good for cow tits,

so we built big metal cold machines to do it.

Imagine a freezing metal pump giving you a handy.

Yeah, I'd be pissed too.

[dark tyrant]

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

  White
You value law, order, community and light.  You love to protect the social order and the rule of law.  At your best, you are just and protective. At your worst, you are authoritarian and dogmatic.  Your symbol is a sunburst.  Your enemies are black and red.


im ur enemy

Yo also have about 14 seconds to live.

*Points laser gun at JohntheGreat*

Any last words?

[DrunkWino]

Actually, he's already dead.